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Title: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: franksolich on August 14, 2008, 07:45:41 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3786365#3795261

Oh my.

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itsrobert  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:50 PM
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How do Bikinis enhance Volleyball players performance?
   
I'm trying to figure out why Women wear skimpy bikinis playing Volleyball at the Olympics? Does anyone know what purpose this serves? Besides increasing male viewer ship like myself?

The bonfire's enormous, and there's some name-removed primitives at it, but I can't figure out the controversy.

Anyway.

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:52 PM
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2. All I know is they do wonders for mine (performance, that is).
   
Textile Viagra.

The bonfire's loaded with photographs of women's rear-ends.

Just in case somebody's interested; franksolich isn't big on big rear-ends.

franksolich prefers the well-proportioned.

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provis99  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-13-08 02:54 AM
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70. what a sorry excuse for a "sport" beach volleyball is
   
What next in the Olympics? Cheerleading? Maybe shooting pool, playing poker, bowling, hacky sack, varmint hunting, and team Twister should be added to the list of "sports" for the Olympics. The Olympics becomes more like an extended Coors Light commercial every time they hold it.

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Atman  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-14-08 08:23 AM
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150. Probably one of the most ignorant posts I've ever read
   
And that's saying a LOT on DU! Play a set of twos some time. If you survived five minutes I'd be amazed. It's an incredibly tough sport.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Miss Mia on August 14, 2008, 07:50:42 PM
Oh yes, this has been raging on DU for a few days now.  They hate the women's beach volleyball.   :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 14, 2008, 07:53:15 PM


     Sir Mix a Lot was right about two things:

     1. Seattle Ain't Bullshittin', and

     2. well...
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Vagabond on August 14, 2008, 08:06:43 PM
Oh yes, this has been raging on DU for a few days now.  They hate the women's beach volleyball.   :whatever:
Yes, but then again they hate the notion of winners and losers.  Especially since it is very clear, they aren't winners.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Miss Mia on August 14, 2008, 08:08:30 PM
Oh yes, this has been raging on DU for a few days now.  They hate the women's beach volleyball.   :whatever:
Yes, but then again they hate the notion of winners and losers.  Especially since it is very clear, they aren't winners.

Yes.  There's quite a contingent on DU of people that hate all sports and finds everything about them the root of all evil.  Those are called morons.  LOL

It's called "beach volleyball."  It started on beaches.  What do women wear at beaches you may ask?  bikinis.  Hence the beach volleyball players wear bikinis. 
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 14, 2008, 08:21:02 PM


It's called "beach volleyball."  It started on beaches.  What do women wear at beaches you may ask?  bikinis.  Hence the beach volleyball players wear bikinis. 


     There is also the probability that women are more comfortable in two-piece outfits on the court.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Miss Mia on August 14, 2008, 08:49:00 PM


It's called "beach volleyball."  It started on beaches.  What do women wear at beaches you may ask?  bikinis.  Hence the beach volleyball players wear bikinis. 


     There is also the probability that women are more comfortable in two-piece outfits on the court.


That's too logical.  This is DU we're talking about.  Female beach volleyball players only wear bikinis because men tell them to.   :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Chris on August 14, 2008, 08:49:14 PM
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itsrobert  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:50 PM
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How do Bikinis enhance Volleyball players performance?

Just a guess.. try playing pro volleyball in a one-piece?

No, probably wouldn't work so well.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 14, 2008, 08:52:39 PM


That's too logical.  This is DU we're talking about.  Female beach volleyball players only wear bikinis because men tell them to.   :whatever:


     Oh, man, if only women would play sports in what men told them to...
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 14, 2008, 08:54:56 PM
Now granted women's beach volleyball has nothing to do with sex...

...BUT...

Is this from the same people who give the uncommitted sexual ferocity of the liberated feminist?

Well...are they allowed to be sexually vibrant women or not?

...

@#$%ing hypocrites...with an emphasis on hippo
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: jtyangel on August 15, 2008, 07:26:06 AM


That's too logical.  This is DU we're talking about.  Female beach volleyball players only wear bikinis because men tell them to.   :whatever:


     Oh, man, if only women would play sports in what men told them to...

That would be the skimpiest bikini ever I'd reckon :evillaugh:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: jtyangel on August 15, 2008, 07:30:11 AM
Now granted women's beach volleyball has nothing to do with sex...

...BUT...

Is this from the same people who give the uncommitted sexual ferocity of the liberated feminist?

Well...are they allowed to be sexually vibrant women or not?

...

@#$%ing hypocrites...with an emphasis on hippo

Good point, Mr. Bunny. Walsh and May really look wilting wallflowers who don't make their own choices in clothing and otherwise right? These idjits live and breath insolence and art of being offended at anything and everything. I think what bothers, particularly the females there, is not that they wear bikinis(and probably look better then most on that board in them although that's a large part of it), but that even their 'enlightened' liberal men like watching the women wear bikinis. Sorry feminazis but you aren't ever going to school biology out of people. It's also why most women will still prefer real men as compared to say most male members of DU. :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on August 15, 2008, 08:29:29 AM
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itsrobert  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:50 PM
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How do Bikinis enhance Volleyball players performance?

Just a guess.. try playing pro volleyball in a one-piece?

No, probably wouldn't work so well.

Sand in any bathing suit is a bit*h.....sand in a one piece would be intolerable. so maybe they should do WBV in one pirce of a bikini and REALLY increase ratings among males :naughty:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Lord Undies on August 15, 2008, 08:50:43 AM

The bonfire's loaded with photographs of women's rear-ends.

Just in case somebody's interested; franksolich isn't big on big rear-ends.

franksolich prefers the well-proportioned.



I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: TheSarge on August 15, 2008, 09:00:46 AM


Well...are they allowed to be sexually vibrant women or not?

...



They are allowed ONLY if they are Liberal Socialist Dems.

Conservatives aren't allowed to look like that in DUmmie land because it totally shatters the stereotype.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Chris_ on August 15, 2008, 11:05:41 AM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:52 PM
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2. All I know is they do wonders for mine (performance, that is).
   
Textile Viagra.

Does this mean that when he wears his bikini he gets aroused?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 15, 2008, 01:24:31 PM
"Good things come in small packages."

 :naughty:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Chris on August 15, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
That thread is
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/intherunning.jpg)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: DixieBelle on August 15, 2008, 07:37:10 PM
The earth just stopped rotating. I agree with Pedro. Women's beach volleyball is difficult and you must be a superb athlete to play well.

I just googled the pictures. I assume the tiny bathing suit bottoms are made that way to function much like a thong. They just have a bit more fabric to get past the people who would object. But apparently not enough to make DU happy. *eyeroll*

Aren't the USA girls the ones who pissed off DU earlier?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 16, 2008, 04:12:48 AM
The earth just stopped rotating. I agree with Pedro. Women's beach volleyball is difficult and you must be a superb athlete to play well.

I just googled the pictures. I assume the tiny bathing suit bottoms are made that way to function much like a thong. They just have a bit more fabric to get past the people who would object. But apparently not enough to make DU happy. *eyeroll*

Aren't the USA girls the ones who pissed off DU earlier?

Yes, Dix, because they posed for pics with President Bush.  One of the two also said words to this effect:  "I don't care what anyone says about him--he's a really nice guy."
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: MrsSmith on August 16, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
The earth just stopped rotating. I agree with Pedro. Women's beach volleyball is difficult and you must be a superb athlete to play well.

I just googled the pictures. I assume the tiny bathing suit bottoms are made that way to function much like a thong. They just have a bit more fabric to get past the people who would object. But apparently not enough to make DU happy. *eyeroll*

Aren't the USA girls the ones who pissed off DU earlier?

Yes, Dix, because they posed for pics with President Bush.  One of the two also said words to this effect:  "I don't care what anyone says about him--he's a really nice guy."

Well, there you go.  They are beautiful women, they are representing the country DU hates...and working like crazy to do so, AND they were complimentary of Pres. Bush.  Of course the DUmp hates them.   :mental:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: DixieBelle on August 16, 2008, 11:02:47 AM
Oh I remember! One of them offered up her rear for a fanny slap and Bush politely tapped the small of her back with the back of his hand instead.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Airwolf on August 17, 2008, 05:51:32 PM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-12-08 09:52 PM
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2. All I know is they do wonders for mine (performance, that is).
   
Textile Viagra.

Does this mean that when he wears his bikini he gets aroused?

I wouldn't put it past him.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive likes bikinis; Pedro Picasso grouses
Post by: Splashdown on August 17, 2008, 06:03:28 PM
DU would prolly like it if the US team was playing in Burkhas.