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Title: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: fatboy on July 03, 2017, 10:58:45 PM
Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now! <---- an interesting visual?

Question for all of us who read DUmmy posts for amusement purposes. Who (according to the DUmmies) is the most capable (woman) to lead the USA?

If you answered "Hillary Clinton" you would be factually correct because as a reader of all things DUmb, you know that those who survived the Great Purge of 2016 are "Ready for Her!"

But then we also have to acknowledge that sans Hillary, the fallback is the oh-so-smart Elizabeth Warren. Prior to the late purge, the actual DUmb-O-crap dream ticket consisted of Clinton and Warren, just not sure who would be on top.

But the times they are a changin and along with a new dynamic leadership in the DUmb-O-crap party comes outstanding new blood in the GD forum.....

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:26 PM

Fluke a Snooker (118 posts)

Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!

Without a doubt, Kamala Harris is the most qualified person in America to be our next president. The freshman senator from California has already proven her political acumen, her progressive bonafides, and her refreshing outlook that brings out the dynamic presence that only Barack Obama has shown, along with the ability to complete the interrupted transformation of this country from its capitalist oppression to the fully progressive, global integrating society that is necessary for the total harmony and the elimination of the GOP as a force for all time. <---you left out gravitas. I just wanted to point that out.

Kamala is all the right attributes: Female, progressive, person of color, and a representative of our most progressive state in the nation: California. She resonates positively across all factions, is someone that the media can promote with conscience-free exhilaration, and work well with all Democrats and even progressive-leaning Republicans (at least the ones that will be left).

--------I stopped here you get the picture--------- 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029284353

This is actually a little bit awkward. DUmmy in training Fluke a Snooker (118 posts) seems oblivious to the situation with skinner and his relationship with the Clintons and yet is it possible that Lizzy has lost some of her charm? And Hillary? Is it possible that some of the more astute primitives are beginning to see Madam (almost) President as maybe not the best bet for 2020?

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:28 PM

Star Member Aristus (39,241 posts)

1. I'm excited about her possible candidacy.

Well that makes two of us! Great pick!

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:28 PM

Star Member murielm99 (18,508 posts)

2. We have other things to do.
 
The midterm elections, for one.

TRANSLATION: Look stupid. This message board is paid for with Clinton Cash. So if you want to avoid the Old Iron Handshake, button the old lip.

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:44 PM

Fluke a Snooker (118 posts)

6. This is where Kamala will shine!
 
She has been working behind the scenes quietly raising money for many Democratic contenders, and even helping with existing Democrat's races. I have every confidence that 2018 will be a banner year for Democrats as we take the House, and hold off our losses on the Senate (remember, we are defending 10 seats in competitive districts, while the GOP is only defending 2 seats in competitive districts, although we might make inroads there). In particular, if Kamala helps Tom Perez, Barack Obama and the DNC to win the House back, then her stature will shoot through the roof. THIS is what I mean by a consummate politician, probably the best candidate we've ever had save for Barack Obama.

It's interesting to me how some DUmb-O-crap publick servant gets this totally underserved reputation based on one speech or news hour sound bite. But pointing this flaw out in a public setting is where President Donald J. Trump shines and to be honest my gut tells me that for that reason the DNC big wigs are not going to let Ms. Harris get anywhere near the nomination. They may be dumb but they are not stupid.

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:28 PM

NobodyHere (2,547 posts)

3. How does Kamala Harris feel about this?

TRANSLATION: 2nd warning DUmmy

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:40 PM

Star Member aikoaiko (26,350 posts)

5. I'm certainly willing to consider Harris, but that graphic freaks me out.

Glory is not a word I would associate with a politician and it appears that glory in this context is rain and broken shards of glass falling on Harris' head. <--- broken glass ceiling imagery not withstanding

TRANSLATION: We are going tombstone shopping.

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:46 PM

Fluke a Snooker (118 posts)

8. It's an effect still in process
 
It actually works better for my Gaming posters, but to be blunt, Kamala outshines even those heroes in stature.

DUmb and dense. It may be a short and glorious run but perhaps this Dummy newb will prove to be comedy gold!

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 06:59 PM

Star Member rzemanfl (15,855 posts)

9. There is nothing to be gained by putting a potential nominee in the wingnuts' crosshairs
 
this early.

Too late

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:46 PM

Star Member Tarheel_Dem (27,559 posts)

15. If your true intention is to make Dems hate Kamala Harris, you're off to a good start. Firstly, I..
 
personally adore her, and agree she'd make a wonderful chief executive. But all the Bernie shit you conjectured about is pure tripe. Nothing but. I think Kamala would be better served if she weren't included in comparisons with Bernie Sanders. She's a progressive, but she's also a rock solid Democrat. Nobody, including you, knows that "he would have been president as he would have easily overcome the oppressive Super Delegate system that the Democrats have stupidly kept in place". Our super delegate system did exactly what it was intended to do, and I have absolutely no regrets about that.

And there you have it. A level 1 mole. I have to confess, I really wish that was one of my DUmmy moles. This one is good.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on July 03, 2017, 11:04:09 PM
>Let's get behind Kamala Harris

With all due respect to Bruce Lee,  is one of these her???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZ49n_Vovg
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: tuolumnejim on July 04, 2017, 12:26:05 AM
Camel toe might be smarter than maxi pad waters, and yes "might" is the key word here.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: Tucker on July 04, 2017, 06:57:16 AM
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I have every confidence that 2018 will be a banner year for Democrats

 :lmao: It's gonna be tough getting that sand outta your ears and eyes.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: SVPete on July 04, 2017, 07:56:37 AM
Camel toe might be smarter than maxi pad waters, and yes "might" is the key word here.

She's got the brains of Mad Maxine, a bit more mouth control (for now), and a lot more arrogance. She also has the Tyranny Instinct of Obama, but might be less indolent. The Rs need to let the American people see what she is now, or she could become the next and worse Obama - an incompetent tyrannous ideologue elected to office because of her skin color.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 04, 2017, 09:02:17 AM
>Let's get behind Kamala Harris

With all due respect to Bruce Lee,  is one of these her???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZ49n_Vovg

I think this is the right one
(https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.V88f8zSsV-hdtC8SSMFoOwDXEs&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300)

The scary part is Yes, she has all the attributes of obama and she is a woman, if she were a lgbtxyz she would be a shoe in.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: fatboy on July 04, 2017, 05:57:36 PM
I just wanted to bring in a few updates on this one:

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Tue Jul 4, 2017, 04:56 PM

Star Member onenote (28,602 posts)

22. "Without a doubt, Kamala Harris is the most qualified person in America to be our next president."

I guess that depends on how one measures and ranks qualifications. I think she could be an excellent candidate, but I don't see her as being so far ahead of other potential candidates to declare her far ahead of anyone else. There are a number of potential candidates, some more "progressive" than others but all potentially electable, including Elizabeth Warren <--- Lizzy lives! and Adam Schiff  :loser: . I could probably name a half dozen others, <-- please do  but the point is that it's a tad early to declare one person the be all and end all candidate at this point in time.

And now a variation on a theme:

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Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:51 PM

Takket (3,752 posts)

33. "Without a doubt, Kamala Harris is the most qualified person in America to be our next president"
 
I stopped reading right there.

Nothing but respect for her but... no she's not.
<-- but but but she has all the attributes and "she" is not a "he" and is in addition a POC so DUmmy Takket (3,752 posts) how are you not a sexist/racist/bigot???

We continue:

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Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:44 PM

Star Member Alice11111 (2,937 posts)

31. Al Franken and Kennedy for me.

Excellent. Dumb and Stupid all in one package.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
 
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 04, 2017, 06:06:22 PM
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Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:51 PM

Takket (3,752 posts)

33. "Without a doubt, Kamala Harris is the most qualified person in America to be our next president"
 
I stopped reading right there.

Nothing but respect for her but...  she's no. Hitlery Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Both those are proven candidates.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 04, 2017, 07:48:45 PM
I had no idea who Kamala Harris was.  Googled it.  Still have no idea and really do not give a damn.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 04, 2017, 08:36:56 PM
Person of color? I googled her too, and she is lilly white, and so is her husband.
is she another Fauxahontas?
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: thundley4 on July 04, 2017, 09:41:57 PM
Person of color? I googled her too, and she is lilly white, and so is her husband.
is she another Fauxahontas?

Her father is Jamaican, but I can't find a pic of him. Her mother is from India. Her being married to a cracker would not help her with the "black vote", but it would with the white guilt liberal crowd.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 05, 2017, 04:33:29 AM
Her father is Jamaican, but I can't find a pic of him. Her mother is from India. Her being married to a cracker would not help her with the "black vote", but it would with the white guilt liberal crowd.

Remember a guy by the name of Willie Brown?  He was the Speaker of the California State Assembly.  Kamala Harris started her career by being his girlfriend.  She even showed up to his 60th birthday party, with his wife there.  (She was 29 at the time.) :whistling:
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: SVPete on July 05, 2017, 09:01:57 AM
I had no idea who Kamala Harris was.  Googled it.  Still have no idea and really do not give a damn.

Like BHO, she's an empty skirt. Actually, that's unfair ... to Kammie. After passing the bar exam she actually had accomplishments of a sort. Her first political position was DA of SF. From there she became AG of CA. Being DA was probably way over her head, but she's an almost blank wall onto which any image could be projected.

I do think she's quite vulnerable, to her own ignorance and arrogance. The Rs need to "encourage" her to paint that blank wall with outward expressions of her inner ugly.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 05, 2017, 09:58:54 PM
Like BHO, she's an empty skirt. Actually, that's unfair ... to Kammie. After passing the bar exam she actually had accomplishments of a sort. Her first political position was DA of SF. From there she became AG of CA. Being DA was probably way over her head, but she's an almost blank wall onto which any image could be projected.

I do think she's quite vulnerable, to her own ignorance and arrogance. The Rs need to "encourage" her to paint that blank wall with outward expressions of her inner ugly.

Thanks for the info SVP!    :cheersmate:  I really did not know who she was.  Google came up with a lot a various people named Harris.  Lots of obits.   :lmao:

So she is a liberal Sin Francisco mexifornian?  Heh.  Dummies will love them some Kammie until they hate her.   :rotf:

Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 05, 2017, 10:17:31 PM
I had no idea who Kamala Harris was.  Googled it.  Still have no idea and really do not give a damn.

She is a child -- a frosh Senator dim from somewhere who was arguing with a witness in a hearing and had be given a timeout by the committee chair.

Since she has a potty mouth and yelled nonsense questions she is now the new standard bearer.

Oh -- also, she is one of obozo/holder's people.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: SVPete on July 06, 2017, 08:26:57 AM
She is a child -- a frosh Senator dim from somewhere who was arguing with a witness in a hearing and had be given a timeout by the committee chair.
...

She did that twice and was slapped down twice. She won the retiring Barbara Boxer's (Babs Bouncer) seat last November.

AS SF DA, she refused to seek the death penalty, even for killers of police officers. As CA AG, she was the one who raided and started the prosecution of David Daleiden, the guy who did the videos of PP selling baby body parts. All but one of the charges against Daleiden were dismissed by the judge, though without prejudice. The charges could be revised and re-filed, which current AG Xavier Becerra has said he would do. 1. This shows the sloppiness of Kammie's work and how poor her leadership abilities are (neither being a surprise). 2. Around the time of the "investigation" and filing of charges, PP made a substantial donation to Kammie, and Pro-Abotion groups even more (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/media-silent-on-planned-parenthoods-ties-to-lawmakers-behind-pro-life-activist-charges/article/2618772). So Kammie has aspirations to Clinton-grade corruption.
Title: Re: Let's get behind Kamala Harris for President now!
Post by: Adam Wood on July 08, 2017, 06:49:29 AM
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I have every confidence that 2018 will be a banner year for Democrats
:lmao: It's gonna be tough getting that sand outta your ears and eyes.
It'll be a banner year all right, just not the kind that DUmmie is thinking that it will be.