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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on June 22, 2017, 09:17:11 PM

Title: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: BamaMoose on June 22, 2017, 09:17:11 PM
A newbie spins a tale so laughable even the DUmmies ridicule him.

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LesterKasai (104 posts)

"How come there's no Americans working at this restaurant? They are all Latino"
   
I am sitting in a casual restaurant that bills itself as serving traditional American food. My companion (I have dropped her to borderline friend) asked me, as we were sitting waiting for our food, "How come there's no Americans working at this restaurant? They are all Latino." I was taken aback by this comment given that "Latino" and "American" are not mutually exclusive. I just shrugged to her thinking to myself at least she did not say "Mexican".

I am contemplating if I should bring up this issue to correct her after we finish our meals. I find it disturbing that she would equate Latinos as being non-American.

Doesn't start with "So".  No cops.  No bushes.  Maybe a conversion or clapping and thumbs-up is in the making.

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NCTraveler (23,455 posts)

5. You typed all of this out while at the meal with her?
 
I have to be reading wrong.

Can we live blog your lunch? 

A doubter??

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LesterKasai (104 posts)

7. Yes, the food is boring me. And I am now reluctant to engage in conversation with her.

What a pleasant individual to share a meal with.  Playing with his phone and ignoring his companion.  And I have a sneaking suspicion he's avoiding his "boring food" because he's afraid of who may have touched it.

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NCTraveler (23,455 posts)

13. Might I suggest a brief uncomfortable silence....
 
followed up by: "Have you ever met a traveler from NC. They are due beer and travel money." 

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NCTraveler (23,455 posts)

17. What are you eating? You really aren't keeping up with this live blog thing.
 
It's killing me. 

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NCTraveler (23,455 posts)

19. Can we get a picture to really set the mood? nt.

 :rofl:

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LesterKasai (104 posts)

22. She got upset and left without splitting the bill with me. :(

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LesterKasai (104 posts)

37. Agreed. But I may also have a legal claim against her for breach of quasi-contract and to prevent...
 
...unjust enrichment on her part.

Calling LaserHaas. LaserHaas to the white courtesy phone.

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B2G (7,646 posts)

45. Please live blog the trial.

I'm begging you.

Nope no conversions or thumbs-up.  So sad.  And, of course, it goes without saying that a bunch of the DUmmies ate up this tale, but at least a few called out this BS.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029238949 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029238949)
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on June 22, 2017, 09:39:29 PM
A restaurant that is run by Latinos that serves traditional American food? What, were you ordering off the children's menu?

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Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 22, 2017, 09:48:59 PM
A restaurant that is run by Latinos that serves traditional American food? What, were you ordering off the children's menu?

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Sounds like cultural appropriation to me.

SHUT IT DOWN!

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 22, 2017, 10:42:44 PM
You know your cred thread is lame when even the other retards start screwing with you in it.
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: FunkyZero on June 22, 2017, 10:48:57 PM
A newbie spins a tale so laughable even the DUmmies ridicule him.

Doesn't start with "So".  No cops.  No bushes.  Maybe a conversion or clapping and thumbs-up is in the making.

A doubter??

What a pleasant individual to share a meal with.  Playing with his phone and ignoring his companion.  And I have a sneaking suspicion he's avoiding his "boring food" because he's afraid of who may have touched it.

 :rofl:

Calling LaserHaas. LaserHaas to the white courtesy phone.

Nope no conversions or thumbs-up.  So sad.  And, of course, it goes without saying that a bunch of the DUmmies ate up this tale, but at least a few called out this BS.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029238949 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029238949)

Hmm... low post count and a misfire.
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 22, 2017, 11:16:35 PM
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NCTraveler (23,455 posts)

13. Might I suggest a brief uncomfortable silence....
 
followed up by: "Have you ever met a traveler from NC. They are due beer and travel money."

Damn near forgot about that DUmmy meme!
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 23, 2017, 04:01:26 AM
Damn near forgot about that DUmmy meme!

He said nothing about being owed "many experiences." :rulez:
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on June 23, 2017, 05:15:16 AM
A restaurant that is run by Latinos that serves traditional American food? What, were you ordering off the children's menu?

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:lol:
Our local Chinese restaurant has a "latino" cook, and he makes the best shredded pork I've ever had!   :-)
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 23, 2017, 05:26:54 AM
What a lame Bouncy!

The DUmmie should have a witty three word retort that completely shuts up the dining companion followed by everyone else in the establishment applauding and congratulating the DUmmie.

Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: AzJames73 on June 23, 2017, 07:29:45 AM
Was she hot ??
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: BadCat on June 23, 2017, 07:33:47 AM
Was she hot ??

Come now James, would a hot chick actually go anywhere with a DUmmy?
Those ****ers are so pathetic, their hands won't date them.
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 23, 2017, 07:37:03 AM
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LesterKasai (104 posts)

"How come there's no Americans working at this restaurant? They are all Latino"
   
I am sitting in a casual restaurant that bills itself as serving traditional American food. My companion (I have dropped her to borderline friend) asked me, as we were sitting waiting for our food, "How come there's no Americans working at this restaurant? They are all Latino."

So I told her they were all ilegals, and they work for sub standard wages  with no benefits, and they pushed Americans out of this kind of job.  Then I decided as a social justice warrior we should show our contempt for the slave driving owner and walk out with out paying. She surprised me by jumping up on the table and calling out the owner for his deplorable actions.

All the other customers stood up and clapped! it was then that I decided to upgrade our relationship again and now I am planning to propose to her. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: AzJames73 on June 23, 2017, 07:37:31 AM
Come now James, would a hot chick actually go anywhere with a DUmmy?
Those ****ers are so pathetic, their hands won't date them.

I just had to ask BC  :whistling:  :-)
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 23, 2017, 12:34:02 PM
So I told her they were all ilegals, and they work for sub standard wages  with no benefits, and they pushed Americans out of this kind of job.  Then I decided as a social justice warrior we should show our contempt for the slave driving owner and walk out with out paying. She surprised me by jumping up on the table and calling out the owner for his deplorable actions.

All the other customers stood up and clapped! it was then that I decided to upgrade our relationship again and now I am planning to propose to her. :cheersmate:
^5 for the way the bouncy should have been done. Although you should lose some points for maintaining standard gender roles with the man proposing.   
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 23, 2017, 05:47:15 PM
^5 for the way the bouncy should have been done. Although you should lose some points for maintaining standard gender roles with the man proposing.

That's because we write 99% better bouncy stories than DUmmies do.  Almost the only good ones are written by moles at the DUmp. :whistling:
Title: Re: Street Cred Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on June 23, 2017, 05:57:46 PM
With the possible exception of an ethnic restaurant, I don't pay attention to the ethnicities of a restaurant's staff. Good food and good service don't have a skin color. So I'm wondering whether the GF was weird or imaginary. This being DU, I'm thinking the GF and :bouncy: are imaginary.