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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BEG on August 14, 2008, 01:18:37 PM
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She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon. Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.
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What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?
....and away goes troubles down the drain....
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
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She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon. Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.
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No spicy foods for the rest of the day Schade.
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What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?
....and away goes troubles down the drain....
A colonoscopy my dear friend. If you haven't had one.... get one.
/katy couric mode = off :popcorn:
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She was due for her first Roto-Rooter procedure this afternoon. Everyone please keep her in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out A-ok.
:rotf:
No spicy foods for the rest of the day Schade.
Oh sure, now you tell me. I just had fire beans for lunch.
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
That's good to hear. For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure. The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on. Eww and LOL
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Oh yeah, nothing better than the crap they have you drink 24 hours prior and then getting placed in a room with a bunch of other people who just had the same procedure and farting for the next hour. My kind of fun!!
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I had one o' them procedures back around mid-March. The prep the night before was MUCH worse than the actual procedure, for which I was out like a light.
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Man, I hate it when doctors mess with my butt.
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My bum is A+.
yesh
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Man, I hate it when doctors mess with my butt.
No kidding... I was told by the doctor that in rare cases they can perforate your colon, but that they really try to avoid that if at all possible. Ok..... now please sign this waiver. :hammer:
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Oh yeah, nothing better than the crap they have you drink 24 hours prior and then getting placed in a room with a bunch of other people who just had the same procedure and farting for the next hour. My kind of fun!!
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I was in a pretty private recovery area. However, they must have pulled the pin earlier, because I didn't have but a squeaker or two. :rotf:
I can't believe I am talking about this on a message board. :evillaugh:
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My bum is A+.
yesh
You will be rewarded handsomely for that comment. :naughty:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
That's good to hear. For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure. The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on. Eww and LOL
My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:
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I had one o' them procedures back around mid-March. The prep the night before was MUCH worse than the actual procedure, for which I was out like a light.
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I agree, that salty solution made me just about puke.... the volume one has to drink and the rate at which you have to consume it is awful. I got a horrible case of shakes after drinking it down.
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
As far as bums go.... I think I had one of the better looking ones in the place.
I saw the docs draw straws to see who got me. :uhsure: Just kidding! :lmao:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
That's good to hear. For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure. The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on. Eww and LOL
My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:
Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech. :rotf:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
That's good to hear. For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure. The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on. Eww and LOL
My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:
LOL! :rotf:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
That's good to hear. For a couple of years I had to drive my dad to his roto-rooter procedure. The first year when his doctor came out he said my dad had a "bumper crop" going on. Eww and LOL
My late bil while getting one of these done exclaimed 'damn' when it was a little uncomfortable for him to which the doctor replied, "Do you think I like doing this?"..to which he replied, "You are the one who made a living out of it"...ahh my bil :rotf:
Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech. :rotf:
Ok...I'm off to throw up now.... :puke:....Glad you're ok though! :-)
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What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?
....and away goes troubles down the drain....
A colonoscopy my dear friend.
Oh Poor Schade! That's like neurosurgery to her! :bawl:
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What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?
....and away goes troubles down the drain....
A colonoscopy my dear friend.
Oh Poor Schade! That's like neurosurgery to her! :bawl:
Ooooooh, yer a mean one, you are!
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Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech. :rotf:
No shit?
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Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech. :rotf:
No shit?
She wouldn't shit you. Is that clear?
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
because if something is gonna go to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, those are the two areas...
or it could be because people in the medical profession are secretly sadistic at heart and we enjoy the embarrassment and extreme discomfort of others...theoretically speaking of course :innocent:
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Cracking jokes at my expense, undies? On your next visit to the restroom, may you strain yourself and develop a 'roid.
So mote it be. :evillaugh:
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Yes, I think they do enjoy what they do. I think they asked me a dozen times if it was running "clear" before they started. Of course, it is, I know how to follow directions. Then I overheard someone who was sent away because they weren't prepped properly..... they probably came in with a poopoo filled shooter. Blech. :rotf:
No shit?
Too much actually... probably a liberal. :evillaugh:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
because if something is gonna go to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, those are the two areas...
or it could be because people in the medical profession are secretly sadistic at heart and we enjoy the embarrassment and extreme discomfort of others...theoretically speaking of course :innocent:
"I hear your son's a doctor."
"Finally, yes, he is. We are quite proud"
"What does he practice?"
"He's a proctologist. He followed his dream".
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
because if something is gonna go to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, those are the two areas...
or it could be because people in the medical profession are secretly sadistic at heart and we enjoy the embarrassment and extreme discomfort of others...theoretically speaking of course :innocent:
Sickos. :evillaugh:
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I bed they called all the doctors in there to get a gander of your bum. I bet they fondled you as well.
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I bed they called all the doctors in there to get a gander of your bum. I bet they fondled you as well.
No I bed.... :lmao:
I did wake up groggy and the doctor and his assistant were getting their clothes back on. :thatsright: that was from a seinfeld episode, I so did not make that up on my own. :-)
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
Oh, there are SO many things I could say................................. :evillaugh:
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
Oh, there are SO many things I could say................................. :evillaugh:
Yur just bein a butthole.
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
Oh, there are SO many things I could say................................. :evillaugh:
Yur just bein a butthole.
Thats Mr. Butthole to you! :tongue:
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I had one about 4 years ago.....my first.
It's really bad when the person who is looking all through your colon is a personal friend. :shucks:
I didn't drink all the prep stuff......I had to take 2 Dulculox on Sunday night, 2 more on Monday morning....then I got one bottle of MagCitrate almost down ......I truly thought I was going to die. Had to take an ImodiumAD just to get out of the house on Tuesday morning.
The nurse didn't like it when I told her I didn't drink everything.....she said I'd be back.....told her there was no chance that there was anything left in my body.....anywhere!
I was right......I was told I didn't have to go back for 10 years.......like I'm going to go through that again... :lmao:
I had to go back the next week and get scoped down my throat..... :bawl:
Good thing they put you to sleep for that stuff.
Glad you're ok Schade...... :II:
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What's the url for the pictures?
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I had one about 4 years ago.....my first.
It's really bad when the person who is looking all through your colon is a personal friend. :shucks:
I didn't drink all the prep stuff......I had to take 2 Dulculox on Sunday night, 2 more on Monday morning....then I got one bottle of MagCitrate almost down ......I truly thought I was going to die. Had to take an ImodiumAD just to get out of the house on Tuesday morning.
The nurse didn't like it when I told her I didn't drink everything.....she said I'd be back.....told her there was no chance that there was anything left in my body.....anywhere!
I was right......I was told I didn't have to go back for 10 years.......like I'm going to go through that again... :lmao:
I had to go back the next week and get scoped down my throat..... :bawl:
Good thing they put you to sleep for that stuff.
Glad you're ok Schade...... :II:
Thanks deb.
The prep solution is some of the nastiest stuff I have ever drank. I had to drink 2 L last night and 2 L this morning. It had a nasty salty taste to it. They said I could mix it with crystal light, so I put a little bit of powder in a glass this morning..... I started heaving, that was worse than the plain solution.
I was told to come back in 5 years. I think I can handle that. ;)
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What's the url for the pictures?
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No, we will have none of that. As it is, WE is a tad squeemish over our poopie talk in the lounge. Imagine what he would do if he saw the inside of my .... :evillaugh:
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
Oh, there are SO many things I could say................................. :evillaugh:
Yur just bein a butthole.
Thats Mr. Butthole to you! :tongue:
lol... above all, let us not forget formalities.
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What's the url for the pictures?
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No, we will have none of that. As it is, WE is a tad squeemish over our poopie talk in the lounge. Imagine what he would do if he saw the inside of my .... :evillaugh:
LOL! :rotf:
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Ok....I had a scope done for the first time when I was 19. I had some suspicious "growths" which had to be checked out. It was done at a clinic connected to the Southwestern Medical School.
There I was, naked from the waist down, on my knees and chest, with my best feature proudly in the breeze. That was when the technician asked if I would "cooperate" and allow a couple of students to observe the procedure.
I wasn't thrilled with he prospect, but what the hell. I'm a giving person. I said, "Bring 'em on". I imagined there would be a couple of nerdy guys over in the corner trying to hold down their lunch.
After the scope was done, and to my surprise, I got to greet the students as I was getting off the table. There were about a dozen of them in the room. One of them was a familiar face. Her name was Lori. I went to high school with her. I had a crush on her at one time.
I found it embarrassing at the time. And by the way, nothing cause shrinkage in the front like having a hollow telephone pole shoved up the back.
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It's pretty easy to feel completely sorry for oneself in these situations. But, I always say, you don't have to look too far to find someone in a worse situation than your own.
Oh Undies, H5... :rotf:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Shadie, please report to exam room Number 7 please...
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Shadie, please report to exam room Number 7 please...
It's a date! Meet me in the treehouse. :evillaugh:
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Ok....I had a scope done for the first time when I was 19. I had some suspicious "growths" which had to be checked out. It was done at a clinic connected to the Southwestern Medical School.
There I was, naked from the waist down, on my knees and chest, with my best feature proudly in the breeze. That was when the technician asked if I would "cooperate" and allow a couple of students to observe the procedure.
I wasn't thrilled with he prospect, but what the hell. I'm a giving person. I said, "Bring 'em on". I imagined there would be a couple of nerdy guys over in the corner trying to hold down their lunch.
After the scope was done, and to my surprise, I got to greet the students as I was getting off the table. There were about a dozen of them in the room. One of them was a familiar face. Her name was Lori. I went to high school with her. I had a crush on her at one time.
I found it embarrassing at the time. And by the way, nothing cause shrinkage in the front like having a hollow telephone pole shoved up the back.
My best friend, when she was in medical school, they did their practice prostate and gynecological exams on volunteer prisoners. Yikes. She's a pediatrician, so she's never done the scope up the butt. I'm pretty sure she thanks god every day for that. LOL
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If I wanted to view a bunch of assholes I'd volunteer to mod at DU!
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Funniest thread ever.
Schade, I'm glad your bootie got a clean bill of health. :cheersmate:
And here I thought having a baby at a teaching hospital was the indignities of indignities. :lmao:
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What is a Roto-Rooter procedure?
....and away goes troubles down the drain....
A colonoscopy my dear friend. If you haven't had one.... get one.
/katy couric mode = off :popcorn:
How much did your doctor pay you for allowing the procedure? I am sure you were able to name your price!
ps: I am glad all is OK with you -- just don't tell everyone else
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I'm going to an uncharacteristically good guy and just not say anything about any of this.
Oh, there are SO many things I could say................................. :evillaugh:
Yur just bein a butthole.
Thats Mr. Butthole to you! :tongue:
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Funniest thread ever.
Schade, I'm glad your bootie got a clean bill of health. :cheersmate:
And here I thought having a baby at a teaching hospital was the indignities of indignities. :lmao:
Hey Dixie....where did you have yours?
I had my youngest at Duke.
My darling son had poked a hole in the placenta so I was checked in on a Friday afternoon, and my doctor(not a resident) had to go out of town. Because I didn't like the doctor on call, I opted for a new guy who doing a fellowship...he had come over from Greece, 2.5 months before.
Since the "fellow" delivered me instead of an attending, they thought I was a "public" (charity) patient. So I was checked by the residents. That consisted of them walking in and asking 'you ok?'
On Monday morning, I was to go home, and this resident comes in and says he has to check my stitches. I said 'nope, you don't...they feel just like they are supposed to...they hurt!'
We argued for a few minutes because he was determined to check ....and I was determined he wasn't. Finally I said, 'look I play bridge with your wife, my husband's a resident ....and you aren't checking!' He left ....a bit more than irritated... :whatever:
I finally agreed to letting a nurse look at them....no one else in the room. She said ' yep,...hurt, don't they?'
I went home about an hour later........right after I split the stitches apart raising my leg to climb up onto my hospital bed..... :thatsright:
Teaching hospitals are good....I'm just not willing to be somebody's guinea pig.
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Oh my goodness!
I had my son in Dallas. I was on bed rest the last 5 weeks and had severe edema. If you stuck a pin in me, I would have wound up in Denton. :-) (A few of you will get that one)
Anyway, my doctor was super busy and saw way too many patients. I learned early on to get the first appt of the day. He let me go too long. A week AFTER my due date (first and only baby btw) he saw me in the office, did a final sono, pronounced my soon-to-be born son a 10 pounder, and told me to show up at 5am the next day. Gulp!
I got the snotty "I just worked a double shift" nurse to get me settled and to start my IV. Oh boy! Then the students came in. Apparently a woman under 5 ft tall reaching maximum density and being more swollen than Pamela Anderson's bra is something to behold. :)
We induce and get nowhere. They leave me be for hours and I find out from one of the sweet students (who's eyes got as big as saucers) that the Head of Obstetrics had a daughter in law in labor on the same floor. She was screaming and throwing a fit, demanding things, ordering people around, etc...I got ignored and they left the poor students to take care of me. One of them was a 50 year old guy. He was clueless but nice. I felt like a jr. high science project!
I kept waiting for them to pull out the miner's hats as they gathered 'round.
12 hours later, I need a c-section. Baby is not doing well and neither am I. By that time, the uber-mommy/VIP had delivered and the fire drill was over. I got lots of attention then and I'm glad I did. They really took good care of me. I apparently propositioned the good looking anesthesiologist who gave me the epidural. :lmao:
I'm still miffed that he let me go so long and get so big! My son weighed almost 9lbs and had trouble breathing for 45 minutes.
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Oh my goodness!
I had my son in Dallas. I was on bed rest the last 5 weeks and had severe edema. If you stuck a pin in me, I would have wound up in Denton. :-) (A few of you will get that one)
Anyway, my doctor was super busy and saw way too many patients. I learned early on to get the first appt of the day. He let me go too long. A week AFTER my due date (first and only baby btw) he saw me in the office, did a final sono, pronounced my soon-to-be born son a 10 pounder, and told me to show up at 5am the next day. Gulp!
I got the snotty "I just worked a double shift" nurse to get me settled and to start my IV. Oh boy! Then the students came in. Apparently a woman under 5 ft tall reaching maximum density and being more swollen than Pamela Anderson's bra is something to behold. :)
We induce and get nowhere. They leave me be for hours and I find out from one of the sweet students (who's eyes got as big as saucers) that the Head of Obstetrics had a daughter in law in labor on the same floor. She was screaming and throwing a fit, demanding things, ordering people around, etc...I got ignored and they left the poor students to take care of me. One of them was a 50 year old guy. He was clueless but nice. I felt like a jr. high science project!
I kept waiting for them to pull out the miner's hats as they gathered 'round.
12 hours later, I need a c-section. Baby is not doing well and neither am I. By that time, the uber-mommy/VIP had delivered and the fire drill was over. I got lots of attention then and I'm glad I did. They really took good care of me. I apparently propositioned the good looking anesthesiologist who gave me the epidural. :lmao:
I'm still miffed that he let me go so long and get so big! My son weighed almost 9lbs and had trouble breathing for 45 minutes.
I did. :rotf:
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I had my son in Dallas. I was on bed rest the last 5 weeks and had severe edema. If you stuck a pin in me, I would have wound up in Denton. :-) (A few of you will get that one)
LOL!!! :rotf:
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I can't believe they let you go that long, Dixie!!! Especially at your size!
My son was 2.5 weeks early. I drove myself to the hospital. I figured I was just going in to find out why I was "leaking" off and on. I went upstairs in a wheelchair...the other choice was on a gurney. His head wasn't engaged and so they were afraid of the cord dropping. I was induced but only in labor about 4.5 hours. He still weighed 8.3 lbs...with a perfectly round 14" head. Poor child looked like a bowling ball with eyes and a mouth...that was always looking for food. I don't know what he would have weighed after another 2 weeks. I still managed to gain 65lb.
I had gained 80 with my daughter....I started out weighing 97lb....I checked in to have her at 180. The nurse that checked me in told me I'd never lose it. I was back in my clothes at my 6 week check-up! I was in labor with her for 27 hours....12 on pitocin. She was positioned wrong, and if there had been an aneasthesiologist available, I would have had a C-section. Fortunately, she finally got moving the last 3 hours.
After my son was born .....there was no way that I was going to go through being pregnant again.
My mother was only 5'2"....I weighed 9.4 and I supposedly was a month early. I, too, was a C-section, and my mother never had another either.
My daughter had a C-section with my grandson too. She was induced, and then 16 hours later, with almost no progession, they had no choice. Turned out the cord was around my grandson's neck too.
Kinda makes you wonder if this is genetic.
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I've had THREE, count them, THREE cystoscopies........ :o
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I had one o' them procedures back around mid-March. The prep the night before was MUCH worse than the actual procedure, for which I was out like a light.
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Drinking that stuff was no fun. Did not feel like the Dr had done any probing at all.
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:-) :-)
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I did mine 7 years ago when I had diverticulitis. My colon had already fistulaed into my bladder (hole between the two) about a finger-width in diameter, so I was farting and pooping where I shouldn't have been.
Yes, the go-lyte solution tasted like burnt plastic dog crap, and yes, I drank the ENTIRE gallon that night before. No, I didn't sleep, as I couldn't rest long enough between screaming shits to actually, you know, get off the can.
So the tranqilizer didn't work 100 percent, because I felt them shoving a telephone pole with a camera attached up my ass. Then I got the, "you'll feel a little puff of air" line. Little puff? You bastards just set off a fire extinguisher in my ass, or hooked me up to a 185 compressor!
Finally the deal is over, I get home, and guess when that air all decided to come out? Yep--right on my couch. THREE MINUTE NON-STOP FART. Not farts, or string of--ONE SINGLE EXTENDED FART.
Even the dog was scared.
But, 36 stiches and minus 10 inches of colon later, I'm all better. Whee.
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I did mine 7 years ago when I had diverticulitis. My colon had already fistulaed into my bladder (hole between the two) about a finger-width in diameter, so I was farting and pooping where I shouldn't have been.
Yes, the go-lyte solution tasted like burnt plastic dog crap, and yes, I drank the ENTIRE gallon that night before. No, I didn't sleep, as I couldn't rest long enough between screaming shits to actually, you know, get off the can.
So the tranqilizer didn't work 100 percent, because I felt them shoving a telephone pole with a camera attached up my ass. Then I got the, "you'll feel a little puff of air" line. Little puff? You bastards just set off a fire extinguisher in my ass, or hooked me up to a 185 compressor!
Finally the deal is over, I get home, and guess when that air all decided to come out? Yep--right on my couch. THREE MINUTE NON-STOP FART. Not farts, or string of--ONE SINGLE EXTENDED FART.
Even the dog was scared.
But, 36 stiches and minus 10 inches of colon later, I'm all better. Whee.
Glad to know you are ok now, Sparky!!!
I had to laugh reading your post.
I had a roommate in college, who had a boyfriend who would sit against our door.....and light ( with a match) his farts. (yes...he was usually stoned). Nice long blue flames.....
All I could think of when you mentioned your 3 minute fart.....was....man...if you had lit that thing....you would have burnt up the room.....let alone parts near and dear. :uhsure:
I'm functioning on about 3.5 hours of sleep...so I'm a bit twisted this morning... :hyper:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
You'd still have to handle saggy old lady boobs.
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I did mine 7 years ago when I had diverticulitis. My colon had already fistulaed into my bladder (hole between the two) about a finger-width in diameter, so I was farting and pooping where I shouldn't have been.
Yes, the go-lyte solution tasted like burnt plastic dog crap, and yes, I drank the ENTIRE gallon that night before. No, I didn't sleep, as I couldn't rest long enough between screaming shits to actually, you know, get off the can.
So the tranqilizer didn't work 100 percent, because I felt them shoving a telephone pole with a camera attached up my ass. Then I got the, "you'll feel a little puff of air" line. Little puff? You bastards just set off a fire extinguisher in my ass, or hooked me up to a 185 compressor!
Finally the deal is over, I get home, and guess when that air all decided to come out? Yep--right on my couch. THREE MINUTE NON-STOP FART. Not farts, or string of--ONE SINGLE EXTENDED FART.
Even the dog was scared.
But, 36 stiches and minus 10 inches of colon later, I'm all better. Whee.
:rotf:
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
You'd still have to handle saggy old lady boobs.
I would specialize. :) I would only see patients that passed a pre-examination, or submitted pictures to my medical website.
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
You'd still have to handle saggy old lady boobs.
I would specialize. :) I would only see patients that passed a pre-examination, or submitted pictures to my medical website.
Pick me, pick me! :hyper:... being uncharacteristically camera shy at the Irish Fair last weekend. :uhsure:
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7770/kdr5003rrx2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
You'd still have to handle saggy old lady boobs.
I would specialize. :) I would only see patients that passed a pre-examination, or submitted pictures to my medical website.
Pick me, pick me! :hyper:... being uncharacteristically camera shy at the Irish Fair last weekend. :uhsure:
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7770/kdr5003rrx2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Your boobers and hair look phenomenal. :cheersmate:
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Schade just needs to stop being such a wallflower.
:innocent: :-)
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I can't believe I am talking about this on a message board. :evillaugh:
Either can I.
:-)
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I can't believe I am talking about this on a message board. :evillaugh:
Either can I.
:-)
And the peeps can't stop talking!..... Another thread success story. ;)
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(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7770/kdr5003rrx2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
You look 28 years old in this picture, and we all know that you are 29.
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Aw thanks... I was going to give you an update and I got sidetracked with work details. I am also a little loopy with a good narcotic mix they gave me.
My bum is A+. I don't have to do this procedure for another 5 years.
What is it with my boobs and bum? Why is it that doctors want to probe or otherwise handle them on regular basis? :uhsure:
Eh, welcome to the gang. I'm due for my 5 year plumbing check next year... although my doc told me to go ahead and do it now if I want to. Want to? Who wants a snake shoved up their can all the way to the stomach? Jesh...
I wouldn't want to be a butt doctor, but a boob doctor would be the tits! Well, you know what I mean.
You'd still have to handle saggy old lady boobs.
I would specialize. :) I would only see patients that passed a pre-examination, or submitted pictures to my medical website.
Pick me, pick me! :hyper:... being uncharacteristically camera shy at the Irish Fair last weekend. :uhsure:
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7770/kdr5003rrx2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I bet you wouldn't be bending over like yesterday. :p
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I bet you wouldn't be bending over like yesterday. :p
I had my little butt waving in the air, you would have been so proud. :lmao:
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I'm glad to hear you've got a A+ as.....um bum. :innocent:
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Pick me, pick me! ... being uncharacteristically camera shy at the Irish Fair last weekend.
Consider yourself picked! :-)
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I did mine 7 years ago when I had diverticulitis. My colon had already fistulaed into my bladder (hole between the two) about a finger-width in diameter, so I was farting and pooping where I shouldn't have been.
Yes, the go-lyte solution tasted like burnt plastic dog crap, and yes, I drank the ENTIRE gallon that night before. No, I didn't sleep, as I couldn't rest long enough between screaming shits to actually, you know, get off the can.
So the tranqilizer didn't work 100 percent, because I felt them shoving a telephone pole with a camera attached up my ass. Then I got the, "you'll feel a little puff of air" line. Little puff? You bastards just set off a fire extinguisher in my ass, or hooked me up to a 185 compressor!
Finally the deal is over, I get home, and guess when that air all decided to come out? Yep--right on my couch. THREE MINUTE NON-STOP FART. Not farts, or string of--ONE SINGLE EXTENDED FART.
Even the dog was scared.
But, 36 stiches and minus 10 inches of colon later, I'm all better. Whee.
Oh my. :-)
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See?
I KNEW I could kill this thread with that picture.
We didn't want to make light of something which is obviously a very important part of your life.
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Man, I hate it when doctors mess with my butt.
That's good to know.
We'd be very concerned if you liked it. :tongue:
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Shocking a thread about Schades ass and it's 6 pages long
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Shocking a thread about Schades ass and it's 6 pages long
Yes, I hear it's quite a tail. :uhsure: :-)