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Title: How Politics Work
Post by: sneakypete on June 20, 2017, 03:47:28 AM

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE. HE SAID, "NO.

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES."

 

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON," BILL
GATES SAID, "NO.

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID,
"OK"

 

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, "NO"

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW" HE SAID, "OK"

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS

Title: Re: How Politics Work
Post by: Eupher on June 23, 2017, 08:56:20 AM

 :hi5:

Zackly. Lying bastards - every damned one of them.