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Title: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 12:29:42 PM
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LaydeeBug
Prediction: Handel "wins" tomorrow, because they keep rigging shit

and they will continue to keep rigging shit as long as we insist talking about them rigging shit is off the table.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: BadCat on June 19, 2017, 12:51:44 PM
You've been talking about "rigging shit" since last November.  It's clearly not off the table, and it's clear that nobody believes it.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: FlaGator on June 19, 2017, 12:52:38 PM
What LaydeeBug means is:

Prediction: Handel wins tomorrow because we are losers

and we will keep on losing as long as we insist on being losers and our chickens remain untethered.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: BadCat on June 19, 2017, 01:08:41 PM
Quote from: FlaGator on June 19, 2017, 12:52:38 PM
What LaydeeBug means is:

Prediction: Handel wins tomorrow because we are losers

and we will keep on losing as long as we insist on being losers and our chickens remain untethered.

I wonder...

If she ACTUALLY HAD a chicken tethered to her neck...would anybody even notice?
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 01:12:31 PM
Quote from: FlaGator on June 19, 2017, 12:52:38 PM
What LaydeeBug means is:

Prediction: Handel wins tomorrow because we are losers

and we will keep on losing as long as we insist on being losers and our chickens remain untethered.

Maybe DUmmy mopinko can loan Laydeebug one of hers?
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 19, 2017, 01:36:33 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 01:12:31 PM
Maybe DUmmy mopinko can loan Laydeebug one of hers?

Didn't the City of Chicago impound those, and serve them in the Cook County jail? :whistling:
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: SVPete on June 19, 2017, 01:44:07 PM
Improving the completeness:

Quote from: BadCat on June 19, 2017, 12:51:44 PM
DU has been talking about "rigging shit" since last November, 2001.  It's clearly not off the table, and it's clear that nobody believes it.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: Ogre on June 19, 2017, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: BadCat on June 19, 2017, 01:08:41 PM
I wonder...

If she ACTUALLY HAD a chicken tethered to her neck...would anybody even notice?

No chicken deserves that fate.  It should tie "Bobs" foot around her neck instead.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 04:24:12 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 19, 2017, 01:36:33 PM
Didn't the City of Chicago impound those, and serve them in the Cook County jail? :whistling:

Based on her descriptions of the "farm", not sure Cook County inmates would even eat them.  Perhaps cruel & unusual punishment.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 19, 2017, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 04:24:12 PM
Based on her descriptions of the "farm", not sure Cook County inmates would even eat them.  Perhaps cruel & unusual punishment.

You might have a point. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: BattleHymn on June 19, 2017, 05:37:34 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 04:24:12 PM
Based on her descriptions of the "farm", not sure Cook County inmates would even eat them.  Perhaps cruel & unusual punishment.

You have a point.  The cleanest thing in mopinko's house probably is the chickens walking around.
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 19, 2017, 08:46:36 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2017, 04:24:12 PM
Based on her descriptions of the "farm", not sure Cook County inmates would even eat them.  Perhaps cruel & unusual punishment.
tastes like patchouli
Title: Re: Laydeebug adds to its lovely polite vocabulary
Post by: VelvetElvis on June 20, 2017, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: Ogre on June 19, 2017, 04:05:31 PM
No chicken deserves that fate.  It should tie "Bobs" foot around her neck instead.
Which foot? The one still attached to Bob, or his other, dearly departed ped?

I vote for the 1st option, for the sheer entertainment value. :fuelfire: