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Title: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: Delmar on June 17, 2017, 01:36:46 PM
Last month the seasoned flyer posted his stupid list of travel tips for airline passengers.
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Useful Tips for Inexperienced (and experienced) Airline Passengers
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9015911

Move over Heloise, the liver spotted old fool is back today with a tip for the other primitives on how to post their nonsensical ramblings at democrat underground.

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Sat Jun 17, 2017, 12:32 PM
Star Member MineralMan (94,998 posts)

Type. Look Up at Display. Check. Post.


Always a good sequence to follow.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029217547

Thanks Rock Head.  Keep the informative how-to posts coming.

I see a lot of people walking around with their shoelaces tied with granny knots--maybe the primitives could benefit from some instruction on how to tie a proper double slip square knot.

Or how to get pesky ink stains out of a shirt pocket or how to clean grimy bathroom tile grout.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: SVPete on June 17, 2017, 03:04:47 PM
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Sat Jun 17, 2017, 12:32 PM
Star Member MineralMan (94,998 posts)

Type. Look Up at Display. Check. Post.


Always a good sequence to follow.

This is a sentence fragment.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 17, 2017, 03:25:09 PM
1. Have a couple brewskis.
2. Break out the bong.
3.Remember hiliary lost and Donald Trump Won.
4. Get the anger flowing.
5. log in and start posting.
6. Remember to use plenty of profanity and hate.
7. Alwasy finish with a reminder to the rethugs to die a slow and painful death.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 17, 2017, 04:02:16 PM
1. Have a couple brewskis.
2. Break out the bong.
3.Remember hiliary lost and Donald Trump Won.
4. Get the anger flowing.
5. log in and start posting.
6. Remember to use plenty of profanity and hate.
7. Alwasy finish with a reminder to the rethugs to die a slow and painful death.

8. Pass out from too much alcohol and pot.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: JakeStyle on June 17, 2017, 04:18:22 PM
He really is an insufferable prick.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 17, 2017, 05:08:36 PM
I have nearly 3 million frequent flyer miles.  rockhead is what we truly experienced road warriors call a "n00b."

About 1/2 of his tips are partially or completely wrong.

The only 3 good ones are get to the airport early, be nice and listen to the TSA and be nice and listen to the flight attendants.

The rest need too much work for me to fix here.

Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: SVPete on June 17, 2017, 08:56:00 PM
I have nearly 3 million frequent flyer miles.  rockhead is what we truly experienced road warriors call a "n00b."

About 1/2 of his tips are partially or completely wrong.

The only 3 good ones are get to the airport early, be nice and listen to the TSA and be nice and listen to the flight attendants.

The rest need too much work for me to fix here.

Those three will help one get through a lot of mistakes. OTOH the latter two may be a bit difficult for DU-folk, as it involves respecting authority that isn't theirs.
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: AzJames73 on June 19, 2017, 07:50:32 AM
LOL, I posted that back in May

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,114179.0.html
Title: Re: Rock Head posts another one of his stupid tutorials
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 19, 2017, 08:00:00 AM
Wasted advice.  It takes some degree of mental continuity to be able to follow it, therefore it's useless to non-mole DU members, and the moles are 'way ahead of him already.