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Title: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2017, 12:11:58 PM
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Stinky The Clown
I consider myself enlightened, evolved, and a long time feminist. Yet I have mansplained.

To those who often do, please note that NOTHING I will say in this thread is to defend or deflect. Mansplaining is NEVER okay.

I was born in the 1940s and, like any human, am a product of the environment in which I grew up. I have mansplained. I am not proud of it. It has been a considerable time since I did that. But did that, I did.

I can't make any excuse for mansplaining for myself. But in the end, I am just another schmoe in a nation of schmoes. I am not a US Senator mansplaining a colleague. And not just mansplaining, but shutting down her conversation.

Who else here will admit to mansplaining?

To do it is an error. To persist is a character flaw.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: BIGSTARXXX on June 16, 2017, 12:24:52 PM
so, some 70 year old "man" is admitting to this ?
how embarrassing ... perhaps he needs a safe space as well
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: SVPete on June 16, 2017, 01:00:33 PM
I guess STC has never looked up "Mansplain" in Feminazster's Dictionary:


MANSPLAIN - An epithet; means, "Shut the @#$% up, male!"
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: BadCat on June 16, 2017, 01:33:43 PM
Well Stinky, as your wife explained to me, she ****s other guys because you're lousy at sex, and life in general.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 16, 2017, 01:46:20 PM
so, some 70 year old "man" is admitting to this ?
how embarrassing ... perhaps he needs a safe space as well

With a name like stinky the clown it sounds like he needs a bath or a cure for flatulence. :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: BadCat on June 16, 2017, 01:48:12 PM
With a name like stinky the clown it sounds like he needs a bath or a cure for flatulence. :lmao: :lmao:

He's such a *****.  His name USED to be Husb2Sparkly.  Sparkly being his oversexed wife when she posted a lot at the DUmp.  And not oversexed with him.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: USA4ME on June 16, 2017, 01:57:15 PM
Stinky has never mansplained despite his admission otherwise. In order to mansplain, one would have to first be a man, which Mike is not. He could potentially claim that he has malesplained, though further tests would need to be conducted to ensure that "he" is, in fact, male.

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Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 16, 2017, 02:39:55 PM
Cuckistani filth
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: GOP Congress on June 16, 2017, 03:55:38 PM
Using the term " 'splaining" is an ethnic slight in itself. It's making fun of Desi Arnaz's normally humorous Spanish-accented bastardization of the English language. Maybe we should call the SJW's on the mat for this.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: fatboy on June 16, 2017, 04:27:19 PM
The clown that stinketh, in his confession left out his best attribute, that is he is also mentally retarded.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2017, 05:14:02 PM
The clown that stinketh, in his confession left out his best attribute, that is he is also mentally retarded.

"He" posts at the DUmp.  The mental retardation is implied.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: thundley4 on June 16, 2017, 05:22:36 PM
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I can't make any excuse for mansplaining for myself. But in the end, I am just another schmoe in a nation of schmoes. I am not a US Senator mansplaining a colleague.

Isn't stinky in effect "mansplaining" about why he has "mansplained" in the past? :rofl:
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: GOP Congress on June 16, 2017, 05:50:29 PM
Definitely time for putting this in the Library of GOP Congress...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/stinkster.jpg)
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2017, 05:55:17 PM
Definitely time for putting this in the Library of GOP Congress...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/stinkster.jpg)

Well done! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 16, 2017, 06:24:12 PM
Definitely time for putting this in the Library of GOP Congress...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/stinkster.jpg)

Wow -- that's REALLY good!
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: BattleHymn on June 16, 2017, 06:49:13 PM
Cuckistani filth

+1
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: BamaMoose on June 16, 2017, 11:11:52 PM
Sparkly:  Stinky did you use the upstairs bathroom.
Stinky (with tears welling up):  Yes, ma'am.
Sparkly:  You know that you are only allowed to use the toilet in the basement.
Stinky: But I had to pee really bad because you know I have this prostate condition.  That's why I have issues in the bedroom.
Sparkly:  You've had issues in the bedroom since the day I met you.  And that sounded a lot like you were trying to "mansplain".
Stinky:  No, I just..
Sparkly:  Shutup!!  Go get a pad of paper and write out a thousand times "I will not "mansplain" when I break the bathroom rules".
Stinky:  Yes ma'am.
Sparkly:  After that go on DU and tell all your little friends what a horrible little person you are.
Stinky (bawling his eyes out by now):  Yes ma'am.
Title: Re: Stinky is a feminist and "mansplainer"
Post by: Carl on June 17, 2017, 07:25:19 AM
I am glad I don`t wake up every day trying to figure out some new thing to feel guilty about.

Fuking loons.