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Title: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Linda on June 15, 2017, 11:00:58 AM
QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?

https://gopthedailydose.com/2017/06/15/question-michelle-obamas-memoirs-titled/

Here are a few to get the ball rolling…

— ‘Alpha Woman, Beta Male’

— ‘They (Still) Call Me Sasquatch’

— ‘Sold More Copies Than Hillary’s’

— ‘Double Down — Our Party, Your Childrens’ Debt’

‘Tears Of Our (Democrat) Successors’

— ‘I Wore The Pants, He wore the Mom Jeans’

— She Looka Like a Man

— ‘Quick! Cash the Cheque Before they Read It’

— ‘Laughing All The Way To The Bank’

— ‘Obama’s White House: Even Uglier On The Inside’

— ‘If Looks Could Kill’

— ‘Fundamentally Transformed’

— ‘Richer Than Hillary

— ‘A Lifetime Of Travel In Just Eight Years’

— ‘We Broke It, You Bought It’

— ‘I Can’t Believe We Got Away With It!’

You probably have a few yourself. Hit us with your best ones in the comments.


 

Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: SVPete on June 15, 2017, 11:16:49 AM
"Michie the Moocher"
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 15, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
(http://comicbookrealm.com/cover-scan/23d654ae2c34bb9d1e3cdcabd55a6679/xl/marvel-chewbacca-issue-2.jpg)
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 15, 2017, 06:03:45 PM
Playing the race card and winning big!!
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 19, 2017, 10:14:21 AM
"My  Struggle."
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 19, 2017, 11:01:17 AM
"My  Struggle."

In both English and German? :whistling:
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 19, 2017, 11:37:16 AM
In both English and German? :whistling:
How about english and eubonics?

And maybe a comic book version as well. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: SVPete on June 19, 2017, 02:06:54 PM
Seeing the World on $5 Million Taxpayer Dollars a Day
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 19, 2017, 04:18:44 PM
In both English and German? :whistling:

Ja, das stimmt.
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Boudicca on August 07, 2017, 11:45:53 PM
My TRANNYformational Years
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 08, 2017, 12:28:18 AM
"You goin' to Hell, Fred Stanford."  It would also work for Maxine Waters, of course...maybe that could be the sequel, or second volume.
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: ADsOutburst on August 08, 2017, 08:40:48 AM
What was that quote in which she said something like "Sometimes I dream that I walk out the door and just keep walking"?
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on August 08, 2017, 10:23:58 AM
There's not much for her to memoir about.

Heckle... How she fell-apart at a backyard vegan-brunch when her lesbian hostess began sniping about her husband's anti gay-marriage stance in 2011.  (He wasn't pro gay-marriage till 05-12)

Lunches For Goats... speaks for itself.

Not to be confused with Meal Ticket: How To Live With Your Mother, Your Husband, And His Advisor... And Still Have A Successful Marriage.



Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 08, 2017, 10:55:16 AM
"Strap-ons for DUmmies."
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 08, 2017, 11:05:42 AM
Wookie deplorable
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: SVPete on August 08, 2017, 11:19:51 AM
MOOOOching On Up
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on August 22, 2017, 04:41:29 PM
'It's Not Hypocritical When I Do It.'
'Eat What I Say, Not What I Eat.'
'You're a Racist.'
'Junk Food for Me, Not for Thee.'

"My  Struggle."
Will the cover of the book depict her trying to squeeze her gigantic butt into a pair of unfashionable pants? That's probably the hardest "Struggle" she's faced.
Title: Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 22, 2017, 05:21:39 PM
"I Michael."