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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on June 15, 2017, 09:11:19 AM
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Heartstrings (546 posts)
A day in the life of a Republican
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A REPUBLICAN
Joe gets up at 8:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some stupid bleeding heart liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some nanny state loving liberal fought to ensure their safety and work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some commie liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some socialist liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some snowflake liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; He has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that
Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; His car is among the safest in the world because some cry baby liberal fought for car safety standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers
didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and
demanded rural electrification (those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark).
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good (the host doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day). Joe agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives; After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
-John Gray
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029207941
Oh God. **** off new DUmmie. Condescending ahole.
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Did he wipe and flush after dumping that load? And call Roto-Rooter after flushing (Go there! Please, go there!)?
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A REPUBLICAN
Joe gets up at 8:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some stupid bleeding heart liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. The water in my well is maintained by me and no other. If it were up to the liberals I would have to hook up to city water.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some nanny state loving liberal fought to ensure their safety and work as advertised. Same thing would have happened with free markets. Not good business to kill your customer base
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some commie liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. No union workers in this house. Insurance was part of the employment package to entice me to work for them.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some socialist liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. Once again the free market regulates better than gov
He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some snowflake liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. I live 15 miles outside of town. My taxes maintain the roads
Joe begins his work day; He has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. Once again free market and companies trying to get the best employees
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. Silly me for saving a years salary
It's noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposits federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression. It is to protect my money from liberals
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that
Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.VA guaranteed loan and GI bill here. I graduated college debt free
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; His car is among the safest in the world because some cry baby liberal fought for car safety standards. If you kill off your customers no repeat business
He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers
didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and
demanded rural electrification (those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark). Too bad Joe will have to sell the farm due to death taxes
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. The smart ones still save for retirement and live pretty well
He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good (the host doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day). Joe agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives; After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
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Very original. That's only the 17,000th time a DUmmy has posted that.
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Very original. That's only the 17,000th time a DUmmy has posted that.
Yep. It's as if they have to repeat it to convince themselves that it's true.
We know it's not even close.
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Very original. That's only the 17,000th time a DUmmy has posted that.
And it still is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
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He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work
Uh...government does not have any money that it does not take from someone else. So, the government ain't paying for squat, Joe and a bunch of other Joe's and Jane's are subsidizing the ride to work even if they do not use it.
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And it still is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
It never gets smarter. Matter of fact, it probably costs a few brain cells if read more than once per lifetime.
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For brevity: Republicans baaad, leftist goooood.
Simplistic terms for simplistic leftists....but I repeat myself.
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... some stupid bleeding heart liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. ...
Stupid stereotype. I've never yet met a conservative who tried to make sure his/her (or anyone else's) drinking water was unsafe.I do know of a country where the UN stupidly provided arsenic-laden drinking water to about 20% of the population in the name of pure water.
His medications are safe to take because some nanny state loving liberal fought to ensure their safety and work as advertised. ...
Stupid stereotype. Actually, I believe the FDA was the creation of Republican President Teddy Roosevelt.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance ...
Stupid stereotype. Here in Silicon Valley, most tech employers have such health plans, and have for decades. Very few Silicon Valley tech companies are unionized (I can only think of one).
His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some socialist liberal fought for his right to know ...
Stupid stereotype. Actually, Truth in Advertising and similar laws were bipartisan, beginning in the Nixon Administration.
He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees.
Well his partial honesty is refreshing. Here in Silicon Valley, public transit is about 90% subsidized. What DU-member "Heartstrings" doesn't mention is that the "savings" are illusory. What public transit riders do not pay into the fare box they pay in property taxes, gas taxes, DMV fees, and state/local income taxes. Government subsidies aren't pooped by unicorns, they come from taxpayers. Another thing DU-member "Heartstrings" doesn't mention is that taking public transportation often doubles (or worse) one's commute. And then there's security. Recent high profile crime aboard BART trains brought to light the fact that 70% (or 75%) of "security cameras" aboard BART trains are either fake or non-operational.
He has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
Stupid stereotype. Actually, union jobs are in the minority, and in shrinking number (Look for the Sierra Club logo!).
Etc., etc., etc.. I'm surprised he didn't claim liberals invented the wheel, writing, agriculture, walking erect, and opposable thumbs.
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Very original. That's only the 17,000th time a DUmmy has posted that.
They trot that one out every time they need a boost in their self-esteem. 17000+ is a low estimate.
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They trot that one out every time they need a boost in their self-esteem. 17000+ is a low estimate.
DU-folk and like-minded Progs have had a bad week or two. First the security agency leaders testimony to the Senate blew up in their faces. Then Comey's testimony blew up in their faces. Then AG Sessions mopped the Senate floor with the Ds. And then one of their own tried to assassinate R Congress Critters.
They have to lift their flagging spirits - or flagon of spirits - somehow!
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DU-folk and like-minded Progs have had a bad week or two. First the security agency leaders testimony to the Senate blew up in their faces. Then Comey's testimony blew up in their faces. Then AG Sessions mopped the Senate floor with the Ds. And then one of their own tried to assassinate R Congress Critters.
They have to lift their flagging spirits - or flagon of spirits - somehow!
And now Robert Mueller is portraying Lucy . . . :whistling:
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And now Robert Mueller is portraying Lucy . . . :whistling:
Wait until Mueller starts investigating Hillary and the Clinton Crime Family Foundation. It is within his scope of inquiry.
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And now Robert Mueller is portraying Lucy . . . :whistling:
That brings up a dilemma question:
* Is the annoymorous-sourced WashPost story yet another story that will evaporate in the light of truth?
* Or is the OIC leaking for political effect? And if so, is the OIC a political operation hiding behind a faux-facade of "independence"?
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Wait until Mueller starts investigating Hillary and the Clinton Crime Family Foundation. It is within his scope of inquiry.
Ralph, Mueller hired (as investigators) Democratic donors. Do you think they're going to find fault with a Dem?
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Ralph, Mueller hired (as investigators) Democratic donors. Do you think they're going to find fault with a Dem?
Aware of the background noise. But for comparison take Ken Starr, who was an independent counsel investigating Whitewater. Which then turned into the Monica sillyness.
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A day in the life of a Dummy... :stoner:
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A day in the life of a Dummy... :stoner:
You forgot this one . . . :jerkit:
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A day in the life of a dummie:
Get up at noon. Do recreational drug of choice. Check balance on welfare card to see if it is able to procure more recreational drug of choice. Find balance of $0.00. Get pissed off, post stupid shit on DU. Do more recreational drug of choice. Check out how far stash will last. Determine it won't last very long. Get pissed off again. Post more stupid shit on DU. Repeat until 3am and in a drug induced stupor, stumble off to pass out in bed.
The end.
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A day in the life of a dummie:
Get up at noon. Do recreational drug of choice. Check balance on welfare card to see if it is able to procure more recreational drug of choice. Find balance of $0.00. Get pissed off, post stupid shit on DU. Do more recreational drug of choice. Check out how far stash will last. Determine it won't last very long. Get pissed off again. Post more stupid shit on DU. Repeat until 3am and in a drug induced stupor, stumble off to pass out in bed.
The end.
Panhandle and then find cans & bottles on the side of the road. Redeem & buy another dime bag.