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Title: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2017, 11:17:42 AM
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How Do I Control My Rage?

Every time I see any Republican Traitor mouthing lies on the tee vee, and trying to trick stupid people into supporting basically treason I get mad. Real mad.

Enraged.

Trump, Ryan, Mitch, and all the rest of the "CONservative" traitors. Constantly lying, and trying to distract us while they are crushing the poor, destroying the environment, screwing over our children, covering for criminals, and the list goes on forever.

How do you folks control your rage?

I can barely handle this.

I hear Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico and North Korea are nice places.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: SVPete on June 13, 2017, 11:21:44 AM
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I hear Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico and North Korea are nice places.

Don't forget Zimbabwe!
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: SVPete on June 13, 2017, 11:24:53 AM
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How Do I Control My Rage?

.32? .38 Special? 9 mm? .45 ACP?
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 13, 2017, 11:51:24 AM
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How Do I Control My Rage?
Try gargling Liquid Plumber until your rage is gone.
 
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BattleHymn on June 13, 2017, 12:01:37 PM
Try mixing a cup of this into your orange juice every morning:

(http://www.leedstone.com/media/catalog/product/1/0/103-8268_martins_gopher_bait_50_c.jpg)

A little bit of strychnine never hurt anyone, right?
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BadCat on June 13, 2017, 12:30:50 PM
.32? .38 Special? 9 mm? .45 ACP?

The .32 ACP was recommended once upon a time for DUmmies to buy to "protect" themselves from US.
Recommendation was by famous DUmmy Ben Burch.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 13, 2017, 12:34:46 PM
A pint of gas and a match. You can light up your life!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BadCat on June 13, 2017, 12:34:56 PM
LOL!  While searching for the famous Ben Burch firearm recommendation, I found this...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2141096


I particularly like 5, 8 and 9.

My God, these people are IDIOTS.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2017, 12:39:30 PM
The .32 ACP was recommended once upon a time for DUmmies to buy to "protect" themselves from US.
Recommendation was by famous DUmmy Ben Burch.

I'll take a .32 ACP over a sharp stick any day, but I'd rather start at .380 ACP.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BadCat on June 13, 2017, 12:41:24 PM
I'll take a .32 ACP over a sharp stick any day, but I'd rather start at .380 ACP.

True, but you know what would happen to an urban DUmmy with a .32.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2017, 12:45:22 PM
True, but you know what would happen to an urban DUmmy with a .32.

I'll bite . . .
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2017, 01:05:58 PM
Try mixing a cup of this into your orange juice every morning:

(http://www.leedstone.com/media/catalog/product/1/0/103-8268_martins_gopher_bait_50_c.jpg)

A little bit of strychnine never hurt anyone, right?

Or this:

(http://www.justminiaturescale.com/Assets/images/Products/TIN/Web%20Pics/TIN4031.jpg)
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BadCat on June 13, 2017, 01:39:47 PM
I'll bite . . .

Mr Burch rec'd the .32 ACP for DUmmies to defend themselves against right-wingers.

My response was ".32...meet .308".
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: FunkyZero on June 13, 2017, 01:53:06 PM
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How Do I Control My Rage?

Even if I HAD an answer, I'd drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire before I'd give it to you.
Just have a stroke and die already...
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: jukin on June 13, 2017, 01:58:21 PM
Just more proof that what a leftist accuses us of they are already doing or intend to do.

I don't hate or have concern (not fear unless situational) for shits and giggles. No there are real reasons. The left is just mentally unbalanced and have hate and fear as a base. They think everyone else does too. This is the heart of the fascist meme of virtue signalling.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2017, 01:58:54 PM
Mr Burch rec'd the .32 ACP for DUmmies to defend themselves against right-wingers.

My response was ".32...meet .308".

I remember that now.  Or, "meet 12-gauge slug."
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2017, 02:22:03 PM
LOL!  While searching for the famous Ben Burch firearm recommendation, I found this...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2141096


I particularly like 5, 8 and 9.

My God, these people are IDIOTS.

Wow, I do recall that!

Have never been necessarily proud, but after being civil to him at long gone Liberal Underground, he claimed he thought we could actually get along in person.  Back when I was in Chicago & he was in Elgin.
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: SVPete on June 13, 2017, 02:27:52 PM
"No man is without a friend who is possessed of shaving materials."
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: 67 Rover on June 13, 2017, 03:29:48 PM
I'll take a .32 ACP over a sharp stick any day, but I'd rather start at .380 ACP.

  DUmmies limp wrist would be short cycling anything larger than a .22 short.  :-) 
Title: Re: How Do I Control My Rage?
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 13, 2017, 04:07:57 PM
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13. Controlling your anger and hatred is a virtue

I'm a Buddhist, and one of the first things we learn is to tame our negative emotions..

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ends with words to the effect of "I am better than all of you -- come up to my level of you want to match my smugness