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Title: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 12, 2017, 08:57:34 AM
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Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News

Saturday my youngest brother stopped around with his fiancée and her parents. Time to fire up the grill , you visit I will feed you. My brother is very happy in his relationship and we are happy for him. Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves. The first conversations his future father in law brings up , man it is criminal the wages you union guys demand. And I understand your a left wing dummycrat, I am thinking wow ok this will be nice visit. I used discretion and I said this is nice get together we should not talk politics, as they were leaving my youngest brother hugged me and whispered in my ear thanks bro for keeping it laid back.

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Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: SVPete on June 12, 2017, 09:22:48 AM
If this happened, if as described, and if nothing relevant was omitted, the DU-guy handled it well. That's a lot of "Ifs", and it's a DU-member telling the tale. And, frankly, unless the DU-member works for the union or is a shop steward or for some reason was directly asked, I don't know why his being a union member would even be mentioned. When people ask me what I do for a living, I NEVER make a point of mentioning my jobs are non-union.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: BadCat on June 12, 2017, 09:27:51 AM
The barbecued Tofu probably gave the moonbat away.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 12, 2017, 09:57:46 AM
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Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves.

Did she run away or "off" herself after just meeting you?  Are you that repulsive, TEB?
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 12, 2017, 10:12:51 AM
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Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News

Saturday my youngest brother stopped around with his fiancée and her parents. Time to fire up the grill , you visit I will feed you. My brother is very happy in his relationship and we are happy for him. Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves. The first conversations his future father in law brings up , man it is criminal the wages you union guys demand. And I understand your a left wing dummycrat, I am thinking wow ok this will be nice visit. I used discretion and I said this is nice get together we should not talk politics, as they were leaving my youngest brother hugged me and whispered in my ear thanks bro for keeping it laid back.

Hey DUmmy, at the wedding ceremony, when the Padre asks if anyone present has any objections to the union of the 2 people standing before him, you should loudly and proudly say you object because of the news channel the bride to be's parents watch.  That'll show 'em.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Mary Ann on June 12, 2017, 10:27:28 AM
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Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves.

He lost his wife sitting on the back porch? Is the DUmmy a hoarder or something? How can you lose a person sitting on the back porch?
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: 67 Rover on June 12, 2017, 11:01:19 AM
He lost his wife sitting on the back porch? Is the DUmmy a hoarder or something? How can you lose a person sitting on the back porch?

Usually starts with the phrase "hold my beer and watch this".  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: fatboy on June 12, 2017, 11:08:18 AM
They all went horseback riding. DUmmies horse wanted to kick him in the nutz but missed. Tragic accident.  :-)
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 12, 2017, 11:18:09 AM
Usually starts with the phrase "hold my beer and watch this".  :cheersmate:

Excellent!  And good point above, Mary Ann! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: SVPete on June 12, 2017, 11:52:34 AM
Did she run away or "off" herself after just meeting you?  Are you that repulsive, TEB?

The most educated and reality-based bunch on the Internet can't be bothered by trivialities such as grammar and clarity in expression.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 12, 2017, 02:24:36 PM
That was lame!! no mention of muslim's in burqua's, confederate flags, MAGA hats , lesbians or cops in the bushes.

The guy is a poser. :-) :-)
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Karin on June 12, 2017, 04:01:21 PM
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Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves.
:lmao:  That was some introduction!  What the hell did you do? 
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on June 12, 2017, 04:18:17 PM
Is FOX News still supposed to be Conservative or something?  They take a well-deserved slap at the teachers-union once or twice a year.  That's about it.

I doubt the meeting happened in the format he described.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 12, 2017, 05:40:40 PM
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Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News

Saturday my youngest brother stopped around with his fiancée and her parents. Time to fire up the grill , you visit I will feed you. My brother is very happy in his relationship and we are happy for him. Twelve years ago he lost his wife , sitting on the back porch after we introduced ourselves. The first conversations his future father in law brings up , man it is criminal the wages you union guys demand. And I understand your a left wing dummycrat, I am thinking wow ok this will be nice visit. I used discretion and I said this is nice get together we should not talk politics, as they were leaving my youngest brother hugged me and whispered in my ear thanks bro for keeping it laid back.

I can honestly say this dummie is lying.  Dummies would never cook anything on the grill and I am damn sure they would not feed anyone but themselves. Not even their brother.
Title: Re: Meeting my brothers future in laws they only watch Fox News
Post by: jukin on June 12, 2017, 07:28:57 PM
Reverse everything and it sounds believable.

Oh and she R-U-N-N-O-F-T.