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Title: I had a dream last night.
Post by: AzJames73 on June 01, 2017, 07:33:23 AM
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BigmanPigman (618 posts)       https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029143236

I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that Kathy Griffin REALLY did it. I woke up feeling happier and more rested than I have since before Nov. 8th. Then I turned on the news and realized the nightmare is not only continuing but it's getting worse! I'm going back to bed and hopefully will get the dream back again.

You seriously are in need of getting your head examined.  :mental:
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: SVPete on June 01, 2017, 07:46:05 AM
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 :retard:

 :stupidpeople:

 :aliens:
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2017, 07:49:14 AM
:aliens:

The one that describes them to a T.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 01, 2017, 08:47:15 AM
You seriously are in need of getting your head examined.  :mental:

Really, I think his only hope is a lobotomy. If hate was money those people would be richer than soros. :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: FlaGator on June 01, 2017, 09:15:30 AM
You seriously are in need of getting your head examined.  :mental:

Will need a qualified Proctologist.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 01, 2017, 09:17:33 AM
Will need a qualified Proctologist.

 :lol:

H5
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: franksolich on June 01, 2017, 12:51:42 PM
Oh my.

I had a dream last night, too; it shows what drugs, even prescribed ones, do to the brain.

I dreamed I was standing amid an audience of hundreds, as Big Mo addressed the crowd, which had asked her for some final words, as she was standing at the base of a guillotine. 

Instead of saying anything though, Big Mo belted out the lyrics to The East is Red, a favorite song of the Maoist socialists in Red China years ago.

At the same time Lamond, the MrsCorpio primitive, was standing there with her, attired in lederhosen and a Bavarian hat with a feather in it, playing a bagpipe.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: USA4ME on June 01, 2017, 01:42:38 PM
BigmanPigman, haha, charade you are.

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Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: jukin on June 01, 2017, 02:35:56 PM
A farmer's wife comes in and says that a bus full of DUmpmonkiez crashed in the back 40. Farmer says he will go look at the back 40 tomorrow. The next day he goes to his back 40 and sure enough it is a bus full of DUchebags crashed out there. He goes home tells his wife she isright and that he will call the sheriff tomorrow. The next day the farmer calls the sheriff and tells him a bus load of fat, smelly and very stupid people called DUmmys crashed in his back 40. Sheriff says he will be out the next afternoon. Sheriff comes out the next afternoon and the farmer has buried all of the DUchebags. Sheriff asks if there were any survivors. The farmer says some of them said they were alive but you know how those far left extremists lie.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on June 01, 2017, 04:37:14 PM
The DUmmy sounds like he belongs in a padded cell.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2017, 05:13:25 PM
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BigmanPigman (618 posts)       https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029143236

I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that Kathy Griffin REALLY did it. I woke up feeling happier and more rested than I have since before Nov. 8th. Then I turned on the news and realized the nightmare is not only continuing but it's getting worse! I'm going back to bed and hopefully will get the dream back again.

I had a dream last nite as well.  I dreamed that all you dummies hung yourselves. Then my alarm clock went off and I had to get up to go to work to support your lazy asses. No going back to bed for me, parasite.  FOAD.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 01, 2017, 05:50:26 PM
I had a dream last night.  All the Progs, from DU to well-known political scumbags in Congress and elsewhere, were eaten by a ravenous pack of wild dog-like aliens.  They left after the big meal saying they'd had all they could stomach and wouldn't be back, seeing as how only blathering manipulative idiots really hit the spot for them, and we were obviously out, so we wouldn't see them again until we'd replenished the supply, if they were in the mood.

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream, just wishful thinking.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 01, 2017, 09:28:59 PM
I had a dream last night.  All the Progs, from DU to well-known political scumbags in Congress and elsewhere, were eaten by a ravenous pack of wild dog-like aliens.  They left after the big meal saying they'd had all they could stomach and wouldn't be back, seeing as how only blathering manipulative idiots really hit the spot for them, and we were obviously out, so we wouldn't see them again until we'd replenished the supply, if they were in the mood.

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream, just wishful thinking.

Yes, i(D)iots.  We do have dreams

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/ca863af4b1913aa390748e82f82da3f0/tumblr_mp3vd0zJc51qcga5ro1_400.gif)

like this.  Don't disappoint us.  Do Gaia a favor.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 02, 2017, 09:51:50 AM
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BigmanPigman (618 posts)       https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029143236

I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that Kathy Griffin REALLY did it. I woke up feeling happier and more rested than I have since before Nov. 8th. Then I turned on the news and realized the nightmare is not only continuing but it's getting worse! I'm going back to bed and hopefully will get the dream back again.


interesting coincidence in choice of words used by the DUmmy and jim carey in an interview where he defends griffen...
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In his interview, Carrey professed to having recently dreamed about playing golf with the president. “I had a dream the other night I was playing golf with Donald Trump,” he said. “I was standing beside him with a club in my hand, and I was considering my options when I suddenly woke up. It was one of those dreams where you just want to get back to sleep so you can finish it, you know?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/jun/01/jim-carrey-defends-kathy-griffin-trump-head-photo (https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/jun/01/jim-carrey-defends-kathy-griffin-trump-head-photo)
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: BadCat on June 02, 2017, 10:03:43 AM
I had a dream I was banging Lili Simmons...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4d/63/27/4d63274a5245a29d5f3527379b232d7c.jpg)

But male DUchebags would NEVER understand that.
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 02, 2017, 01:15:30 PM
I had a dream I was banging Lili Simmons...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4d/63/27/4d63274a5245a29d5f3527379b232d7c.jpg)


...and now I will too  :-) :-)
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 02, 2017, 10:32:58 PM
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BigmanPigman (618 posts)       https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029143236

I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that Kathy Griffin REALLY did it. I woke up feeling happier and more rested than I have since before Nov. 8th. Then I turned on the news and realized the nightmare is not only continuing but it's getting worse! I'm going back to bed and hopefully will get the dream back again.

What the hell is your problem????????????????  :mental:
Title: Re: I had a dream last night.
Post by: SVPete on June 03, 2017, 08:02:14 AM
I hope he washed his bed linens.