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Title: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: fatboy on May 31, 2017, 12:44:43 PM

If memory serves correctly, the Doreen primative's boy dude faked an ICE raid and high speed deportation hearing and was thus  deported to the safe place in  socialist Germany.

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Tue May 30, 2017, 05:42 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)
I am wondering if anyone can answer this with some actual knowledge.

I am on SSDI and am in subsidized housing. If I got arrested for being at a protest could I lose all of that? I am just wondering if the government has me over a barrel to be part of protests

Attn DUmmyland!

Who wants to send some fat lib chick money to finance a trip to Spokane or Seattle to protest something?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029136553

And the advice starts a rollin in...

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Tue May 30, 2017, 06:07 PM

BigmanPigman (579 posts)

1. If I were you I'd call one of those free legal places and ask.

I've thought about something similar myself. Things are so crazy these days with people in the US illegally and they are afraid to call cops if they need help. The general atmosphere is on edge so it's normal to worry. I'very been to many protests/marches/rallies throughout my lifetime and the 5 that I've participated in (very loudly and up front and center) since the election have been OK as far as cops are concerned. I'm always friendly, polite, stay in the perimeters of the allowed path and stay close to the protest's organizers. Peace, RESIST

And BigmanPigman, if you were Doreen, you would be a crazy fat female not a crazy fat male. Or whatever.

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Response to samnsara (Reply #2)

Tue May 30, 2017, 10:57 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)

6. Unfortunately I am not about to go to a protest but I wanted to know for
 
when I do. When one does happen I will have fun. Most protests are up in Seattle and I usually do not have the money to get up there. Olympia occasionally has one but not a lot ( odd for a capitol city. )

So now we get a clearer picture, this is the beginning of a legal defense fund for a future offense. Very. Smart. Move.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Tue May 30, 2017, 06:25 PM

JimGinPA (6,024 posts)

3. I'm Pretty Sure...
 
If you get arrested and have to spend any time in jail at all you'll lose benefits for that month. I don't know about the housing though.

I don't know about the housing either but I do know there is one sure way to find out.

We continue the narrative...

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Tue May 30, 2017, 10:53 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)

5. I am on SSDI. I put in enough quarters to get the highest or almost the highest monthly amount.
 
There is nothing about my disability that would keep me from protesting. I just would not be able to stand for a whole day or even half a day and a march would probably be no more than a mile or maybe two. I did a protest in Olympia Wa and stood for two hours and that was it for me. I was wiped out the next two days. I am 49 so I am a ways of from 65 but how things are now that may not mean anything. I have talked to people who have gone from one benefit to Soc Sec and they have nothing good to say about it

I think what we are looking at is a go fund me account for a combo lawyer retainer/Lark personal mobility machine.

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Wed May 31, 2017, 01:09 PM

Star Member treestar (67,444 posts)

11. I doubt it
 
One thing has nothing to do with the other. If sentenced to an actual jail term, then they might cut if off on the grounds you are fed and housed in jail.

Well the good news for Doreen is in prison they limit the snacks which will do wonders for her figure.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Maverick1987 on May 31, 2017, 01:02:30 PM
How about going for a walk in your neighborhood or to the local park instead?

Immersing yourself into some of that local diversity will be the ultimate form of protest.  GET SOME!
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: 67 Rover on May 31, 2017, 01:04:06 PM
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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Tue May 30, 2017, 10:53 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)

5. I am on SSDI. I put in enough quarters to get the highest or almost the highest monthly amount.
 
There is nothing about my disability that would keep me from protesting. I just would not be able to stand for a whole day or even half a day and a march would probably be no more than a mile or maybe two. I did a protest in Olympia Wa and stood for two hours and that was it for me. I was wiped out the next two days. I am 49 so I am a ways of from 65 but how things are now that may not mean anything. I have talked to people who have gone from one benefit to Soc Sec and they have nothing good to say about it

Let's see here, able to sit at a computer all day, march for miles, stand around for hours but is unable to work. Un f*cking believable.  :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 31, 2017, 01:09:13 PM
Go, be a flaming liberal asshole , get arrested and you will get free room & board. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: SVPete on May 31, 2017, 02:24:33 PM
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Tue May 30, 2017, 05:42 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)
I am wondering if anyone can answer this with some actual knowledge.

I am on SSDI and am in subsidized housing. If I got arrested for being at a protest could I lose all of that? I am just wondering if the government has me over a barrel to be part of protests

The host might expel the parasite? How shocking.

Your solution is easy get a remunerative job and pay for your own damn housing! Why should I subsidize your "lifestyle" AND for your choice to bite the hand feeding you?!

Sadly, I seriously doubt she would face any consequences beyond whatever flowed from what she did to get arrested.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: USA4ME on May 31, 2017, 02:32:04 PM
Getting arrested and/or being put in jail will not effect SSDI. I did a mortgage loan for a guy one time that got his 3rd DUI between the time he applied for a refinance and the time we closed. In fact, it was because he was on SSDI that we were able to close since he got the monthly payment regardless. Only loan I ever closed when the customer was in jail. He signed the papers in the jail's cafeteria.

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Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: SVPete on May 31, 2017, 02:32:36 PM
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Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)

5. I am on SSDI. I put in enough quarters to get the highest or almost the highest monthly amount.
 
There is nothing about my disability that would keep me from protesting. I just would not be able to stand for a whole day or even half a day and a march would probably be no more than a mile or maybe two. I did a protest in Olympia Wa and stood for two hours and that was it for me. I was wiped out the next two days. I am 49 ...

 :argh: Her slothful sense of entitlement disgusts me! There are lots of very remunerative jobs "out there" that don't entail long periods of standing or walking significant distances. :argh: If you get the bleeping education! :argh:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 31, 2017, 03:10:57 PM
Paging private attorney general Laserhaas.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 31, 2017, 03:16:02 PM
Considering how much of her life is gratis thanks to the tax payer, what is she protesting?
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: BattleHymn on May 31, 2017, 06:10:38 PM
How about going for a walk in your neighborhood or to the local park instead?

Immersing yourself into some of that local diversity will be the ultimate form of protest.  GET SOME!

Hey, even those committing cultural enrichment have eyes.  Nobody wants a piece of DUmp woman.

Also, this thread is worthless without laserhaas.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 31, 2017, 07:29:01 PM
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Tue May 30, 2017, 05:42 PM

Star Member Doreen (3,386 posts)
I am wondering if anyone can answer this with some actual knowledge.

I am on SSDI and am in subsidized housing. If I got arrested for being at a protest could I lose all of that? I am just wondering if the government has me over a barrel to be part of protests

The answer is no, Dummie.  The government will not take any benefit from you for an arrest.  So go forth, protest and get arrested with a clear mind.  Speak that truth to power. 

I know what of I speak dummie so have at it.*

*this is not legal advice and should not be construed as such.  Just something I happen to know. Full disclosure:  I am not an attorney and I did not sleep in a Holiday Inn last nite.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 31, 2017, 10:05:55 PM
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I am on SSDI and am in subsidized housing.

No................ really?
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 31, 2017, 10:07:50 PM
Considering how much of her life is gratis thanks to the tax payer, what is she protesting?

Amazing, isn't it?
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 31, 2017, 10:10:09 PM
Paging private attorney general Laserhaas.

[laserhaas]

Sorry.  Busy.  I've got Romney right where I want him.

[/laserhass]
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: SVPete on June 01, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
Amazing, isn't it?

Stereotypes usually have some basis in reality. My first thought on reading that sentence was, "That's a non-shock." My first thought didn't even have a single exclamation point, let alone 3.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 01, 2017, 09:06:08 AM
Amazing, isn't it?

Like most of them protesting they don't have a ****ing clue, all they know is that they can get a trophy for participating. :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: jukin on June 01, 2017, 03:39:24 PM
Hey freeloaders of the DUmp. Trump said he would not touch medicare and SS but he and his people do not consider SSDI in that deal. The gravy train is coming to a halt for you ****s.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: diesel driver on June 01, 2017, 05:48:17 PM
The answer is no, Dummie.  The government will not take any benefit from you for an arrest.  So go forth, protest and get arrested with a clear mind.  Speak that truth to power. 

I know what of I speak dummie so have at it.*

*this is not legal advice and should not be construed as such.  Just something I happen to know. Full disclosure:  I am not an attorney and I did not sleep in a Holiday Inn last nite.

I totally concur with Perky, go have your protest, free in the knowledge Uncle Trump won't take away your government handouts*

*Like Perky, I am not a lawyer, and although I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express, I did delivery the mail there this week.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 01, 2017, 08:05:16 PM
I totally concur with Perky, go have your protest, free in the knowledge Uncle Trump won't take away your government handouts*

*Like Perky, I am not a lawyer, and although I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express, I did delivery the mail there this week.

So there you are dummie.  DD and I are in full agreement and we know shit like this, so go forth and protest, speaking truth to that President Trump power!!!!  I suggest you slug a cop or two while you are at it.  Those cops are propping up the illegal ruskie loving President Trump after all!!!   Put your ass where your mouth is for a change. 

I cannot say that it will change anything. You will just have to trust me and DD on this when we say you will feel much better.   

Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 01, 2017, 10:07:49 PM
You know, I'm not a lawyer but I play one at singles bars...

...she sounds like she's overdue for a fraud investigation.
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: SVPete on June 02, 2017, 07:25:26 AM
You know, I'm not a lawyer but I play one at singles bars...

...she sounds like she's overdue for a fraud investigation.

 :cheersmate:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 02, 2017, 08:40:37 AM
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BigmanPigman (579 posts)

1. If I were you I'd call one of those free legal places and ask.

Let me help you DUmmy...

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Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 02, 2017, 03:43:27 PM
Let me help you DUmmy...

(http://www.91x.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/saul.jpg)

A well earned H5!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy "potential resister" looking for free legal advice....again
Post by: Adam Wood on June 03, 2017, 10:11:29 AM
Considering how much of her life is gratis thanks to the tax payer, what is she protesting?
Not having even more free shit.

I mean, really, if 4G wifi is a basic human right, as everyone* agrees, then certainly plasma-screens with at least 200 channels that don't include FNC are also a basic human right also.




*"Everyone" is defined as about eight people who work at The Nation, Vox, and ThinkMoonbat.