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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on May 27, 2017, 10:20:11 PM
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https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/love-the-film-airplane-pix-from-charity-showing-with-robert-haysted-striker/
Oh my.
Apparently the big guy in Bellevue went to another one of those events where one pays some bucks for the distinction of meeting a long-ago and washed-up television or Hollywood celebrity.
Not only does he look in the pink of health, far from being fodder for the undertaker, he's still got that blue vest that he's worn for years.
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I loved Airplane. Especially the parts where the guy says: "I picked a bad week to quit...". Especially when it was sniffing glue. :rotf:
Now as for the Big Guy, who is dying if anyone did not happen to know... and that would be understandable if one just went off the pic of himself he posted... is looking quite healthy and well fed. Very well fed. Extremely well fed. I guess his pension pays a high sum for his years of service.
Now myself... I would think that if one was dying, and had been dying for like the last 3 or 4 years, one would look a little less healthy than the Dying Big Guy.
I declare that it has been so long since the Dying Big Guy announced his imminent demise I have forgotten how long it has been!!! I cannot even recall the name of the terminal disease either. Did I miss some break through cure, Big Guy? Are you going to live well into your 80's?
Oh well. I'm betting obesity caused diabetes will get him long before his terminal disease does. Hell at the rate he is going he might outlive Tobin the Tubby Truck Driver.
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Many fantastic lines from Airplane.
One of my personal favorites is:
https://youtu.be/GYALKcapKN0
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I was there at the event. and your observations are correct Frank.
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https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/love-the-film-airplane-pix-from-charity-showing-with-robert-haysted-striker/
Oh my.
Apparently the big guy in Bellevue went to another one of those events where one pays some bucks for the distinction of meeting a long-ago and washed-up television or Hollywood celebrity.
Not only does he look in the pink of health, far from being fodder for the undertaker, he's still got that blue vest that he's worn for years.
...and such a Xtra LARGE blue vest, it is.
(http://i.imgur.com/lgTfqfG.gif)
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He posted an almost exact duplicate thread in the DUmp.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029124498 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029124498)
Apparently, Steve thinks everyone is interested in what B-List celebrity he's made uncomfortable lately. From the look on Robert Hays' face, I expect he was either horrified by the body odor or scared that Steve would try to slip him a little tongue action.
Also, glad I'm not the only one who noticed that Steve wears the same vest and tie at every one of these events. Marta probably considered buying him new clothes and said "Screw it, he'll be dead soon". Much to her chagrin, he's still very much alive and as unsightly as ever. She is probably contemplating whether a trip to JC Penney is more trouble than holding a pillow over the neckbeard.
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"Stewardess? I speak Jive."
One of the best movie exchanges ever, and that even includes Blazing Saddles, which says a lot.
I doubt Steve actually gets it, though.
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Apparently, Steve thinks everyone is interested in what B-List celebrity he's made uncomfortable lately. From the look on Robert Hays' face, I expect he was either horrified by the body odor or scared that Steve would try to slip him a little tongue action.
I'm not familiar with these sorts of events, and in fact was horrified a few years ago when I learned that autographs there aren't free; one has to pay for the John Hancock.
Even though one's already paid admission to see the celebrity in the first place.
Now I'm wondering something equally appalling.
Did the big guy have to pay the celebrity some money to get him to pose with him in a photograph?
If so, geezuz. And people think oil companies and pharmaceutical firms are money-grubbers.
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I loved Airplane. Especially the parts where the guy says: "I picked a bad week to quit...". Especially when it was sniffing glue. :rotf:
Now as for the Big Guy, who is dying if anyone did not happen to know... and that would be understandable if one just went off the pic of himself he posted... is looking quite healthy and well fed. Very well fed. Extremely well fed. I guess his pension pays a high sum for his years of service.
Now myself... I would think that if one was dying, and had been dying for like the last 3 or 4 years, one would look a little less healthy than the Dying Big Guy.
I declare that it has been so long since the Dying Big Guy announced his imminent demise I have forgotten how long it has been!!! I cannot even recall the name of the terminal disease either. Did I miss some break through cure, Big Guy? Are you going to live well into your 80's?
Oh well. I'm betting obesity caused diabetes will get him long before his terminal disease does. Hell at the rate he is going he might outlive Tobin the Tubby Truck Driver.
Why do I suspect we have another one of these deals going on with the big guy.
"backwoodsbob
Hi,I'm obviously alive but thanks
How do I explain this?
Other than saying I'm insane it's hard to explain what I have done.
Obviously I'm alive.I am ..in a word..****ed up."
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I think the big guy's practicing wife abuse, and needs to be called out on it.
Marta, although no spring chicken, isn't a hopeless case; as a widow she'd probably be a reasonably good catch for some guy with modest expectations.
But she's not getting any younger; with each passing day her chances of nabbing a second husband diminish a little bit.
The big guy promised us a very long time that he's terminal, bound to die soon.
Every day he puts off dying, he denies poor dear Marta a chance to get someone better.
Talk about being selfish. And in theory, she's his beloved.
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The big guy's vest buttons- in particular that third button down- is showing heroic restraint.
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I think the big guy's practicing wife abuse, and needs to be called out on it.
Marta, although no spring chicken, isn't a hopeless case; as a widow she'd probably be a reasonably good catch for some guy with modest expectations.
But she's not getting any younger; with each passing day her chances of nabbing a second husband diminish a little bit.
The big guy promised us a very long time that he's terminal, bound to die soon.
Every day he puts off dying, he denies poor dear Marta a chance to get someone better.
Talk about being selfish. And in theory, she's his beloved.
I have a theory on why I think the Big Guy is still with us.
So we both know how much him and poor, suffering Marta are into ghostology and queer things with graveyards. Clearly, the big guy believes in something on the other side- although it's hard to reconcile his actions on this side of the veil with what he claims to believe exists on the other side.
Anyways, I think big fat Steve, is worried about that whole trying to pass into that great beyond: the light-filled tunnel. And, I mean pass in a literal way. Steve would be just too big, even in spectral form, to be able to successfully make the migration into the great beyond. He'd get stuck in the opening to the tunnel, hang his spectral head, and be doomed to drift the earth until the end of time here. Instead of Jacob Marley's chains full of money, Steve would be sentenced to walk the earth with the turds and the condoms and all the other offal he failed to scoop up from his catbird seat at the sewage facility. He might even have his catbird seat poking stick with him, too.
The downside for him would be that he'd probably lurk around poor, suffering Marta and see how good her second husband treats her, and not be able to do a thing about it now.
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I have a theory on why I think the Big Guy is still with us.
On our mutual foot-race to the mausoleum--the big guy and franksolich--I'm somewhat concerned that while I really don't want to, I just might beat him there.
Thus stealing his thunder when he finally keels over too.
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On our mutual foot-race to the mausoleum--the big guy and franksolich--I'm somewhat concerned that while I really don't want to, I just might beat him there.
Thus stealing his thunder when he finally keels over too.
If you beat him, make sure you barricade the door behind you until he gives up and wanders off.
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https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/love-the-film-airplane-pix-from-charity-showing-with-robert-haysted-striker/
Oh my.
Apparently the big guy in Bellevue went to another one of those events where one pays some bucks for the distinction of meeting a long-ago and washed-up television or Hollywood celebrity.
Not only does he look in the pink of health, far from being fodder for the undertaker, he's still got that blue vest that he's worn for years.
And twice the man Robert Hays is, IYKWIM.
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The look on Hay's face in the picture with Steve's enormous flipper around his shoulder definitely shows the gorge rising.
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Didn't Weeping Neckbeard meet the actress who played Buffy in "Family Affair" in Omaha several years ago?
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I'm not familiar with these sorts of events, and in fact was horrified a few years ago when I learned that autographs there aren't free; one has to pay for the John Hancock.
Even though one's already paid admission to see the celebrity in the first place.
Now I'm wondering something equally appalling.
Did the big guy have to pay the celebrity some money to get him to pose with him in a photograph?
If so, geezuz. And people think oil companies and pharmaceutical firms are money-grubbers.
Actually Frank in this case the event was for charity. The Nebraska Kidney Foundation is where most of the money goes. Any money made from the autograph sessions is whatever the actor or actress gets for the event. It takes a lot of money to put on these kind of things and if it wasn't for the actors coming to these events I doubt that the turn out would be as many as they get. The theater at the Joslyn hold 800 seats and that's a lot to fill and on that night they pretty much sold out so I doubt that anyone could legitimately say Robert Hayes is washed up if they could fill a theater in Omaha Nebraska over a movie that's as old as Airplane is.
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Thanks for explaining all that, sir; much appreciated!
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Your Welcome Frank. My guess is that somehow he thinks that all those autographs are going to be some kind of gold mine for after he passes away not realizing that like all collectable items the market get hot and goes cold and the value goes with it. It is mre then likely that all those pictures are not really going to bring in big money after he passes on because a lot of them are stars that most people now days may not know or were only famous for one tv show or movie. So good luck in even getting that $20 - $40 dollrs back for that picture of whoever he has.
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2 comments. All he got was 2 freaking comments??? That's it!
WTF!!!
:rotf: :lol: :lol: :rotf:
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https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/love-the-film-airplane-pix-from-charity-showing-with-robert-haysted-striker/
Oh my.
Apparently the big guy in Bellevue went to another one of those events where one pays some bucks for the distinction of meeting a long-ago and washed-up television or Hollywood celebrity.
Not only does he look in the pink of health, far from being fodder for the undertaker, he's still got that blue vest that he's worn for years.
I dunno, frank.
He looks brain dead to me.
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2 comments. All he got was 2 freaking comments??? That's it!
WTF!!!
:rotf: :lol: :lol: :rotf:
O'Steve should have his "Wizard Room" shuttered, for failing to attract traffic to JPR.