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Title: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on May 25, 2017, 09:21:18 AM
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mrmpa (3,895 posts)

What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........


I was driving her to the Doctor for an appointment. I asked if she had read about Trump's............that's all I got out of my mouth, when she countered with......

"I'm having a nice drive and you have to bring up that bastard's name, I just want him ****ing gone"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029112020

Don't put words in grandmas mouth. You said that.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: Carl on May 25, 2017, 09:36:54 AM
Granny likely won`t live through his second term.  :-)
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2017, 10:41:25 AM
Granny likely won`t live through his second term.  :-)

Won't keep her from voting "D," of course...
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on May 25, 2017, 10:59:11 AM
Whatever. Trump is guaranteed to be gone by late January, 2025. 60-something's mother may be gone sooner - not wishing for anything, just being realistic. Maybe 60-something should find topics and activities both find enjoyable so as to make those remaining years enjoyable.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: FlaGator on May 25, 2017, 11:25:55 AM
Gramma has a foul mouth. That definitely tags her as a liberal.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on May 25, 2017, 11:45:14 AM
Gramma has a foul mouth. That definitely tags her as a liberal.

It's made up.

A photograph of the primitive and her elderly mother was posted on a gofundme page.

While the primitive looks as if the usual typical bitter middle-aged woman, her elderly mother looks the milk of human kindness, not the sort of person who'd say "bastard" or "****ing."
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: Delmar on May 25, 2017, 12:22:35 PM
It's made up.

A photograph of the primitive and her elderly mother was posted on a gofundme page.

While the primitive looks as if the usual typical bitter middle-aged woman, her elderly mother looks the milk of human kindness, not the sort of person who'd say "bastard" or "****ing."

Might be on the level since the experts at democrat underground often describe this type of deterioration in speech as a clear sign of early dementia and they are the experts.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on May 25, 2017, 01:10:31 PM
Might be on the level since the experts at democrat underground often describe this type of deterioration in speech as a clear sign of early dementia and they are the experts.

Well, they do have lots of experience at being demented.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 25, 2017, 01:40:58 PM
yo momma is rude for interupting you and he has a foul mouth. Also we really don't care what she thinks or says
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: Maverick1987 on May 25, 2017, 02:08:37 PM
Whatever. Trump is guaranteed to be gone by late January, 2025. 60-something's mother may be gone sooner - not wishing for anything, just being realistic. Maybe 60-something should find topics and activities both find enjoyable so as to make those remaining years enjoyable.

It saddens me to see so many older folks overwrought with anger and despair over politics.  It's senseless.  Go find something to enjoy!  I have a handful of these types very close to me.
Title: Re: What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........Bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 25, 2017, 05:40:47 PM
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mrmpa (3,895 posts)

What my 87 year old mother said yesterday..........


I was driving her to the Doctor for an appointment. I asked if she had read about Trump's............that's all I got out of my mouth, when she countered with......

"I'm having a nice drive and you have to bring up that bastard's name, I just want him ****ing gone"

What really transpired:

Dummie: "I asked if she had read about Trump's..."
Mother: "Will you just please shut up about Trump?  I'm tired of listening to it!"

Another possibility:

Dummie: "I asked if she had read about Trump's..."
Mother: (not this again! Well I guess I better shut her up or this is all I am going to hear about... but I really need her to give me a ride to the MD... hmmmm......) "You know dear.... I am tired of hearing about Trump. I do not like him so let us not speak of him again."   (hopefully this will shut her up)