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Title: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: FunkyZero on May 24, 2017, 09:00:16 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029110772 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029110772)

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Wed May 24, 2017, 05:32 PM

Star Member LaydeeBug (9,984 posts)

Mike Pence is going to pick the next POTUS, and it ain't gonna be him...
He is balls deep in this Russian thing, but if/when 45 goes, unless Pence is IMMEDIATELY removed with him (which won't happen), Pence will be picking his veep, and THAT person will be the next POTUS.

Even if we drag this out unto 2018, Pence is *STILL* going to get to pick his own veep.

He is *literally* a traitorous king (sic) maker.

Edited to add a supportive link: http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/5/24/1665642/-A-little-aside-on-the-Constitutional-Presidential-order-of-succession (http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/5/24/1665642/-A-little-aside-on-the-Constitutional-Presidential-order-of-succession)

LITERALLY.. fo-riZZa

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Response to mhw (Reply #1)
Wed May 24, 2017, 05:49 PM

Star Member LaydeeBug (9,984 posts)
6. I don't think they will be able to take them down together...
simultaneous impeachment?
I just don't think so.
Pence is POTUS maker.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)
Wed May 24, 2017, 07:04 PM

justiceischeap (13,749 posts)
16. The rumor is floating about that if Pence goes before Trump
that Trump will pick Ivanka and then Trump will be impeached and we'll have our first female President (I've seen this crazy theory floating about on the Interwebs, so you know, it must be true).
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 24, 2017, 09:09:18 PM
Insanity, the name is Laydeebug.
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: jukin on May 24, 2017, 09:11:41 PM
I'd ask the great Constitutional intellect and bulldyke lesbian, Sally Kohn, how to pull this simultaneous impeachment off. Then how Hilliary will be installed as POTUS.

Now me, I think Trump will be out as president right around the third week of January 2025.
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on May 24, 2017, 09:13:52 PM
>He is balls deep in this Russian thing

The closest this skag ever came to a set of balls were the Rocky Mtn. Oysters she ate on a dare.  dilligaf beeyoch?
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2017, 09:33:41 PM
Ah, the call of the wild loon...
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 24, 2017, 10:09:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rLeI5HZ.jpg)
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on May 24, 2017, 10:12:25 PM
Heh, gaslight....The last time I did that was in a GTO with a factory six-pack...feet on the dash, cocked with the Zippo sparking.

Man, I miss those days...
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: BattleHymn on May 24, 2017, 10:31:07 PM

Brilliant.  H5
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 24, 2017, 10:46:12 PM
The retarded................


I ...... just can't..............


deal with it.........

I'm just kid(D)ing retar(D)s....

You gotta be you.   ::)

Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: franksolich on May 25, 2017, 02:44:05 AM
Oh damn.

Judging from the title, I thought this thread might be referring to widder (as in "widow') Nan, and so opened it.....only to find it's by someone else.
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: FlaGator on May 25, 2017, 04:56:09 AM
Whenever you see the phrase "The rumor is floating about.." read it as "I just made this up...".
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 25, 2017, 04:57:13 AM
Oh damn.

Judging from the title, I thought this thread might be referring to widder (as in "widow') Nan, and so opened it.....only to find it's by someone else.

Disappointed, Coach? :whistling:
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: SVPete on May 25, 2017, 07:30:24 AM
H-5 earned and issued, HFB!
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 25, 2017, 08:06:47 AM
The wine or the Whine? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Pence will not be picking anyone, President Trump will be in office till 2020 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Maverick1987 on May 25, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rLeI5HZ.jpg)

 :clap: :clap: :clap:

H5
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: BadCat on May 25, 2017, 08:40:24 AM
I see the welfare checks came out early this month.  She spent hers on drugs.
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Adam Wood on May 26, 2017, 02:11:50 AM
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16. The rumor is floating about that if Pence goes before Trump
that Trump will pick Ivanka and then Trump will be impeached and we'll have our first female President (I've seen this crazy theory floating about on the Interwebs, so you know, it must be true).
President and Veep can't be from the same state, you idiot.  Your intellect is as sharp as a flaccid dildo.
Title: Re: She's hittin the wine heavy tonight fellas
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 26, 2017, 07:20:12 AM
You might be a Russian spy if...

you voted for Trump.
you spell some words with a K instead of a C.
you've had vodka before.
you've used a backwards R to spell words at least once (i.e. Danny Torrence, definitely a Russian spy).
you've eaten borscht at least once (eating beetroot soup in Minecraft also counts).
you've ordered a Black Russian.
you've made fun of liberals at least once.
you've played Tetris for any length of time.
you've used the words 'rushing', 'stalling', 'linen', or 'da X' instead of 'the X'.
you've stacked one box inside of another box.
you didn't vote for Hillary.
you've eaten at least one red jellybean, M&M, or Lifesaver.
you've seen at least one cardinal (bird, Catholic title, football player, etc.).
you've seen Red Dawn (not the remake, which sucks).
you've landed on a red square at least once in Candy Land.