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Title: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: AzJames73 on May 22, 2017, 09:04:27 AM
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TheMastersNemesis (7,528 posts)

Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage.
You cannot seem to escape this shit storm. Even the mention of Trump or the word Republican causes rage. It feels worse with each passing day and are not even near the end of year one. Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

It is like being in a straight jacket in a room with someone screeching the chalk across an old blackboard. Even better it is like the scene in "Agent Orange" where your eyes are being held open and you are being forced to watch terrible things.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029100517

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump......

President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump.....

Drop dead already you miserable old sod Bob  :-) :loser:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: AzJames73 on May 22, 2017, 09:07:50 AM
You mean A Clockwork Orange idiot ?
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 22, 2017, 09:09:24 AM
You can light up the world and end your misery at the same time with a quart of gas and a match.  :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Undies on May 22, 2017, 09:32:48 AM
Dear DUmmies:

Your impotent rage and pointless misery is my warm fire and Ovaltine.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Maverick1987 on May 22, 2017, 09:35:33 AM
Sounds like ol' Bob is circling the drain.

Those emotions are terribly unhealthy. Keep 'em going!
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2017, 09:36:54 AM
There is no escape but the sweet release of death, Nemmie.  Go for it!
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 22, 2017, 09:40:33 AM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Maverick1987 on May 22, 2017, 09:47:36 AM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.

 :rotf: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Delmar on May 22, 2017, 10:36:06 AM
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Response to luvMIdog (Reply #1)Mon May 22, 2017, 10:02 AM
TheMastersNemesis (7,531 posts)
2. Hate To Say It But Waiting For A Stroke Out. Yet Pence Is Worse.
He might not have to wait too long for a stroke out...his own.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Mary Ann on May 22, 2017, 11:02:33 AM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.
:lmao:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: VelvetElvis on May 22, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.
What's his leg waiting for?
His FOOT already has!
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 11:34:43 AM
 :urmeds:  :urmeds:


(Double dose!)

Does TMN understand that Trump is going to be on the morning and nightly news, newspaper front pages, and such pretty much every day for the next >3 1/2 years? Just because he is President of the US?

Or is TMN so self-deluded that he really believes Trump won't last his full term (and probably run for a second term)?
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 22, 2017, 11:45:21 AM
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TheMastersNemesis (7,528 posts)

Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage.
You cannot seem to escape this shit storm. Even the mention of Trump or the word Republican causes rage. It feels worse with each passing day and are not even near the end of year one. Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

It is like being in a straight jacket in a room with someone screeching the chalk across an old blackboard. Even better it is like the scene in "Agent Orange" where your eyes are being held open and you are being forced to watch terrible things.
"Agent Orange"  :o ..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: That is weapons grade DUmb.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: BadCat on May 22, 2017, 11:50:40 AM
"Agent Orange"  :o ..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: That is weapons grade DUmb.

And in Bob's movie, they didn't play "The Ninth" over and over to poor Alex...it was the Andrews Sisters.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: USA4ME on May 22, 2017, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from:
Facebook will not delete videos of violent death, abortion and self-harm, leaked guidelines show

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/21/facebook-will-not-delete-videos-violent-death-abortion-self/

Bob, when you finally go over the edge, don't forget to broadcast it live. Just give us a heads up.

.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: jukin on May 22, 2017, 12:13:14 PM
:urmeds:  :urmeds:


(Double dose!)

Does TMN understand that Trump is going to be on the morning and nightly news, newspaper front pages, and such pretty much every day for the next >3 1/2 years? Just because he is President of the US?

Or is TMN so self-deluded that he really believes Trump won't last his full term (and probably run for a second term)?

YOU MISSPELLED 7 1/2.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 22, 2017, 01:45:56 PM
Is TMN becoming Kurtz from Heart of Darkness?
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Delmar on May 22, 2017, 01:51:53 PM
Is TMN becoming Kurtz from Heart of Darkness?

I choose Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nQ9YQt7N8s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 02:07:39 PM
YOU MISSPELLED 7 1/2.

Actually, 7 1/2 is greater than 3 1/2. I was just being sneaky. I could certainly welcome Trump being POTUS until January, 2025, the way he's been going so far. OTOH, the way Trump has been going so far, I'm not sure TMN will be inhaling O2 and exhaling CO2 come November, 2020 (not that he'd be hindered from voting, early and often, of course).
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: 67 Rover on May 22, 2017, 02:17:17 PM
Actually, 7 1/2 is greater than 3 1/2. I was just being sneaky. I could certainly welcome Trump being POTUS until January, 2025, the way he's been going so far. OTOH, the way Trump has been going so far, I'm not sure TMN will be inhaling O2 and exhaling CO2 come November, 2020 (not that he'd be hindered from voting, early and often, of course).

I would love for TMN to still be around when President Trump replaces Justice Ginsburg.  :-)  Man that would be great entertainment.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: FunkyZero on May 22, 2017, 02:26:20 PM
And in Bob's movie, they didn't play "The Ninth" over and over to poor Alex...it was the Andrews Sisters.

You know, I never understood the popularity of that move, it never clicked with me. I thought it was dumb as hell... unless is was the boob furniture. I just don't get it
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 02:29:57 PM
I would love for TMN to still be around when President Trump replaces Justice Ginsburg.  :-)  Man that would be great entertainment.

 :thumbs:  :thumbs: After replacing Justice Kennedy! :thumbs:  :thumbs: A 6-3 majority that would generally favor Constitutional limits on government would be SUH--Wheet!!!
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Mary Ann on May 22, 2017, 03:08:25 PM
I would love for TMN to still be around when President Trump replaces Justice Ginsburg.  :-)  Man that would be great entertainment.

My theory is that she's been dead for years, and what we see dozing off at the SOTU is just a Disney Animatronic robot. An occasional oil change and they will be able to keep her going for decades.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2017, 03:17:05 PM
At this point, Bob won't make it through the year.  The unfettered unhinged rage has consumed him.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 22, 2017, 03:19:34 PM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.

Not sure if you are re-purposing, but I award you the Winner of the Internet, pending the now-standard investigation into Russian (you darn kids) Meddling
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 22, 2017, 03:20:10 PM
At this point, Bob won't make it through the year.  The unfettered unhinged rage has consumed him.

From your lips to bob's ears.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2017, 03:22:22 PM
From your lips to bob's ears.

I wish him no ill will at all.  His posts are so over the top, we all enjoy laughing at him.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 03:38:44 PM
I wish him no ill will at all.  His posts are so over the top, we all enjoy laughing at him.

I was worried about his early DOTY-slump, worried that he would sink into silent, sullen depression. He still has a way to go to regain his 2016 form, and Buggee definitely is significant competition, but he could be in the running for a DOTY redux.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: wasp69 on May 22, 2017, 03:40:34 PM
At this point, Bob won't make it through the year.  The unfettered unhinged rage has consumed him.

Quite the poster boy for the democrat party:  Old, white, elitist, and frothing at the mouth.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
At this point, Bob won't make it through the year.  The unfettered unhinged rage has consumed him.

Can DOTY be awarded posthumously?
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 22, 2017, 03:53:30 PM
If we have some sort of TheMastersNemesis Memorial Award, maybe the trophy could be along these lines:


(http://www.hauntedstudios.com/prodimages/flying-finger_medium.jpg)


Adjusted to represent the appropriate extremity, of course.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: BattleHymn on May 22, 2017, 04:06:27 PM
Can DOTY be awarded posthumously?

I don't see why not.


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Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

Well Bob, I'm a state away, and willing to take up your offer.  I'll even let you get in the first couple of punches, gratis.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2017, 04:19:30 PM
Can DOTY be awarded posthumously?

I'll consult with Frank if that would happen.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Delmar on May 22, 2017, 05:30:59 PM
Well Bob, I'm a state away, and willing to take up your offer. I'll even let you get in the first couple of punches, gratis.

Screw that!

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/sweep-the-leg-guy-sweep-the-leg-no-mercy_zpstrynxtj2.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/sweep-the-leg-guy-sweep-the-leg-no-mercy_zpstrynxtj2.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Karin on May 22, 2017, 06:39:52 PM
Classic, Snugs.

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Response to luvMIdog (Reply #1)
Mon May 22, 2017, 10:02 AM
TheMastersNemesis (7,531 posts)
2. Hate To Say It But Waiting For A Stroke Out. Yet Pence Is Worse.

You'll be first, Bob.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 22, 2017, 07:11:13 PM
Screw that!

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/sweep-the-leg-guy-sweep-the-leg-no-mercy_zpstrynxtj2.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/sweep-the-leg-guy-sweep-the-leg-no-mercy_zpstrynxtj2.jpg.html)

A H5 for the reference! :rofl: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 22, 2017, 09:53:47 PM
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TheMastersNemesis (7,528 posts)

Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage.
You cannot seem to escape this shit storm. Even the mention of Trump or the word Republican causes rage. It feels worse with each passing day and are not even near the end of year one. Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

It is like being in a straight jacket in a room with someone screeching the chalk across an old blackboard. Even better it is like the scene in "Agent Orange" where your eyes are being held open and you are being forced to watch terrible things.

I would love put you out of your misery.  There will be no DNA to be found.

You will simply....


......

...vanish.

Deal?
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 22, 2017, 09:58:23 PM
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TheMastersNemesis (7,531 posts)
2. Hate To Say It But Waiting For A Stroke Out. Yet Pence Is Worse.

Classic, Snugs.

You'll be first, Bob.

Yeah, that's just absolutely hilarious.  PRESIDENT Trump just made untold mooslim 'tards fall in love with him.

...and he's gonna strike out?
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Adam Wood on May 23, 2017, 02:34:00 PM
If Bob were a coyote his leg would chew itself off to escape him.
PFAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on May 23, 2017, 06:18:51 PM
He has lost what little remained of his humanity; He's nothing now but a rabid, fuming, foam- at- the- mouth embodiment of pure, sheer hatred.
I too would give him less than a year before his rabid fury at long last gives him a fatal heart attack, stroke, or aneurysm, and he spends the rest of eternity shrieking and raving in miserable fury.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Charlespg on May 23, 2017, 06:35:47 PM
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    TheMastersNemesis (7,528 posts)

Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage.
You cannot seem to escape this shit storm. Even the mention of Trump or the word Republican causes rage. It feels worse with each passing day and are not even near the end of year one. Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

It is like being in a straight jacket in a room with someone screeching the chalk across an old blackboard. Even better it is like the scene in "Agent Orange" where your eyes are being held open and you are being forced to watch terrible things.   
News at 11 police shoot deranged liberal loon
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 23, 2017, 09:42:13 PM
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TheMastersNemesis (7,528 posts)

Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage.
You cannot seem to escape this shit storm. Even the mention of Trump or the word Republican causes rage. It feels worse with each passing day and are not even near the end of year one. Even the voice of the ORANGE PIG makes you want to pound your head against the wall.

It is like being in a straight jacket in a room with someone screeching the chalk across an old blackboard. Even better it is like the scene in "Agent Orange" where your eyes are being held open and you are being forced to watch terrible things.

Sure. Just keep deluding yourself.  :mental:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: jukin on May 24, 2017, 02:52:16 PM
Hey Hopalong, you are NOT controlling the rage.
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2017, 04:10:52 PM
Geez . . . You'd think that, with all of the 'mortification' going on, he'd be two weeks in the grave already . . . ::) :banghead: :rant:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: SVPete on May 24, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Geez . . . You'd think that, with all of the 'mortification' going on, he'd be two weeks in the grave already . . . ::) :banghead: :rant:

Both feet in it? :rimshot:  :bolt:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2017, 04:45:01 PM
Both feet in it? :rimshot:  :bolt:

At least one is . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Every Day Is Just So Mortifying W/No Escape. Hard To Control The God Damned Rage
Post by: franksolich on May 24, 2017, 05:05:53 PM
At least one is . . . :whistling:

The primitive needs to read the Drudge Report for a pick-me-upper, something to make him more positive about things.

TRUMP APPROVAL POPS TO 48%
SUCCEEDS WHERE OBAMA FAILED
POLITICAL ANXIETY FADES