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Title: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: dutch508 on May 15, 2017, 09:52:50 PM
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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,936 posts) https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029069134

Tether that chicken, mother****ers!

That's right...time was on this very board, that even *mentioning* Russia's involvement in the coup was derided.

Now that' it's crystal ****ing clear...TETHER THAT CHICKEN around their necks. They will squirm. They will hate it. They will want *any* kind of distance...

*nope*

Never let them forget. Never let the businesses you know in your area that supported this, and your rowdy old uncle, neighbor, FB frenemy, etc. forget that they are ****ing TRAITORS. I am not kidding. Stand your ground. Shove their support of this in their faces, lest they repeat this shit again.

Tether that chicken, mother****ers!

 :yawn:

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Leghorn21 (1,155 posts)
1. Oh hell yeah, Lady. No turning back now. There's a Latin phrase that says, "The time is upon us,

the die is cast".

Obviously, I don't know any Latin, but this thing is ON. And tightly, irrevocably, duct-taped tethered.

Which is when Caesar famously said this before he and his legions crossed the Rubicon- breaking Roman law and ending in his appointment at dictator for life.

Yeah, I can see the DUmpmonkiez trying to overthrow Rome.

and failing.

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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,936 posts)
3. I want *wire* tethered. They did something unimaginable. nt

You are a complete loon.   :loser:
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 15, 2017, 09:58:53 PM
Fine...........

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jck.gif)

I give.


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Leghorn21 (1,155 posts)
1. Oh hell yeah, Lady. No turning back now. There's a Latin phrase that says, "The time is upon us,

the die is cast".

Obviously, I don't know any Latin, but this thing is ON. And tightly, irrevocably, duct-taped tethered.

4 is really not an IQ that is to be aspired to.

Fvcking retard.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 15, 2017, 10:03:14 PM
You illiterate skrag...

It's not a chicken, it's an albatross from "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"!

Obviously none of your fellow dipshits know enough literature or can decipher what you're saying enough to correct you.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: Big Dog on May 15, 2017, 11:43:32 PM
You illiterate skrag...

It's not a chicken, it's an albatross from "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"!

Obviously none of your fellow dipshits know enough literature or can decipher what you're saying enough to correct you.

You did better than I did. I tried to figure out what chickens on tethers had to do with anything, couldn't decipher it at all, and never thought of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: BamaMoose on May 16, 2017, 12:13:02 AM
She is attempting to push the urban myth that you can break a dog from killing chickens by tying a dead chicken around the chicken-killing dog's neck.  Like everything else she posts, this is complete BS.  She probably also believes cow-tipping is a real thing.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: FlaGator on May 16, 2017, 06:22:41 AM
"Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Macbeth
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 16, 2017, 06:49:25 AM
All this talk of chickens is making me hungry. Maybe we can send her some delicious, freshly tethered
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Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: BadCat on May 16, 2017, 07:17:56 AM
[youtube]https://youtu.be/fVO65I50RB8[/youtube]
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: SVPete on May 16, 2017, 07:44:26 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt81gzIAt18[/youtube]
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 16, 2017, 11:11:15 AM
You illiterate skrag...

It's not a chicken, it's an albatross from "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"!

Obviously none of your fellow dipshits know enough literature or can decipher what you're saying enough to correct you.

that was a great Iron Maiden song.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: Big Dog on May 16, 2017, 03:10:45 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt81gzIAt18[/youtube]

 :lmao:
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 16, 2017, 05:01:39 PM
"Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Macbeth

Act V Scene 5 -- starts with "Tomorrow, Tomorrow and Tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day."

I used it for my final exam in HS drama. 

Note: It is considered to be VERY bad luck to speak that soliloquy backstage. 
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 16, 2017, 06:45:59 PM
Just an observation here....

She uses the F and MF word quite a bit.  One wonders if this is a result of the symptom of her not getting... hmmm how to be polite here....  shall we say regularly satisfied?  :whistling:
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 16, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
Just an observation here....

She uses the F and MF word quite a bit.  One wonders if this is a result of the symptom of her not getting... hmmm how to be polite here....  shall we say regularly satisfied?  :whistling:

As Rush has pointed out frequently -- feminism was created so that ugly women could have some sort of say in society.

And by and large continues to be dominated by them uglies.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: SVPete on May 16, 2017, 07:26:07 PM
As Rush has pointed out frequently -- feminism was created so that ugly women could have some sort of say in society.

And by and large continues to be dominated by them uglies.
If the pic posted by Tess is of Buggee, she isn't too hard on the eyes. Her ugly is from the inside out, and it's a raging self-sustaining flood.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 16, 2017, 07:42:16 PM
If the pic posted by Tess is of Buggee, she isn't too hard on the eyes. Her ugly is from the inside out, and it's a raging self-sustaining flood.

True, but there are no doubt excellent reasons as to why she's on her own mid-life, shouts her rage to an uncaring world at Volume 11, and was desperate to stay a dependent on her deceased parent's pension.  She might not need a bag over her head, but any guy who dipped it in that would need one so she wouldn't recognize his face later.  A ball gag would be pretty useful too.
Title: Re: LdB: Chicken****ers!
Post by: SVPete on May 16, 2017, 07:56:09 PM
True, but there are no doubt excellent reasons as to why she's on her own mid-life, shouts her rage to an uncaring world at Volume 11, and was desperate to stay a dependent on her deceased parent's pension.  She might not need a bag over her head, but any guy who dipped it in that would need one so she wouldn't recognize his face later.  A ball gag would be pretty useful too.

Possibly. Then too, she's getting to be in the hot-flashes stage of life. That said, she apparently was dependent on her late father, and if not physically disabled (which I don't think she is), well, maybe she's evidencing the other alternative.

Not that understanding the causes of her @#$%^hood changes what she is.