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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on August 13, 2008, 10:23:20 AM
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Bleachers7 (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-13-08 03:17 PM
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In memory of Tyler Durden
Edited on Wed Aug-13-08 03:18 PM by Bleachers7
Tyler Durden is a dead cockroach. He is responsible for several legendary DU threads. His most famous was "Call Congress. RIGHT ****ING NOW." http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
That post will be part of the DU zeitgeist forever.
Another legendary post from Tyler Durden was after the socialists took over Spain. He predicted that if the Socialists won, freepers would call for boycott of Taco Bell. His prediction was hilariously correct.
In recent times, Tyler grew angry and paranoid. He declared himself a socialist that didn't trust any major politicians. He would start threads saying "this is not an attack on Obama" and then he would attack Obama.
Tyler has a great history on DU and I am somewhat sad to see him go. I'm sure he'll be back. Unfortunately Robert Paulsen is already taken.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6628840
Man, Tyler has gotten booted from some pretty exclusive clubs: first the working world, and now DU.
WHat did he do?
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Man, Tyler has gotten booted from some pretty exclusive clubs: first the working world, and now DU.
WHat did he do?
The burdened primitive, while not being especially thrilled about the worthier candidate for the Democrat nomination for the presidency, was, uh, sort of anti-Barry "Goldwater" Obama.
Recently the burdened primitive said yes, he was voting for the Democrat nominee, but not happily--but that he was voting for Barry "Goldwater" Obama.
Apparently that wasn't enough of a concession for the Obamaite primitives.
However, I suspect there was something else going on; the burdened primitive the past couple of years has gotten softer and softer in the head, and probably made some silly missteps here and there, contributing to his mausoleuming.
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Man, Tyler has gotten booted from some pretty exclusive clubs: first the working world, and now DU.
WHat did he do?
The burdened primitive, while not being especially thrilled about the worthier candidate for the Democrat nomination for the presidency, was, uh, sort of anti-Barry "Goldwater" Obama.
Recently the burdened primitive said yes, he was voting for the Democrat nominee, but not happily--but that he was voting for Barry "Goldwater" Obama.
Apparently that wasn't enough of a concession for the Obamaite primitives.
However, I suspect there was something else going on; the burdened primitive the past couple of years has gotten softer and softer in the head, and probably made some silly missteps here and there, contributing to his mausoleuming.
See my new sig. When are the Obamatons going to start wearing burkas?
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I went over to Big Jerry's salon to see if his customers had anything to say; usually they do, when a primitive of prominence gets mausoleumed by my fellow alum Skins.
Apparently they haven't wakened up out there in California yet.
But I'm confident they'll have something to say.
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It seems that Skins had his mods extinguish the bonfire.
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Damn! Another source of DUmp comedy and self-induced angst gone!
I took great pleasure in watching that asshat tie himself into knots and running around with hair on fire over crap he had no ability to control or change.
Sigh....
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He was making them look bad. If the 'rats true beliefs got out, it hurts Obama's chances, so the primitives ritually sacrificed one of their own.
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Awwww, too bad...
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/1002/dugravech5.jpg)
heh
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Awwww, too bad...
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/1002/dugravech5.jpg)
heh
Excellent. :lmao:
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Oh well, another primitive will fill his shoes. Won't be hard.
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Ah, man. He was one of my favorite whackos.
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Ah, man. He was one of my favorite whackos.
One of mine too, although towards the end the burdened primitive was getting rather squishy.
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freepers would call for boycott of Taco Bell. His prediction was hilariously correct.
Just curious, but when did this call for the boycott of Taco Bell go out? And why was I once more not informed?