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Title: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: CC27 on May 02, 2017, 03:15:07 PM
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bagelsforbreakfast (312 posts)

Should there be a test given candidates running for President?


Perhaps given before the first debate they participate in on TV?

Like the GRE or SATs?

Unfortunately, I'd imagine even Bush could have passed one.

But TRUMP? No way! I think it would have saved us!!!

Or get them in a tournament with Alex Trebek -- Would love to see Trump on Jeopardy! "American History for $20, Alex"   "Sorry, Donald, the war between the states was North vs. South, not East vs. SOUTHWEST."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029006505

I will take mole posts for $20 Alex.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: SVPete on May 02, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
Round 'n' round they go

On the Carousel of Stupid.

Grasping for rings they think brass

But e'er find they hold smoke 'n' crap.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: thundley4 on May 02, 2017, 04:07:41 PM
More important than testing presidential candidates, would be testing the voters. We can be sure that another democrat would never be elected.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 02, 2017, 04:13:00 PM
It's what's best for all 57 states.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: Big Dog on May 02, 2017, 04:14:47 PM
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bagelsforbreakfast (312 posts)

Should there be a test given candidates running for President?

What does the Constitution say, DUmbshit?

There's your answer.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: jukin on May 02, 2017, 04:51:42 PM
I would LOVE that!! Obama would never have been president. Imagine eight years of destruction having never happened.

To LUrking DUches, the reason Obama sealed his college transcripts are twofold.
1. He did poorly.
2. He lied and got in on a foreign student special pass.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 02, 2017, 05:04:45 PM
Their idea of a test:

Question 1: Are you a democrat?

a) Yes
b) No

If you chose 'b', then you're disqualified for not only running for president, but from voting for one, commenting on our next glorious democrat fuhr leader, owning a gun, owning property, buying or selling products of any kind, practicing your religion, or living.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: USA4ME on May 03, 2017, 12:48:13 PM
Their idea of a test:

Question 1: Are you a democrat?

a) Yes
b) No

If you chose 'b', then you're disqualified for not only running for president, but from voting for one, commenting on our next glorious democrat fuhr leader, owning a gun, owning property, buying or selling products of any kind, practicing your religion, or living.

Good question!

Or I could go with "Are you to the left of Ronald Reagan?"

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Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 03, 2017, 03:21:44 PM
There is a test and the final exam is on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: franksolich on May 03, 2017, 06:06:32 PM
There is a test and the final exam is on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

I think my fellow alum Skins should impose an intelligence test on those seeking admission onto Skins's island.

Given the general mental retardedness of the primitives, it might help increase the quality of debate over there.
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: SVPete on May 03, 2017, 06:56:03 PM
I think my fellow alum Skins should impose an intelligence test on those seeking admission onto Skins's island.

Given the general mental retardedness of the primitives, it might help increase the quality of debate over there.

Maybe there is such a test, and it screens out the occasional Lib/Prog of decent intelligence. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Should there be a test given candidates running for President?
Post by: Adam Wood on May 05, 2017, 03:54:22 AM
There is a test and the final exam is on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
Beat me to it.

Question #1: Are you 35 years of age or older?
Question #2: Have you lived in the United States for at least fourteen consecutive years?
Question #3 (This is a tricky one): Were you born in the United States, or were you born to parents who were United States citizens?


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