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Title: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: dane on April 30, 2017, 12:37:31 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/11516856#post29
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retrowire (9,772 posts)
... I'm uhh... Feeling a crash coming on today.
Bad.
This is bad.
Dummy suggests take the dogs for a walk
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irisblue (7,951 posts)
4. Can you take your puppers outside for fresh air? We're here for you
That would be a plan, if he were in the basement like most of them are, but
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retrowire (9,772 posts)
9. I'm at work thank you though. :( Nt
Dozens of responses here, and nary a one asks why he's playing on DU rather than working - maybe because all DUmmies who have jobs don't really work at them.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: Bad Dog on April 30, 2017, 12:40:39 PM
Good thing I read the post, I was ready to pull every thing out of the stock market.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2017, 12:49:32 PM
Oh now, this is so drama-queenish, and the retrowire primitive's one of the biggest drama queens on Skins's island.

He needs to be ashamed of himself, he who's known more Poverty and Want (something nearly out of Grapes of Wrath) than nearly all the other primitives, including the rhythmic one who's always begging on gofundme.  Those lessons in destitution are meant to fortify one, to strengthen one, not to make one a helpless wimp.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 30, 2017, 07:20:41 PM
Good thing I read the post, I was ready to pull every thing out of the stock market.

Because we all know that DUmmies are super geniuses at the stock market and economics.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: franksolich on April 30, 2017, 09:33:02 PM
Good thing I read the post, I was ready to pull every thing out of the stock market.

But I think the retrowire primitive's referring to a personal mental crash, him going berserk or something and wrecking things.

That's exactly how he explained it on other threads.  He loses it, apparently.

He's got to grow up and get mellow about things.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 01, 2017, 04:11:35 PM
Yeah, dummy "retrowire" seems to be in perpetual emotional turmoil - he has had a rough life so far, I think he's the one that found his father dead in the house of a heart attack when retro was about 15.

He has just told the other DUmmies that he has started a live vegan travel blog  :rotf::

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018946607

direct link to the blog: http://thevvb.blogspot.com/ (pics)

it's a hilarious read
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: SVPete on May 01, 2017, 05:42:00 PM
Unless he knows what he's doing - there's at least one amino acid that is difficult to get without some animal-sourced food - being a vegan will not be healthy for him, and may not be great for his mental state.

:o (If an unhinged person becomes unhinged, does that mean they've become hinged?) :o
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 01, 2017, 05:52:28 PM
If you're mentally ill and posting on DU for your therapy, you might as well hang it up and turn yourself in to the Sunnyvale Rest Home.  If they give you any crap, just start spouting some of the homicidal rage rants from DU, they'll let you in.
Title: Re: Retrowire feeling 'crash' coming on
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on May 01, 2017, 07:11:52 PM
>Feeling a crash coming on today.

That's when I put on the leathers, helmet, gloves and grit.  This dummy should just get naked and head for the rubber room.