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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Linda on April 28, 2017, 10:45:39 AM
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Breaking: Hazmat On Scene Where College Student May Have Been Exposed To Opposing Worldview
BERKELEY, CA—The University of California, Berkeley campus has been evacuated and a hazardous materials team has quarantined the specific location where a college student may have been exposed to a worldview different from her own early Thursday.
According to firsthand accounts, local freshman Cindi Atherton may have come into contact with a non-progressive opinion when she overheard another yet unidentified student espouse a center-right ideal on a social issue. She then collapsed to the ground, yelling for help.
“I didn’t realize what was happening until it was too late. I heard everything,” an emotional Atherton said as she was checked into a local hospital quarantine unit. “Please send positive aura and universal thoughts of healing my way.”
The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has become involved and is encouraging caution across the nation’s college campuses.
“We advise all college students nationwide to retreat to official campus safe spaces until authorities manage to locate and eliminate the source of this toxic opinion,” CDC director Thomas R. Frieden said in a statement. “If you or a loved one has been exposed, please call our hotline immediately so health experts can tend to you and a hazmat crew can work to contain and eliminate the threat.”
http://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hazmat-scene-college-student-may-exposed-opposing-worldview/
Man I wish I was talented enough to write like these guys do. The above is fiction but the article below is true....
Too bad these liberals can't see how absolutely ridiculous they look to everyone else.
http://www.dailywire.com/news/15830/yale-students-hold-hunger-strike-involves-them-hank-berrien
Yale Students Hold Hunger Strike That Involves Them Eating. Because They're Stupid.
On Tuesday, members of a Yale graduate student union, showing their grit and mettle, began a hunger strike outside of the university president’s home to force the university to start collective bargaining.
That profile in courage was marred by one tiny detail: if a student got hungry, he or she was permitted to leave to get something to eat. Check out the underlined sentence in the group’s pamphlet:
Update: the Yale grad student union is holding a *symbolic* hunger strike (they eat when hungry) Still inspirational http://yaledailynews.com/blog/2017/04/26/local-33-members-begin-hunger-strike/ …
11:59 AM - 26 Apr 2017
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Yale Students Hold Hunger Strike That Involves Them Eating. Because They're Stupid.
Cindy Sheehan had the same kind of hunger strike...useless.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
KC
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Only problem is, we're talking about liberals here. What might be a joke now will likely end up as prophecy in about 10 years.
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Only problem is, we're talking about liberals here. What might be a joke now will likely end up as prophecy in about 10 years.
I know.
I can still remember long ago in like the late 90's/ early 2000's, when all those lawsuits were filed against the tobacco companies. As my family was talking about them, my dad said, "Just wait, next they'll be filing lawsuits against the alcohol companies." I felt like injecting some humor into the situation, so I laughingly said, "No, no, no: Next, some fat people will probably sue McDonald's because they didn't know eating their food would make them fat!"
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... I felt like injecting some humor into the situation, so I laughingly said, "No, no, no: Next, some fat people will probably sue McDonald's because they didn't know eating their food would make them fat!"
And along came the crockumentary, "Super Size Me".
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More liberal lunacy...
College Students Blame Trump For Policies Until They Find Out It Was Obama; Watch Their Faces!
https://youtu.be/C7x7UPsttTY
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
The scary fact is that is true.
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And along came the crockumentary, "Super Size Me".
They should have mashed that and "Blackfish" and titled it "Supersize my Fillet-O-Fish."
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More liberal lunacy...
College Students Blame Trump For Policies Until They Find Out It Was Obama; Watch Their Faces!
https://youtu.be/C7x7UPsttTY
Rip-off!
Only the first set of students' reactions shown at the end and only for a second or so.