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Title: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Rockntractor on April 27, 2017, 01:52:32 PM

This looks awfully suspicious, known rabbit hater and Simon found dead at O'Hare? This could be big!
If someone has already posted their suspicions give me a link.

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 27, 2017, 06:19:06 PM

Quote from: Rockntractor on April 27, 2017, 01:52:32 PM

This looks awfully suspicious, known rabbit hater and Simon found dead at O'Hare? This could be big!
If someone has already posted their suspicions give me a link.

He may have put a contract out on the big lagomorph. :o

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Rockntractor on April 27, 2017, 06:37:50 PM

I suspect fowl play, they should search the crime scene for pinfeathers and if they find them he's going down! :rant:

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 27, 2017, 09:16:13 PM

The rabbit was intending to de-pressurize the airplane to kill humans. Of course that failed.

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Rockntractor on April 27, 2017, 10:14:54 PM

I knew you had a three-toed foot in this!

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Rockntractor on April 27, 2017, 10:33:34 PM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHP49lJEkiM[/youtube]

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: VelvetElvis on April 28, 2017, 06:46:26 AM

Giant Bunny Simon Status: Pterminated!!!!

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: SVPete on April 28, 2017, 07:53:55 AM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDcWAWRRHo[/youtube]

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 28, 2017, 09:26:59 PM

Quote from: VelvetElvis on April 28, 2017, 06:46:26 AM

Giant Bunny Simon Status: Pterminated!!!!

Giant Sodomite Rabbit Simon went straight to Hell like all rabbits, gyrfalcons, golden eagles, crows, ravens, ermines, martens sea gulls, and monkeys are.  :yahoo:

Title: Re: Did Ptarmigan kill Simon the giant rabbit?
Post by: Rockntractor on April 30, 2017, 08:33:58 PM

Who put bun in the oven?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3450829/united-airlines-bunny-cremated-without-consent/
It's always the cover-up that gets them!