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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on April 25, 2017, 08:47:25 AM
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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,616 posts)
Who do we call to get an Independent Prosecutor?
The dude who replaced Nunes is a ****ing Chump operative too.
Calling *his* office isn't going to help.
What do we do?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028975524
You need a rubber room bitch.
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1-800-DON-TRUMP
Kangaroo Courts R Us went out of business in January, 2017.
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Oh good Glory greetings Miss Laydeebuttplug,
I am Nkomo Haradje, international Prosecutor General and perhaps word of my work may have reached you of my excellent successes in seeing hundreds of Nigerian War Criminals marched in the frog way to the Stripey Hole. I greet and salute your dedication to Great Justice and having recently escaped from a most injusticeful Court of Kangaroos in central Africa I find myself able to take this case. All you need do is wire a certain necessary advance for travel money and certain legal fees to me at the address below....
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The Justice Brothers?
Gloria Allred?
You just need to supply the cash. And maybe the camera.
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What do we do?
Do something!!
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Where is TMN? Has he gone boring? Is he off searching for the concentration camps he predicted and knows must be around somewhere? Is he resting on his DOTY laurels? Is he ceding his DOTY crown to Crayzee Buggee Laydee?
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He posted a short, rather dull, rant yesterday. Only four DUmmies replied, each reply less noteworthy than the previous.
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He posted a short, rather dull, rant yesterday. Only four DUmmies replied, each reply less noteworthy than the previous.
Maybe he's exhausted from last year's DOTY Marathon.
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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,616 posts)
Who do we call to get an Independent Prosecutor?
This sounds like a job for... laserhaas, DU's Private Attorney General!
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Perhaps DU will entertain us with a mock impeachment hearing.
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Perhaps DU will entertain us with a mock impeachment hearing.
Didn't John Conyers hold one of those during the W years? I cannot remember what impeachable offense they were holding them for though. Maybe the Scooter Libby thing.
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This sounds like a job for... laserhaas, DU's Private Attorney General!
That was who came to mind when I read it, too. Shouldn't be a big jump from erasing Romney's name and penciling in Trump on his same worthless documents.
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Thank you ladyinsect!
That was short, insane, and uninformed but bigley schadenboner inducing.
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Thank you ladyinsect!
That was short, insane, and uninformed but bigley schadenboner inducing.
You do realize that, with all of the schadenboner talk, Lucasfilm is going to have to write Star Wars X: Clash Of The Schadenboners, don't you? :whistling: :fuelfire:
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You do realize that, with all of the schadenboner talk, Lucasfilm is going to have to write Star Wars X: Clash Of The Schadenboners, don't you? :whistling: :fuelfire:
Since we're living Revenge of the Schadenboners right now, that sounds like documentary material.
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You do realize that, with all of the schadenboner talk, Lucasfilm is going to have to write Star Wars X: Clash Of The Schadenboners, don't you? :whistling: :fuelfire:
We're gonna need a bigger galaxy.
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You do realize that, with all of the schadenboner talk, Lucasfilm is going to have to write Star Wars X: Clash Of The Schadenboners, don't you? :whistling: :fuelfire:
My schadenboner has a schadenboner. Could be the theme when my two schadenboners fight in the last scene.
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My schadenboner has a schadenboner. Could be the theme when my two schadenboners fight in the last scene.
"Come to the Dark Side, Luke . . ." :whistling: :zap:
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Kind of concerned about all this sword fighting talk
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My schadenboner has a schadenboner. Could be the theme when my two schadenboners fight in the last scene.
Is your schadenboner also your father? :tongue:
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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,616 posts)
Who do we call to get an Independent Prosecutor?
The dude who replaced Nunes is a ****ing Chump operative too.
Calling *his* office isn't going to help.
What do we do?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028975524
How about a call to the local asylum .They can send over some nice men in white coats and give you a fancy jacket with straps and buckles .....Oh wait I forgot liberal do gooders closed the asylums .,its why lunatics like you are out and about and being allowed to vote
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How about a call to the local asylum .They can send over some nice men in white coats and give you a fancy jacket with straps and buckles .....Oh wait I forgot liberal do gooders closed the asylums .,its why lunatics like you are out and about and being allowed to vote
So she shouldn't call Napoleon XIV?
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Star Member LaydeeBug (9,616 posts)
Who do we call to get an Independent Prosecutor?
The dude who replaced Nunes is a ****ing Chump operative too.
Calling *his* office isn't going to help.
What do we do?
Well Batshit Crazy Beetle...BCB for short... here is the way I look at it. You are peaking waaay too early for DOTY. Got to be a little steady here, and you are doing that, but you got to save some of your really insane rants for around November.
Just my advice, take it, don't take it, don't matter to me.
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Is your schadenboner also your father? :tongue:
Well, actually my schadenboner's schadenboner (I'll now be referring to this schadenboner as my "grandschadenboner") is my grandfather.
Now you may wonder how this happened. I'll tell you, my first scheadenboner, after becoming sentient, used my time machine designs I used to go back and have orgies with Misses Welsh, Eden, Montgomery, Fawcett, Maryanne, 99, Endora (YEAH.. Endora, she knew things) .... and used it to send my grandschadenboner back to conceive my father. Don't ask me about the math on this, just trust. The bottom line is that I am caught up in a schadenboner time loop (2009-2016 not included).
Imagine if you will caught in a wagon wheel of time with your schadenboners. What would you say to the schadenboner behind you, in front, are you a schadenboner but don't knower. Is your schadenboner a "shower" or a "grower"? it gets a little complicated after this but rest assured and bathe in the soft, sweet, goodness of knowing Hillary Clinton will never be president. Whether you shower, grower, or knower, that right there is a pretty good feeling.
* The term schadenboner was used at the same frequency of the terms I, me, or mine in the typical speech or long winded answer to a planted reporter in the WHPP by King Barak "Shit Midas" Obama.
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That was who came to mind when I read it, too. Shouldn't be a big jump from erasing Romney's name and penciling in Trump on his same worthless documents.
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:cheersmate:
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Well, actually my schadenboner's schadenboner (I'll now be referring to this schadenboner as my "grandschadenboner") is my grandfather.
Now you may wonder how this happened. I'll tell you, my first scheadenboner, after becoming sentient, used my time machine designs I used to go back and have orgies with Misses Welsh, Eden, Montgomery, Fawcett, Maryanne, 99, Endora (YEAH.. Endora, she knew things) .... and used it to send my grandschadenboner back to conceive my father. Don't ask me about the math on this, just trust. The bottom line is that I am caught up in a schadenboner time loop (2009-2016 not included).
Imagine if you will caught in a wagon wheel of time with your schadenboners. What would you say to the schadenboner behind you, in front, are you a schadenboner but don't knower. Is your schadenboner a "shower" or a "grower"? it gets a little complicated after this but rest assured and bathe in the soft, sweet, goodness of knowing Hillary Clinton will never be president. Whether you shower, grower, or knower, that right there is a pretty good feeling.
* The term schadenboner was used at the same frequency of the terms I, me, or mine in the typical speech or long winded answer to a planted reporter in the WHPP by King Barak "Shit Midas" Obama.
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Well, actually my schadenboner's schadenboner (I'll now be referring to this schadenboner as my "grandschadenboner") is my grandfather.
Now you may wonder how this happened. I'll tell you, my first scheadenboner, after becoming sentient, used my time machine designs I used to go back and have orgies with Misses Welsh, Eden, Montgomery, Fawcett, Maryanne, 99, Endora (YEAH.. Endora, she knew things) .... and used it to send my grandschadenboner back to conceive my father. Don't ask me about the math on this, just trust. The bottom line is that I am caught up in a schadenboner time loop (2009-2016 not included).
Imagine if you will caught in a wagon wheel of time with your schadenboners. What would you say to the schadenboner behind you, in front, are you a schadenboner but don't knower. Is your schadenboner a "shower" or a "grower"? it gets a little complicated after this but rest assured and bathe in the soft, sweet, goodness of knowing Hillary Clinton will never be president. Whether you shower, grower, or knower, that right there is a pretty good feeling.
* The term schadenboner was used at the same frequency of the terms I, me, or mine in the typical speech or long winded answer to a planted reporter in the WHPP by King Barak "Shit Midas" Obama.
Now that is some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey-stuff.