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Title: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2017, 10:37:51 AM
This is fun. I'm not quoting the posts that point fingers at Newbies...at DU, all newbies are trolls.
But now. all their bickering and squabbling are the fault of Russians!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028955704
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TheDebbieDee (9,935 posts)

I believe that Russian trolls are STILL TROLLING
Left-leaning and progressive forums like this one. Would you agree?

The trolls don't quit trolling! Even NOW the trolls are working to faction us progressives and Dems by continuing to introduce provocative threads and subject matter.

BEWARE! The TROLLS are still working to pull the strings - DON'T LET THEM PULL YOUR STRING!
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L. Coyote (37,997 posts)
4. The Republican Trolls are now trying to push a Dem - Progressive shift.

As if we are not all Democrats.

These are Republican trolls, working on the Republican agenda, even if the Rs outsource their trolls to other countries to get more troll per buck with their Russian mob laundered money.
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Star Member Raster (16,664 posts)
6. Yes!!! Now that the stuff is hitting the fan, the trolls are cranking out as...

...much superfluous shit as possible to confound and confuse. If they get us chasing OUR tails, we won't be chasing theirs!
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Star Member Siwsan (6,762 posts)
9. I think I got a "friend request" from one, on Facebook!

The first and last names were very Anglo but his profile photo showed him in front of a media back drop that was all in Cyrillic script.

Call me suspicious but I didn't accept the request.
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16. Are you referring to Russian citizens, ethnic Russians, or something else?

I get the "troll" part. I imagine Russian means either a nationality or ethnicity.
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TheDebbieDee (9,935 posts)
20. I am referring to the TROLLS employed by Putin

To disrupt and faction progressive forums and spread propaganda to benefit Russia...
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Star Member Sunlei (17,838 posts)
24. yup, they've always been here. After all DU is ranked #1 forum for Ds. & has breaking news limits

breaking news limits that fits well with a propaganda campaign that counts on 'headline only readers' who don't have to be logged in to read.
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retrowire (9,568 posts)
26. We need a plan. We need action.

Because it's clear to me that the divisive tactics are working.
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VOX (17,095 posts)
29. Without question! Dividing and pitting us against ourselves.

That's the Russian m.o. in a nutshell.


Create friction, disharmony, infighting; seek out differences, then foment division and a widening of the rift, thus turning a once-unified group against itself and, in the end, weakening and destroying it.

It's infuriating, dispiriting, and it's very effective.

On edit: Upthread, I see some DUers have observed these tactics elsewhere. I also have witnessed this in reader comments on the Washington Post, New York Times and Huffington Post. Sometimes there's a giveaway, like an awkward turn of phrase or just a generic divisive comment (like a template) that could be dropped into any context. It all sounds a bit paranoid at first, but after this very real phenomenon came to light, not so much.
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Sculpin Beauregard (343 posts)
38. Yes, there should be a notice warning people!!
:panic: :panic: :panic:
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Ilsa (43,058 posts)
45. Absolutely. They can't let us pull ourselves together

to overthrow the dictator in the oval office
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Star Member red dog 1 (5,743 posts)
60. The Russian trolls may have cost Hillary Clinton the election...and they ARE STILL TROLLING!

(From HuffPo article, March 31, 2017"
"1,000 Paid Russian Trolls Spread Fake News On Hillary Clinton, Senate Intelligence Heads Told"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/russian-trolls-fake-news_us_58dde6bae4b08194e3b8d5c4

Also,
"Russia Hired 1,000 People To Create Anti-Clinton 'Fake News' in Key States Trump Won"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141742944
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pecosbob (93 posts)
71. A good rule of thumb

Neither Mr. Sanders nor Ms. Clinton will be running for president again. If someone posts a thread talking about either of them, they are a provacateur and should be firewalled.
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Star Member Stinky The Clown (56,202 posts)
89. ABSOLUTELY

And here on DU they are out in droves. I have been here since 2004 and it is WAY different of late. I often think it is the old saw about the inmates running the jail.
I believe in Russians! I do. I do, I do!
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: SVPete on April 21, 2017, 10:47:10 AM
Their delusions of significance never cease to amaze me. They aren't even very significant in the Lib/Prog world - not compared to MMfA or TP.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: AzJames73 on April 21, 2017, 11:24:32 AM
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Siwsan (6,762 posts)
9. I think I got a "friend request" from one, on Facebook!

The first and last names were very Anglo but his profile photo showed him in front of a media back drop that was all in Cyrillic script.

Call me suspicious but I didn't accept the request.

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TheDebbieDee (9,937 posts)
10. Accept his request and counter-TROLL him!

Turn him and make him one of ours!



"He will join us or die my master"

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Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 21, 2017, 12:03:04 PM
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L. Coyote (37,997 posts)
4. The Republican Trolls are now trying to push a Dem - Progressive shift.

As if we are not all Democrats.

These are Republican trolls, working on the Republican agenda, even if the Rs outsource their trolls to other countries to get more troll per buck with their Russian mob laundered money.

That reminds me -- was anyone else's check late this month?  I sent a standard Связь-47 to the Politburo and they promised me Vlad would get back to me personally.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: FlaGator on April 21, 2017, 12:08:27 PM
Putin doesn't know that DU even exists.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: BattleHymn on April 21, 2017, 12:15:39 PM
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Star Member Siwsan (6,762 posts)
9. I think I got a "friend request" from one, on Facebook!

The first and last names were very Anglo but his profile photo showed him in front of a media back drop that was all in Cyrillic script.

Call me suspicious but I didn't accept the request.

RACIST ASSHOLE.  How DARE you try to profile someone. 
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 21, 2017, 12:23:23 PM
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TheDebbieDee (9,937 posts)
10. Accept his request and counter-TROLL him!

Turn him and make him one of ours!

 :o   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: USA4ME on April 21, 2017, 12:37:15 PM
If I were a Russian troll on a lib website, the one thing I would definitely do would be to start a thread about how there are Russian trolls trying to influence the direction of Dems/libs/progs.

Just sayin'.

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Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 21, 2017, 12:39:16 PM
If there were any enterprising DUmmies capable of seeing the sinking ship they are on, they would take Putin's money and troll their fellow DUmmies.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 21, 2017, 12:52:46 PM
$kinner took money from Hillary and let her paid trolls on to promote her. Is it too far of a stretch to think he is also being paid to let some other trolls onto DU?   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Undies on April 21, 2017, 12:57:11 PM
They told me I would get paid in rubies.  I haven't received one stinkin ruby.  I'm quitting.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: ADsOutburst on April 21, 2017, 01:07:50 PM
They told me I would get paid in rubies.  I haven't received one stinkin ruby.  I'm quitting.
They told me I would be paid in rubble. So far, I've received not a speck of drywall, concrete, or wood splinters. I want my lawyer.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 21, 2017, 02:15:31 PM
Gdyeh?  Ya nyeh viedyeh 'Russkii trollskii.'

 :whistling:

Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: SVPete on April 21, 2017, 02:16:46 PM
They told me I would get paid in rubies.  I haven't received one stinkin ruby.  I'm quitting.

You forgot to specify whether you wanted your Rubys to be blonde, brunette, or redhead. :bolt:
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: 67 Rover on April 21, 2017, 03:12:45 PM
You forgot to specify whether you wanted your Rubys to be blonde, brunette, or redhead. :bolt:

Redhead because I am a glutton for punishment.  :-)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 21, 2017, 03:28:18 PM
They told me I would be paid in rubble. So far, I've received not a speck of drywall, concrete, or wood splinters. I want my lawyer.

Here ya go:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1599646724/Barney_Rubble.jpg)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 21, 2017, 03:42:14 PM
Redhead because I am a glutton for punishment.  :-)
You should google "what should I do if I'm bitten by a ginger" very informative stuff

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Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 21, 2017, 04:08:26 PM
You should google "what should I do if I'm bitten by a ginger" very informative stuff

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

OK. You pricked my interest. challenge accepted.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ginger%20Bite
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Ginger Bite
This is one of the most traumatizing experiences a person could ever go through. A ginger bite or GB occurs when gingers attack. Gingers are redheads with freckles and pale skin. Generally speaking, gingers keep to themselves because there arent many more of their kind left. Now, the first question you ask is what ignites an attack? Gingers preach pacifism in order to lure us all to sleep. They typically keep to this code of conduct bc of a lack of social skills and inability to interact with normal people. Lets say that you find a ginger. What are you going to do? That's right, your going to badger them and this sets gingers off. Instead of reacting, they wait until they find you vulnerable (drunk, having sex, pissing) and initiate a GB. The GB will be painful at first but nothing more. Youll just slap a band aid on, beat the hell out of the ginger and PTFO (pass the f out). The next morning is where you notice something is wrong. You cant seem operate as usual bc the disease is spreading. Your skin gets a bit pale, you have some freckles and your hair has a hint of red in it. Dont worry too much bc you wont become a full fledged ginger. This will continue to worsen for the rest of the day. By nightfall the disease will have infected your limbs. When pirates had peg legs I knew instantly that these weren't caused by a bullet or cannonball. These were obvious GB attacks. Remember one thing: all weak animals have a defense mechanism and gingers have the GB.

Symptons for Ginger Bite
-loss of vision: eye patch
-spread to limbs: peg legs
-discoloration of skin
-redness in hair
-freckles
-depression
-suicidal thoughts
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: 67 Rover on April 21, 2017, 04:45:04 PM
OK. You pricked my interest. challenge accepted.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ginger%20Bite

 :-)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: BattleHymn on April 21, 2017, 05:26:15 PM
They told me I would be paid in rubble. So far, I've received not a speck of drywall, concrete, or wood splinters. I want my lawyer.

Man, you guys are lucky.  I was just promised a wheelbarrow load of beets, which I also have not received.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Delmar on April 21, 2017, 06:38:10 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/1477969231989_zpstztwrpz7.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/1477969231989_zpstztwrpz7.png.html)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: SVPete on April 21, 2017, 07:27:36 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/1477969231989_zpstztwrpz7.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/1477969231989_zpstztwrpz7.png.html)

To whom should I report Crayzee Buggee Laydee? She's gotta be a Russian troll trying to make DU-folk look crazy!
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2017, 08:02:26 PM
Paranoia, one of the many mottos of the DUmp.
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 21, 2017, 08:19:48 PM
Op sec Cavers!!!!!!   Damn!!!!!

**sigh**

Der TrumpenPutinFurher is not pleased.  As a matter of fact the both of them are pissed off... and I get to listen to it.

I got a mind to send all ya all to Siberia so you can experience some global warming.

 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:



Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: miskie on April 21, 2017, 11:20:54 PM
(https://rogueoperator.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/putinaybabtu.jpg)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: miskie on April 21, 2017, 11:23:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5Gtfjhpl.jpg)
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2017, 01:31:54 AM
Op sec Cavers!!!!!!   Damn!!!!!

**sigh**

Der TrumpenPutinFurher is not pleased.  As a matter of fact the both of them are pissed off... and I get to listen to it.

I got a mind to send all ya all to Siberia so you can experience some global warming.

 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

I've been preaching OPSEC here for years.  All it did was to get several brick walls around my house dented from banging my head against them. :banghead: :whistling: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: hillneck on April 22, 2017, 08:12:43 AM
It has got to be getting crowded in the heads of the DUmmies.  All these people living rent free in their skulls.  Paranoia at its finest. 
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: Karin on April 22, 2017, 11:17:42 AM
I was told I'd receive an extra ration of beet vodka, and to report behind Tractor Barn #2.  When I got there, they just handed me a shovel. 
Title: Re: Russians! They are here at DU! Posting right now! AHHHHHHH! Panic Time!!!
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 23, 2017, 07:41:15 PM
I've been preaching OPSEC here for years.  All it did was to get several brick walls around my house dented from banging my head against them. :banghead: :whistling: :thatsright:

I know. Damned shame is what it is.   :thatsright:  I guess we gonna have to have a "retreat" to a remote place somewhere on the other side of the world to get people's attention.  I'm betting that watching the walking corpses of the dummies perform menial labor will change some attitudes.   :banghead: