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Title: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: AzJames73 on April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM
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Heartstrings (367 posts)

Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
and his entire cabinet sitting before you with a timed two minutes to say anything you wanted.

What would you say?


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unblock (31,453 posts)
1. i would cross my arms over my chest and turn my back to them.

 :lol: and pout no doubt DUmmie


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titaniumsalute (3,345 posts)
7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

 :whatever:


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kydo (2,119 posts)
11. Would I be allowed to have a loaded weapon?

If so, then I would say "You're fired" before emptying the chamber.

If not then maybe I swallow some explosive device and take one for the country. Right before detonation I say "you're fired."

But I probably won't be allowed to have any of that, so I guess I'd just ask them when the real President was arriving. Call him orange and fat. Flip him off and leave.


Think a visit from the Secret Service is in order.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028950663
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 20, 2017, 10:35:25 AM
Aaaaaaand it's screenshotted.

(http://i.imgur.com/ASbAKbu.png)
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: Texacon on April 20, 2017, 10:54:18 AM
Wow!  As much as I disliked O'bama, I never wished harm to him or his family.  Still don't.  Just glad he's gone.

KC
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: SVPete on April 20, 2017, 10:59:12 AM
"Heartstrings" sounds like she just watched a "Twilight Zone" marathon.
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: BattleHymn on April 20, 2017, 12:18:54 PM
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unblock (31,453 posts)
1. i would cross my arms over my chest and turn my back to them.

And and, stamp your feet!  And, oh, hold your breath until they frogmarch Big Cheeto out of the White House! 
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 20, 2017, 12:25:16 PM
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kydo (2,119 posts)
11. Would I be allowed to have a loaded weapon?

If so, then I would say "You're fired" before emptying the chamber.

If not then maybe I swallow some explosive device and take one for the country. Right before detonation I say "you're fired."
Hey $kinner, this is why you keep getting visits from Secret Service and Homeland Security.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 20, 2017, 01:25:23 PM
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titaniumsalute (3,345 posts)
7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

Stay classy DUmmy.
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: Adam Wood on April 21, 2017, 02:31:05 AM
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?

Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: VelvetElvis on April 21, 2017, 07:06:41 AM
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titaniumsalute (3,345 posts)
7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

Stay classy DUmmy.

Actually, I'd say that Titsalute would be rising above the usual level of DUmmy discourse if it did that.
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 21, 2017, 07:33:06 AM
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?
He's on a roll...
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: SVPete on April 21, 2017, 07:48:36 AM
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?

Yeah, he goofed. He meant to say he'd empty the clip.
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: Karin on April 21, 2017, 08:04:41 AM
^^ Yeah, they're always screwing up gun terminology.  Starting with Nadin spelling rifle as "riffle."   :lmao:  Kydo killed the thread. 
Title: Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 21, 2017, 07:52:08 PM
He's on a roll...

Next thing you know, the DUmmie will discuss the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor...