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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Delmar on April 16, 2017, 04:45:41 PM
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Sun Apr 16, 2017, 03:32 PM
Star Member Heartstrings (331 posts)
Another proud grandma moment...
Conversation with my 7 year old grandson today:
Liam: Nana, you pay taxes right?
Me: I do, do you know why and what tax money is used for?
Liam: so we can have firemen, police and schools right?
Me: you are so correct and for a whole lot more...
Liam: my momma and daddy pay lots of taxes, do you?
Me: I pay my fair share...and that makes us good citizens. Do you know what a citizen is?
Liam: someone who pays taxes and loves their country? Our country's great isn't it?
Me: absolutely! Why would you ask that?
Liam: because trump said it wasn't...he's bombing places and that scares me and makes me feel bad for the people he's bombing...and he doesn't pay taxes, he's not a good citizen then is he? He's real creepy and has funny hair. And why is he still orange? I...just...don't...get...it. (Shakes head)
He's 7, has compassion and empathy....so proud of my young liberal in training!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028938128
I've seen some crappy bouncies, but this one takes the cake.
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Me: I pay my fair share
If you pay less than me, by definition you do NOT pay your fare share. You don't get to call yourself a good citizen until you do.
As for the rest, this is so bad, it isn't even a bouncy. It is just a terrible lie featuring what may or may not be a real kid.
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I have a nephew named Liam, lives in Minnesota, and I haven't met him since he was a toddler. I remember him as a good kid and I won't hold his name against him.
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Disgusting crock. No way a 7 year old would say that.
"Me: I do, do you know why and what tax money is used for?
Liam: so we can have firemen, police and schools right?
Me: you are so correct and for a whole lot more... "
Yeah, like fattening the wallets of corrupt liberal bureaucrats and (Prior to three months ago) paying for the Obamas' exorbitant vacations they'd go on right after Barack gave a long- winded speech about the importance of regular citizens "Makin' a few sacrifices" in their personal lives in these economic times.
"He's 7, has compassion and empathy."
He's so compassionate and empathetic that he makes fun of the President's physical appearance. :bird:
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The left can never specify what a "fair share" is. It just sounds all warm & cuddly & empathetic.
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And by the way DUmmies, Donald Trump probably paid more in taxes in 2016 alone than everyone at your site has in their lifetimes. Just because he hasn't disclosed the return does not mean he didn't pay taxes. ****ing imbiciles.
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Liam: someone who pays taxes and loves their country? Our country's great isn't it?
Me: absolutely! Why would you ask that?
Liam: because trump said it wasn't...he's bombing places and that scares me and makes me feel bad for the people he's bombing...and he doesn't pay taxes, he's not a good citizen then is he? He's real creepy and has funny hair. And why is he still orange? I...just...don't...get...it. (Shakes head)
OK I have to give this bouncy 2 bongs for making me snort-laugh. Pretty happy no beer in my mouth or OUCH.
IOW:
Liam: because Einstein's basic theory of relativity stated that as you approach the speed of light your mass approaches infinite and I was thinking...
Me: absolutely! Why would you say anything else?
Liam: because then Einstein couldn't prove his later unifying theory.
Me: we have to live and let live Liam. You are far smarter than all of the orange man's followers.
Liam: I haz that to thank fur. You passed on those jeanus jeans and have taught me sew mach.
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Wow, she really does have a grandson named Liam, wonder if he asked Grandma Sue why she was a registered Republican?
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The left can never specify what a "fair share" is. It just sounds all warm & cuddly & empathetic.
I talked to one lefty on Facebook about "fair share" several times. He agreed that everyone should pay some taxes and would even agree that a flat tax was fair if it was also applied to capital gains, too.
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"fair share" is when I am happy with the lifestyle you provide me. [/leftist]
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-2 bongs. I tried and tried to find something that added to the bouncy... and alas, there was nothing. I subtracted two bongs for the simple reason the dummie made me fail.
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Oh, Jesus H. Keee-reyest..........................
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
If we had to manufacture our own bouncies, this would definitely rank among the top.
Good job, infant. You actually rate a :saluteusmc:
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So I was having this discussion with my seven-year-old nephew about quantum physics, and he started to question the validity of the up and down quark theory....
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Excellent work, fictional Young Pioneer Liam, you have successfully memorized the lesson from your parents' old Komsomol 'Dialectic of Class Struggle' workbook!
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If there is any truth to this at all, it is because this poor 7 year old is parroting back what he has heard his moonbat family say.
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If there is any truth to this at all, it is because this poor 7 year old is parroting back what he has heard his moonbat family say.
They tend to do that at that age. Though one does have to take into account the probability is high that the mental capacity of the parents isn't far from their child. :whistling:
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Why am I picturing a Rick Moranis skit?
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"fair share" is when I am happy with the lifestyle you provide me. [/leftist]
IOW, it's unpossible.
A whining DUmmie is never satisfied, so it must follow, it can never happy.
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He's 7 in your mind perhaps. But imaginary grandchildren are sort of eternal, I guess.
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Bouncy? I'm not so sure. She says she's "proud of [her] little liberal in training". He spouts the BS about Trump not paying taxes. He obsesses over petty things like Trump's appearance. She admits she and/or other family members are conditioning him towards leftist views. The story checks out!
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My sister named her newest liam. Don't really understand why. Was really hoping she'd go with Packard, or tucker to compliment her oldest....hudson
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My sister named her newest liam. Don't really understand why. Was really hoping she'd go with Packard, or tucker to compliment her oldest....hudson
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Edsel.
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Edsel.
My high school chemistry teacher was actually named Edsel. More specifically, his first and middle names were Edsel Ford. No, I'm not joking.
Yeah, his parents thought it was funny. He just went by "Ed."
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>My high school chemistry teacher was actually named Edsel.
My first major programming task for a multi-national company in the early eighties required me to deliver a user friendly, structured programmed solution that was compact...I delivered *EdSel.c and the preface thereof.
It's still in use to this day.
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My high school chemistry teacher was actually named Edsel. More specifically, his first and middle names were Edsel Ford. No, I'm not joking.
Yeah, his parents thought it was funny. He just went by "Ed."
Based on the era that I'm guessing they came from, it doesn't surprise me.
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The left can never specify what a "fair share" is. It just sounds all warm & cuddly & empathetic.
"Fair share" < Liam's current tax burden