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Title: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Texacon on April 13, 2017, 07:55:44 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028926100


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Thu Apr 13, 2017, 08:06 AM

luvMIdog (683 posts)

I got a free breakfast this morning :)
   
I got up bright and early and went to the fast food place to get breakfast and coffee. This man in front of me started raising his voice at the girl at the register because her computer was rebooting and she had to wait for it. He said " Now you've ruined my morning and I'm stuck here dealing with your stupidity!" I told him " Hey jerk you've been waiting thirty seconds and you're throwing a temper tantrum. No one wants to hear your shit this early in the morning. You're only griping at that girl because she can't say anything back to you, but I can asshole. Stop ruining my morning. Zip it and wait for for breakfast or leave!" He left LOL. Then it was my turn at the counter. She said " Your breakfast is on me this morning. Thank you so much you made my day ." 

 :lmao:

When is someone going to call it on the irony of it letting a minimum wage worker pay for it's breakfast?

Cool story, bro.

KC
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: AzJames73 on April 13, 2017, 08:02:19 AM
 :bouncy: :bouncy:
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: SVPete on April 13, 2017, 08:18:04 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028926100


 :lmao:
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Cool story, bro.

KC

Cool :bouncy: , but probably not true. I cannot imagine a fast-food place being so poorly managed that they boot up their registers or server after opening their doors to customers.

As for the petulant impatient guy in the :bouncy: , what's his DU-name?
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: AzJames73 on April 13, 2017, 08:22:54 AM
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NurseJackie (12,402 posts)
5. Yeah, I imagine myself saying things like that to people in real life.

But it's likely that any real-life version of what I might imagine would resolve itself with my being assaulted.


Yeah, it is best to keep your trap shut  :rofl:
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Texacon on April 13, 2017, 08:26:00 AM

Yeah, it is best to keep your trap shut  :rofl:

OOooooh.  That's too funny.  NurseJackie was saying in another thread the other day that she had a 'Tone' she used when confronting people and when she used the 'Tone', people knew not to **** with her.  LOL

KC
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Texacon on April 13, 2017, 02:25:49 PM
25 posts.  It took 25 posts before someone said anything about letting the poor girl pay for its food.

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Response to luvMIdog (Original post)

Thu Apr 13, 2017, 03:19 PM

cwydro (24,914 posts)

25. That's great you stood up to the jerk.

But I would have thanked her, and then I would have refused her offer to pay. I would have said it was my pleasure to have made her day. And then paid for my breakfast.

I doubt she makes a great deal of money.

Couple of other bouncies thrown in there now, too!  LOL

KC
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Carl on April 13, 2017, 02:41:53 PM
He dressed down a fellow DUmbass?
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: 67 Rover on April 13, 2017, 03:32:01 PM
He dressed down a fellow DUmbass?

Yea, that surprised me as well.  No description including a wife beater T-shirt with MAGA hat, missing teeth or Black smoke belching Ford pickup with the obligatory gun rack etc.
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2017, 04:26:30 PM
Yea, that surprised me as well.  No description including a wife beater T-shirt with MAGA hat, missing teeth or Black smoke belching Ford pickup with the obligatory gun rack etc.
And truck nuts.  DUmmies hate those.
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: USA4ME on April 13, 2017, 07:11:18 PM
Definite bouncy.

If it had, the post would have started "So my friend, DUer luvMIdog, died today. Here's what happened......"

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Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 13, 2017, 07:17:51 PM
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Thu Apr 13, 2017, 08:06 AM

luvMIdog (683 posts)

I got a free breakfast this morning :)
   
I got up bright and early and went to the fast food place to get breakfast and coffee. This man in front of me started raising his voice at the girl at the register because her computer was rebooting and she had to wait for it. He said " Now you've ruined my morning and I'm stuck here dealing with your stupidity!" I told him " Hey jerk you've been waiting thirty seconds and you're throwing a temper tantrum. No one wants to hear your shit this early in the morning. You're only griping at that girl because she can't say anything back to you, but I can asshole. Stop ruining my morning. Zip it and wait for for breakfast or leave!" He left LOL. Then it was my turn at the counter. She said " Your breakfast is on me this morning. Thank you so much you made my day

I'd love to watch you eat that Breakfast ..... with NO ****ING TEETH, you lying little ****.

Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 13, 2017, 07:22:48 PM
"So my friend, DUer luvMIdog, died today.
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Oh, .... so it was a happy story.

Well, good. 
Title: Re: I got a free breakfast this morning :)
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on April 13, 2017, 08:07:56 PM
Pretty lame. I'd give it two bongs (One for the confrontation, one for being cheered on by a witness, in this case the register girl) :stoner: :stoner:. It doesn't start with "So," the jerk/ villain isn't a right- winger or evangelical, it doesn't take place at a gas station or Walmart, and no cops jump out of the bushes.