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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on April 10, 2017, 05:41:59 PM
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Mon Apr 10, 2017, 03:27 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,337 posts)
Did the first lawn mow of the season today.
That's the only thing I do not like about spring and summer: yard work. I used to pay someone to do it, but decided last year I'd save the money and do it myself. I really needed to do that, too, both for my wallet and the exercise. Lord knows I'd rather just sit on the porch and drink beer, though.
He's not marketing himself properly. A guy his size could easily hire himself out as a lawn roller. He could call himself the RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM Roller, LLC.
Response to Tobin S. (Original post)Mon Apr 10, 2017, 04:08 PM
furtheradu (390 posts)
5. How 'bout an incentive program..?
What ever $ You used to pay Your mower - person, each time You mow, put that amount in a stash just for YOU. Buy YourSelf sumpin purdy!
Now You have Your can holder gadget, wear Your headphones with some goood tunes, & take a mental vacation while You mow.
Something pretty? Do they make bejazzled overalls?
Mon Apr 10, 2017, 05:03 PM
Star Member WinkyDink (46,407 posts)
7. I hate lawnmowers. Sounds like I'm in a flight path.
I'll bet this DUmbass is one of those people who claims his yard is a "natural prairie" or "garden", to get out of keeping up any semblance of appearances.
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The answer is clear, hire illegal aliens to do your work.
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Mon Apr 10, 2017, 03:27 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,337 posts)
Did the first lawn mow of the season today.
That's the only thing I do not like about spring and summer: yard work. I used to pay someone to do it, but decided last year I'd save the money and do it myself. I really needed to do that, too, both for my wallet and the exercise. Lord knows I'd rather just sit on the porch and drink beer, though.
Looks like you mastered that aspect, Tubbs. Got a PhD in it I figure. That and shoving massive qualities of food down your pie hole.
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Mon Apr 10, 2017, 03:27 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,337 posts)
Did the first lawn mow of the season today.
That's the only thing I do not like about spring and summer: yard work. I used to pay someone to do it, but decided last year I'd save the money and do it myself. I really needed to do that, too, both for my wallet and the exercise.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Guess there's no real excuse for those 48 short overalls that fit like blimp skin, huh, fat ****?
Hope your heart attack happens ............ real soon. :wink:
**** off and die. :bird:
Lord knows I'd rather just sit on the porch and drink beer, though.
So do I, dildo. I do so, admiring the 3 hours of WORK I just did, weed wacking an acre, on an incline.
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The answer is clear, hire illegal aliens to do your work.
Or Baitball Blogger, the Mexican blob who lives on a golf course. Golfers already mistake her for the help anyway, so might as well put it to good use.
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