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Title: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: CC27 on March 28, 2017, 03:03:13 PM
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Star Member MrScorpio (67,020 posts)

Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing to throw Opening Day ceremonial pitch


That is some lazy, cowardly, unAmerican bullshit. I know that and baseball isn't even my favorite sport.

"Scheduling conflict," my black ass. It's not like the Alien Hoard from the Planet Xzzrkzaxx is planning to invade Earth that day. What's he gotta do, hit the links? Eat a chimichanga?

Trump is once again shirking his responsibility. ****ing Cheetos dust covered slacker.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028863178

You are one angry POS. Who cares. If the roles were reversed and it was Obozo you wouldn't blink. Fake outrage.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: thundley4 on March 28, 2017, 03:12:36 PM
You are one angry POS. Who cares. If the roles were reversed and it was Obozo you wouldn't blink. Fake outage.

They just want Trump to be worse than Obama at something, anything. Even if it is a meaningless thing like a first pitch.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on March 28, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
If you want to Himalayanize a mole hill, don't you need an actual mole hill?

As for lazy, a ceremonial first pitch is not work. Whatever Trump had planned probably is.

Stooooooooopid question time ........ did BHO do the fist pitch ritual all 8 years of his occupation of the White House? Did William the Incompetent?
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 28, 2017, 04:00:35 PM
" What's he gotta do, hit the links?"
No, that's what Obama would do.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 28, 2017, 04:52:36 PM
" What's he gotta do, hit the links?"
No, that's what Obama would do.
Obama would toss out the first pitch in a very non athletic way.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: BamaMoose on March 28, 2017, 07:21:51 PM
Obama vs. Bush first pitch:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxqdvL8P1A[/youtube]

Just a little bit outside. :rofl:
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 28, 2017, 11:18:52 PM
Obama vs. Bush first pitch:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxqdvL8P1A[/youtube]

Just a little bit outside. :rofl:
Thank you Bob Uecker!
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: BamaMoose on March 28, 2017, 11:57:20 PM
Thank you Bob Uecker!

One of the best movies ever made.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: franksolich on March 29, 2017, 12:48:33 AM
Oh my.

Oh oh my.

Oh my my.

comment 3477:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3475

 :-)
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 29, 2017, 04:17:41 AM
Fox & Friends First just noted that President Trump is a fan of the Yankees, and as such, may not want to be seen as disloyal to them.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 29, 2017, 08:09:01 AM
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Star Member MrScorpio (67,020 posts)

Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing to throw Opening Day ceremonial pitch



Trump is once again shirking his responsibility
Man, you think MrsCorpio will lose his shit again if Trump also refuses to hang with Jay-Z and LeBron?
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: DUmpstruck on March 29, 2017, 08:12:49 AM
Rumor has it that Trump will be heading a secret SWAT team mission to arrest the author of the now-famous Bravenak letters.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on March 29, 2017, 08:49:10 AM
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Stooooooooopid question time ........ did BHO do the fist pitch ritual all 8 years of his occupation of the White House? Did William the Incompetent?

 :lmao: Why are Libs & Progs SO predictable when it comes to posting whines about R pols :lmao: without first being sure that one of their favorite D pols didn't do the same? (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jul/15/obama-all-star-game-pitch) :lmao: In Obama's first year in office he also gave doing an Opening Day first pitch a pass. :lmao: Maybe it conflicted with his tee time. :lmao:

OTOH, Clinton's 1993 Opening Day first pitch was high and outside ... not sure if it was a curve ball. (http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29387502/v61984083/clinton-throws-out-first-pitch-on-opening-day-1993)
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 29, 2017, 10:14:30 AM
If President Trump did throw out the first pitch, Mrs C. would be complaining that there are more important things for a POTUS to do.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: VelvetElvis on March 30, 2017, 07:39:03 AM
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Star Member MrScorpio (67,020 posts)
Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing to throw Opening Day ceremonial pitch
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Trump is once again shirking his responsibility. ****ing Cheetos dust covered slacker.

Your Greek God Obama set the new gold standard for Lazy, DUmmy, or didn't you notice it when he was too busy golfing to pay any atttention to the things that were actually within his job description?

Another thing you might have missed is all the sob stories from the Fakestream Media reporters about being run ragged trying to keep up with Trump, who BTW got more done in terms of job creation in his first WEEK than your Messiah did in EIGHT FREAKING YEARS!!!

Go suck on a Glock, ignorant bitch!
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on March 30, 2017, 08:25:57 AM
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Stooooooooopid question time ........ did BHO do the fist pitch ritual all 8 years of his occupation of the White House? Did William the Incompetent?

:lmao: Why are Libs & Progs SO predictable when it comes to posting whines about R pols :lmao: without first being sure that one of their favorite D pols didn't do the same? (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jul/15/obama-all-star-game-pitch) :lmao: In Obama's first year in office he also gave doing an Opening Day first pitch a pass. :lmao: Maybe it conflicted with his tee time. :lmao:

OTOH, Clinton's 1993 Opening Day first pitch was high and outside ... not sure if it was a curve ball. (http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/29387502/v61984083/clinton-throws-out-first-pitch-on-opening-day-1993)

I might have known W'pedia would have an article about something so arcane:

2009 - No

2011 - No

2012 - No

2013 - No

2014 - No

2015 - No

2016 - No

Bill Clinton skipped 1995 (affected by a strike), 1998, and 1999 out of his 8 Opening Day opportunities.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial_first_pitch)

Like I said, MrS should have checked his facts before posting what he imagined was a significant failing.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: jukin on March 30, 2017, 04:00:05 PM
Yeah but can what Obama did really be called throwing?
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: franksolich on March 30, 2017, 05:44:55 PM
I'm looking for the word that describes something that's more bulky, bulbous-wise, on bottom than on top--like, you know, a pear or a pineapple.  What word would describe the shape of the cartoon character Homer Simpson's head?
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 30, 2017, 06:13:51 PM
I'm looking for the word that describes something that's more bulky, bulbous-wise, on bottom than on top--like, you know, a pear or a pineapple.  What word would describe the shape of the cartoon character Homer Simpson's head?

'Simian?'
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on March 30, 2017, 06:43:10 PM
Speaking more generally, one could accurately describe MrS (and many more DU folk) as corpulent. I'll leave my other nickname for him in the Sandhills forum, for now.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 30, 2017, 07:30:45 PM
If President Trump did throw out the first pitch, Mrs C. would be complaining that there are more important things for a POTUS to do.

Yep.  Dummies are dummies and they are going to criticize President Trump no matter what he does.  I swear they would bitch about him if he would take a whizz in the mens room. 
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Adam Wood on March 31, 2017, 04:08:36 AM
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Trump is once again shirking his responsibility.
Wheninahell did it become a Presidential responsibility to throw out the first pitch?


Mo-ron.
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: SVPete on March 31, 2017, 08:02:06 AM
Wheninahell did it become a Presidential responsibility to throw out the first pitch?

Mo-ron.

William Howard Taft was the first to do it, in 1910. Professional baseball predates that first by at least a couple of decades, I believe. In fact, of the first 5 Hall of Fame inductees, only Babe Ruth started his career after that first ceremonial First Pitch; Honus Wagner and Christy Mathewson started their careers in the 19th Century (1900 is the last year of the 19th Century, not the first year of the 20th).
Title: Re: Lazy Assed Cheetolini is refusing... MrScorpio
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2017, 08:48:30 AM
Wheninahell did it become a Presidential responsibility to throw out the first pitch?


Mo-ron.
When did it become a tradition to fill out an NCAA bracket on ESPN?  Yeah, 2009.  Heard some outrage that Trump turned down the offer this year.

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