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Title: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 11, 2008, 08:20:23 PM

This hare is getting a date with death. His crime, massacring ptarmigans with his machine guns and bombs. Here is the crime scenes.

(http://greatlandnavhda.org/images/Gabby%20with%20ptarmigan-web.jpg)
A hunter found a bunch of ptarmigan carcasses.

(http://www.caywoodguns.com/ptarmigan.jpg)
Another crime scene where ptarmigans were killed.

This hare massacred thousands of ptarmigans in a one day period. He is also a serial killer and has been linked to at least 200 ptarmigan murders. He used knives to hack them into pieces. The bunny gets executed and meets a vengeful God and goes straight to Hell for eternity. Be this a reminder to all bunnies who continue this war. Don't kill ptarmigans or face the death penalty as prescribed by the Bible.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K0dwWYmq2s[/youtube]

Title: Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
Post by: Chris_ on August 11, 2008, 08:22:25 PM

Looks like dinner to me. :yum:

I'm having chicken tonight because I couldn't find any ptarmigan at Kroger.

Title: Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 11, 2008, 08:30:21 PM

Quote from: Chris on August 11, 2008, 08:22:25 PM

Looks like dinner to me. :yum:

I'm having rabbit tonight because I couldn't find any ptarmigan at Kroger.

Sounds good to me! :yum:

Title: Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
Post by: Chris_ on August 11, 2008, 08:32:38 PM

I've had rabbit.  Tastes like ptarmigan.