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Title: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: BamaMoose on March 27, 2017, 12:08:08 AM
OP is bullshit about how it costs $3 Million every time Trump goes golfing, but this post is priceless:

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GWC58 (1,064 posts)

18. Southern Maryland?
 
I lived in Mechanicsville, St. Mary's County from August 2002 through March 2012. In 2012 we moved to the eastern shore, although I kept my primate care physician. I'd drive from Easton to California, Maryland once a month. Did that for four years until my dr retired. I was lucky to find a dr over here that has no problem prescribing me meds. That's the reason I kept my dr for so long.

So, the Dummy was having trouble finding a primate care physician who was fast and loose with the drugs.  Why does that sound so typical?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141738396 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141738396)
Title: Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: Adam Wood on March 27, 2017, 01:00:42 AM
DUmmie assumes that it is evolved enough to be considered a primate.


DUmmie is wrong.
Title: Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: SVPete on March 27, 2017, 08:44:46 AM
It's pretty easy to see that "GWC58" either has a problem with Malaprops or needs a veterinarian rather than a doctor for humans. The rest of the rather unintelligible post seems like 30%-50% of the probably more or less true :bouncy: is missing. Is "GWC58" a cross-country trucker? And driving while doing oxy or some other chemical-of-choice?
Title: Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: diesel driver on March 28, 2017, 04:38:58 PM
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GWC58 (1,064 posts)

18. Southern Maryland?
 
I lived in Mechanicsville, St. Mary's County from August 2002 through March 2012. In 2012 we moved to the eastern shore, although I kept my primate care physician. I'd drive from Easton to California, Maryland once a month. Did that for four years until my dr retired. I was lucky to find a dr over here that has no problem prescribing me meds. That's the reason I kept my dr for so long.

So basically, he had to wait for his welfare/disability check to come in, so he's have gas money to drive to Cali to get meds from his PCP.

OTOH, those Amish docs in Easton are tough to con...

Title: Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: BattleHymn on March 28, 2017, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: BamaMoose on March 27, 2017, 12:08:08 AM

primate care physician



Ok, which one of you guys does this mole belong to?


Damn, dude. That was a good find.  H5.   :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 28, 2017, 06:09:32 PM
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primate care physician

Dr. Doolittle, I presume? :whistling: