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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on March 26, 2017, 12:16:20 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018935714
Since the Orange Cheeto is completely immune to their impotent rage, they turn their sights on something a little easier- a nearly sixty year old song by Ray Stevens:
Thu Mar 23, 2017, 10:37 AM
Orrex (53,359 posts)
Heard "Ay-hab the Ay-rab" on the radio the other night
Granted, this was from 1962, before the US invented other cultures, but holy shit what an offensive piece of garbage.
Although I recognize that the esteemed Ray Stevens targets a demographic bracket to which I do not belong, it's amazing to me that anyone can find him (or could ever have found him) entertaining.
I listened to the whole thing only out of a sense of horror.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNigDOHz4j0[/youtube]
Thu Mar 23, 2017, 11:38 AM
Orrex (53,359 posts)
3. I first heard of it a long time ago but hadn't heard it in many years
It's the tale of the titular Ahab and his trusty camel Clyde who undergo a series of adventures presented in the most culturally sensitive manner possible.
Thu Mar 23, 2017, 11:41 AM
Metsie Casey (173 posts)
4. Found a clip
On YouTube. Guy riding a muppet like camel. Strange.
Wrong one, nutbag. Try searching again.
Thu Mar 23, 2017, 11:44 AM
Orrex (53,359 posts)
5. Hard to believe, I know
Countrified shit like this helps reinforce the ugly "racist southerner" stereotype, which incidentally under-represents the equally ugly (and equally common) racist northerner.
And posts like this will ensure you couch fainters won't recover for many more years.
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F teh primitive.
And his camel named Clyde.
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Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?
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Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?
My personal favorite is Ahab, followed by Mississippi Squirrel Revival. I'm not a huge RS fan, but they are what they are, very tongue in cheek style of humor.
I'll give you primitives a hint- lighten up. The same reason you keep losing elections is the same reason you can't understand why most people don't give a damn that you think this song is "offensive".
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Would the DUmmies approve of "The Streak"?
This one will make their heads explode. On the one hand it can be construed as offensive against a minority group of people. On the other that group is Jews so offense is not only OK, but encouraged:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxUo781x34s[/youtube]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYn_6NjcopY
I forgot how funny he was.
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Granted, this was from 1962, before the US invented other cultures,
WTF, kinda like how you Progs invent "other' genders? :bird:
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I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
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Highly doubtful they would approve of this:
https://youtu.be/_61hzuGGJX0
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I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
Or 'Rock the Casbah.'
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I love Ray Stevens.
I have no idea why the DUmmies might not like him.
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs[/youtube]
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUEqh07E4dY[/youtube]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5_e1H81Ob0
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God,they are stupid.
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I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
For my part :bolt: I don't want to know! :bolt:
Is being utterly humorless a requirement for DU-hood?! Or does DU just attract humorless people?
I can go there too! I want reparations for:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxzg_iM-T4E[/youtube]
And this does not make up for it:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-J4GSPgAM[/youtube]
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A timeless "classic":
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_k3B1SJAU[/youtube]
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Someone on FB posted a video of Indian (from India) people trying out our strange American candy, such as pops rocks, Butterfinger, Twinkies. They then reviewed them. It was mildly funny. Someone got their panties in a wad, saying this was SO DIVISIVE between Americans and Indians, and it was just outrageously outrageous. I just replied to her "you're so humorless, what's wrong with you?"
DUmbasses, this kind of shit is why people hate you. Ahab the Aayrab. Big ****ing deal. I used to call my Arabic first husband a camel jockey. I have a white friend who calls her black husband "Tootsie Roll." He calls her "Hostess Snowball" in return.
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Highly doubtful they would approve of this:
https://youtu.be/_61hzuGGJX0
One of my favorites!
:cheersmate:
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I listened to the whole thing only out of a sense of horror.
A humorless liberal. Everyone act surprised!
They're going to be really pissed off when they find out what movie won seven Oscars in 1963.
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/bJ9r8LMU9bQ[/youtube]
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I love Ray Stevens.
I have no idea why the DUmmies might not like him.
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs[/youtube]
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUEqh07E4dY[/youtube]
:thumbs: I hadn't seen the top one. Awesome. :rotf: :rotf:
God, they are stupid.
Hard to believe sometimes. Even, for us. :thatsright:
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I wonder how they react to Midnight at the Oasis
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2O4Y_sQ98[/youtube]
Damn.
First, I couldn't think of the artist although I've heard the song a hundred times.
Secondly, never listened to the lyrics that closely. Yeah, DUmmies would ban it.
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Oh my.
Talk about looking at something with "a sense of horror;" or rather, incredulity at how ridiculous the primitive looks:
comment 3476:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3475
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Oh my.
Talk about looking at something with "a sense of horror;" or rather, incredulity at how ridiculous the primitive looks:
comment 3476:
https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=81827.3475
I just noticed.
That is one Hell of an Enormity the primitive's with.
I didn't know they grew that big.
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I'd like to lock the primitive into a room and play some specific selections by David Allan Coe.
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/bJ9r8LMU9bQ[/youtube]
I remember seeing The Clash at school in 1983. Loud, but a good show. They played that song--they said that they "must rock the Casbah." No piano, just guitars.
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Damn.
First, I couldn't think of the artist although I've heard the song a hundred times.
Secondly, never listened to the lyrics that closely. Yeah, DUmmies would ban it.
Maria Muldaur. Heard that song constantly as a teenager...
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My personal favorite is Ahab, followed by Mississippi Squirrel Revival. I'm not a huge RS fan, but they are what they are, very tongue in cheek style of humor.
I'll give you primitives a hint- lighten up. The same reason you keep losing elections is the same reason you can't understand why most people don't give a damn that you think this song is "offensive".
He's got a bunch of humorous songs. Gitarzan, Bridget the Midget, I Stopped Sitting Up With the Dead (When the Dead Started Sitting Up, Too!), It's Me Again, Margaret!
LOTS to put knots in DUmmies undies!! :lol:
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I said many years ago I was stunned "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry is still allowed to be played on the radio. It is extremely sexists and even encourages drunk driving. :cheersmate:
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I said many years ago I was stunned "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry is still allowed to be played on the radio. It is extremely sexists and even encourages drunk driving. :cheersmate:
Margaritaville too? Escape (The Pina Colada Song)? Such a wimpy culture.
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Classic lyrics. So politically incorrect it busts my gut!
There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with...
"Rings on her fingers and
Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
There she was, friends, lyin' there in all her radiant
Beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
Bowl of chittlin's, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
Sipping on a RC co-cola listenin' to her transistor,
Watchin' the Grand Ole Opry on the tube, readin' a Mad
Magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose
It's flavor?" Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for "Let's twist"
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This thread definitely needs this 60s classic:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOx0iGkHGow[/youtube]
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Look up lazy American dream for the country side of things
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