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Title: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: mamacags on August 11, 2008, 12:21:24 PM

In June, a woman walking in a parking lot near Fort Walton Beach, Fla., with her two children was nearly struck by a car, but gently approached the driver to let her know the kids were unhurt. Inexplicably, the driver erupted, and when the woman tried to calm her by offering her a church brochure, the furious driver grabbed it, pulled her own pants down, and, according to a police report, "wipe(d) her female anatomy" with it (as the mother shielded her children's eyes). [Northwest Florida Daily News, 6-10-08]



I wonder what her DU name is....

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: Lord Undies on August 11, 2008, 12:25:47 PM

We're going to have to make it legal to lobotomize liberals on the spot.

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: Willow on August 11, 2008, 12:41:02 PM

 :lmao:

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: bijou on August 11, 2008, 12:48:00 PM

Is there a big magnet in Florida which attracts these people?  :mental:

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: Chris_ on August 11, 2008, 12:48:06 PM

Well.  I'm off to pick up some brochures for the nearest church.  Be back in a few.

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: jtyangel on August 11, 2008, 01:04:03 PM

I'd like to point out what this says about my mental health that I left in my early 20's...that is all :-)

Title: Re: Another Florida Freak Show
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 11, 2008, 04:35:16 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on August 11, 2008, 12:25:47 PM

We're going to have to make it legal to lobotomize liberals on the spot.

Be sure to use the proper tools.........38 cal. for pinheads and a 44 mag for fatheads.