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Title: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: CC27 on March 09, 2017, 04:37:34 PM
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MineralMan (91,764 posts)

'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!'


That's the message I get from this photo. Does anyone else see that kind of malice in this expression?

(https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2016/04/27/27-melania-trump-botox.w710.h473.2x.jpg)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028770726


Wow, you are really grasping at straws. Get a life loser.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: jukin on March 09, 2017, 04:44:30 PM
Compared to Michael's resting bitch face? So I guess it is OK to go after FLOTUS now?

The hate these people have is just plain bizarre.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 09, 2017, 04:47:58 PM
Compared to Michael's resting bitch face? So I guess it is OK to go after FLOTUS now?

The hate these people have is just plain bizarre.

Moo- chelle was generally just capable of two facial expressions:
1. (When she knows cameras are on her) A big, ultra- fake- looking smile, of the sort that you'd see on a third- rate beauty pageant contestant.
2. (When she doesn't think cameras are on her) A butt- ugly, bitter grimace that acts as a perfect reflection of her ugly, bitter soul.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: franksolich on March 09, 2017, 05:36:19 PM
The primitives obviously have short-term memories, so short-term they forget what the last First Lady looked like.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2017, 06:07:09 PM
She was almost a dead ringer for my mother at a young age.  She's probably had some work done. 


What primitives should concentrate on is what's on the inside, and not the outside.  Moochelle was an ugly person inside AND out.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: Delmar on March 09, 2017, 06:52:48 PM
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Response to MFM008 (Reply #1)Thu Mar 9, 2017, 02:34 PM
Star Member MineralMan (91,764 posts)
3. Yes, and her foundation is applied a bit too generously,

it seems to me in the OP photo. High-resolution photography is a wonderful thing, I think.

He sounds like one of those fruitcake guys that do the red carpet critiques of Hollywood starlets on the entertainment shows.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on March 09, 2017, 08:03:08 PM
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MineralMan (91,764 posts)

'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!'

That's the message I get from this photo. Does anyone else see that kind of malice in this expression?

MM, the malice is in your head, immersed in the fat.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 09, 2017, 09:40:12 PM
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Star Member MineralMan (91,764 posts)
3. Yes, and her foundation is applied a bit too generously,

Oh.... an authority on make-up, are we?   :whistling: :gay:
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 09, 2017, 10:26:33 PM
All Moses needs is some dicksizing from DFW to complete his fantasy.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: Maverick1987 on March 09, 2017, 10:33:15 PM
MM is just trying to validate his DU cred. It's tough business staying relevant over there with all the screeching bat shit crazies

ETA: Melania is hawt
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: Karin on March 09, 2017, 11:23:41 PM
That thread over there is disgusting.  Brooklynite finally shot it in the head. 
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: JakeStyle on March 10, 2017, 06:42:30 AM
4 months ago Mineralman posted an OP in which he chastised the dummies for criticizing the appearance of others.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028304715

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 03:16 PM

Star Member MineralMan (91,764 posts)

I believe that posters who criticize someone over weight or

any other appearance issue should include a current high-resolution full-figure photo of themselves in the post. That would seem to me to be only fair.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 10, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
4 months ago Mineralman posted an OP in which he chastised the dummies for criticizing the appearance of others.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028304715

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Fri Nov 25, 2016, 03:16 PM

Star Member MineralMan (91,764 posts)

I believe that posters who criticize someone over weight or

any other appearance issue should include a current high-resolution full-figure photo of themselves in the post. That would seem to me to be only fair.

That is okay, no need to one of MM. I assume he is a bland, balding beta male. A less masculine version of Lena Dunham.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on March 10, 2017, 07:57:23 AM
4 months ago Mineralman posted an OP in which he chastised the dummies for criticizing the appearance of others.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028304715

Was it a thread about MOOch-chelle's taste in clothes or the very visible evidence of her school lunch program hypocrisy?

The second irony is that it's a "test" she could probably pass, though if he proposed it to her he'd probably earn a pilot's licence while hearing his landing instructions in 5 or 6 languages.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: Adam Wood on March 11, 2017, 05:16:26 AM
I'll be honest, and run a little counter to most opinion out there: I don't find her particularly attractive.  Certainly pretty, not ugly by any means, but she doesn't just blow me away in the facial department.

That having been said, it's a VAST improvement over the previous perpetual just-smelled-a-fart expression from the last eight years.
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on March 11, 2017, 09:17:02 AM
Even ignoring fauxtoshopping, MM is doing one of the oldest tricks in the skews media's book: selecting and publishing the most unflattering picture of the object-of-hatred and making that the defining image. There's all sorts of tricks, old-school and modern - camera angle, lighting, juxtaposition with other objects, fauxtoshopping colors and textures, "bursts" that enable choosing the perfectly awful pose (capturing a waving politician in a "Nazi salute" made easy!). :spork: Here's a :spork: sample :spork: of what I mean :spork: :

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Not TOO horrible:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUzNTk4ODI0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzgxOTI1._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

Wicked Witch of the East's ugly stepsister:

(https://regularrightguy.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/helen-thomas.jpg)
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 11, 2017, 11:33:55 AM
Pete, I'll give you credit--you did include the spork alerts.

That's how it's done, fellow Cavers . . .
Title: Re: 'I'll get you, my pretty! Your little dog, too!' Mineralman
Post by: SVPete on March 11, 2017, 11:49:58 AM
Pete, I'll give you credit--you did include the spork alerts.

That's how it's done, fellow Cavers . . .

Significant sporkage is necessary when posting pix of her, especially around breakfast time.