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Title: George builds strawman.
Post by: dutch508 on March 09, 2017, 10:38:51 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (91,713 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028769795

According to the Right-Wing Republicans, America's Problems Are Caused By:

1. Democrats
2. Uppity Women
3. Uppity People of Color
4. All Immigrants
5. All Muslims
6. All Atheists
7. Many Jews
8. Uppity LGBTQI People
9. Liberal Christian Denominations
10. Poor People, Including Those Who Voted for Republicans
11. Intellectuals
12. Scientists

If they could only get rid of all of those people somehow, America Would Be Great Again. So, they're looking for ways to do just that, one way or another. Their new health care initiative will take care of some of them. The others will require different solutions. A final solution is being worked on, no doubt. But that's being worked on behind the scenes.

 ::)

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Eliot Rosewater (2,004 posts)
2. I have said forever that they really do hate us and want us gone.

And I think their hatred is now been given credibility by a disgusting excuse for a human being.

Problem is even if you impeach, because of a stolen election you now have one of the worst human beings AGAIN as president, Pence.

He hits all of those on your list, starting with government as the other poster points out.

I am getting physical symptoms from worry about all this, and many others are. People die from stress, this mother****er and his group of fascists are killing us a little each day for real, stress, heart disease.

 :thatsright:

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Star Member MineralMan (91,713 posts)
4. I'm controlling my stress over this, personally.

I'm 71 years old. I'll be gone before the effects really occur, I'm sure. It will take time to eliminate all of those groups.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: SVPete on March 09, 2017, 10:48:05 AM
Well, that's "MineralMan" rather than TMN (is MM a "Robert" as well?). That said, that post is a corn maze of straw men.
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: jukin on March 09, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
I knew the DUmmys would be hilarious but they have exceeded my wildest dreams. Bobby, thanks for the laugh this morning!
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: SVPete on March 09, 2017, 10:54:57 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (91,713 posts)
4. I'm controlling my stress over this, personally.

I'm 71 years old. I'll be gone before the effects really occur, I'm sure. It will take time to eliminate all of those groups.

Well, unless his health is more precarious than "Steve's" he's got another 15 or 20 years of life ahead of him; whether he will maintain his current degree of lucidity that long is another matter. But it won't take 10 years for him to see his stupid prediction coming false.
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 09, 2017, 11:06:42 AM
Anti-science? Which party denies science when it comes to gender?
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: tuolumnejim on March 09, 2017, 11:15:12 AM
Anti-science? Which party denies science when it comes to gender?

Don't forget they get to make up science when it comes to weather.
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 09, 2017, 11:51:27 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (91,713 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028769795

According to the Right-Wing Republicans, America's Problems Are Caused By:
1. Democrats
2. Uppity Women
3. Uppity People of Color
4. All Immigrants
5. All Muslims
6. All Atheists
7. Many Jews
8. Uppity LGBTQI People
9. Liberal Christian Denominations
10. Poor People, Including Those Who Voted for Republicans
11. Intellectuals
12. Scientists
This is not a DUmp poll? It sure seems like one but Jooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssss is misspelled.
Title: Re: Bob builds strawman.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 09, 2017, 11:59:26 AM
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Eliot Rosewater (2,004 posts)
2. I have said forever that they really do hate us and want us gone.

I can neither confirm nor deny that that thought does not cross my mind. 

30 or 40 times a day.   :whistling:


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According to the Right-Wing Republicans, America's Problems Are Caused By:
1. Democrats

You could have stopped right there.
Title: Re: George builds strawman.
Post by: franksolich on March 09, 2017, 12:06:27 PM
Well, that's "MineralMan" rather than TMN (is MM a "Robert" as well?). That said, that post is a corn maze of straw men.

Corrected.  It happens.
Title: Re: George builds strawman.
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 09, 2017, 01:45:31 PM
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Star Member MineralMan (91,713 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028769795

According to the Right-Wing Republicans, America's Problems Are Caused By:

1. Democrats
2. Uppity Women
3. Uppity People of Color
4. All Immigrants
5. All Muslims
6. All Atheists
7. Many Jews
8. Uppity LGBTQI People
9. Liberal Christian Denominations
10. Poor People, Including Those Who Voted for Republicans
11. Intellectuals
12. Scientists

(http://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/24881/image.jpg)
Title: Re: George builds strawman.
Post by: SVPete on March 09, 2017, 02:35:29 PM
Corrected.  It happens.

Several DU-folk really are close to interchangeable in their fruitcakery. They could even cover for each other when one is traveling or having medical problems, and the change would hardly be discernible.
Title: Re: George builds strawman.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 09, 2017, 03:08:27 PM
Several DU-folk really are close to interchangeable in their fruitcakery. They could even cover for each other when one is traveling or having medical problems, and the change would hardly be discernible.
A rather obscure Jimmy Buffett song, and have posted it before. 

https://youtu.be/wneCa_yIuzg