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Title: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 08, 2017, 08:36:30 AM
Just seeing if the nation is surviving the Day Without a Woman.  Is it the same devastating blow as Day W/O illegal aliens?  And of course we all remember the widespread havoc Not One Damn Dime Day caused.

I even rowed over to the DUmp -- Not One Damn Word about The Day Without Women.

But if this has happened I am sure many workplaces are quieter.

And there is always the sammich crisis...
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: AzJames73 on March 08, 2017, 08:56:05 AM
(http://img.memecdn.com/no-sandwich_o_1043690.jpg)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: DUmpstruck on March 08, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
I don't care about A Day Without Women.

Now A Day Without Women Drivers is something I could get behind.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Texacon on March 08, 2017, 09:00:51 AM
All our wimmen folk are at work.  It's too bad, I'm sure there's a kitchen somewhere they could be in ... with no shoes on.

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/08/17) <---Correct Date
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 08, 2017, 09:02:47 AM


Day without a woman day or as Steve#s would call it, Wednesday.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: SVPete on March 08, 2017, 09:07:50 AM
Mrs. SVPete just headed off to work, and I'm sure our older daughter will soon. OTOH, I think it's tomorrow where younger daughter lives.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 08, 2017, 09:19:13 AM
Mrs. SVPete just headed off to work, and I'm sure our older daughter will soon. OTOH, I think it's tomorrow where younger daughter lives.

Let is know how it went for younger daughter.  In the meantime, I will continue to help the hapless left by promoting their "day without sammiches" with the following nugget from Fake News Central (cnn):

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/08/us/day-without-woman-2017-schools/

Quote
'Day Without a Woman' strike puts some parents in a bind amid school closures
Emanuella Grinberg-Profile-Image1
By Emanuella Grinberg, CNN
Updated 5:33 AM ET, Wed March 8, 2017

(CNN)Organizers say it was intended in the same spirit of "love and liberation" that inspired women's marches worldwide.

But many are complaining that "A Day Without a Woman" will leave many women in a bind.
The national strike movement on Wednesday coincides with International Women's Day. It aims to draw attention to inequities working women face compared to men, from wage disparity to harassment to job insecurity.
Several school districts across the country are closing to allow staff and teachers the chance to participate. While some people in those communities applauded district leadership for the show of solidarity, others criticized them for leaving working families scrambling to find childcare

Similar reaction filled Alexandria City Public Schools' Facebook page. The district announced the closure Monday but support staff will serve breakfast and lunch to students.
"This last-minute decision does a disservice to anyone in a family where both parents work full-time. What does ACPS expect those families to do about child care with such little notice? It also does a disservice to working women outside of ACPS, who now may be forced to stay home with their children."
...
It just gets better from there.  The schadenfruend is almost as sweet as 11/9.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: J P Sousa on March 08, 2017, 09:34:15 AM
House work is being done at this moment in this house.  :-)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 08, 2017, 09:36:02 AM
My wife went to work today, just like any other day, but she has a red sweater on.  When I pointed this out and told her that red worn by women today was supposed to show solidarity with the NWD idiots, she told me that it matched her slacks, and she was wearing it anyway, as she had to leave the house 10 minutes later.  I let it--and her--go. :whistling:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Texacon on March 08, 2017, 09:42:12 AM
My wife went to work today, just like any other day, but she has a red sweater on.  When I pointed this out and told her that red worn by women today was supposed to show solidarity with the NWD idiots, she told me that it matched her slacks, and she was wearing it anyway, as she had to leave the house 10 minutes later.  I let it--and her--go. :whistling:

You were just trying to oppress your woman!  She spoke truth to power and walked out the door and you wept.  Admit it.

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 08, 2017, 09:45:28 AM
My wife went to work today, just like any other day, but she has a red sweater on.  When I pointed this out and told her that red worn by women today was supposed to show solidarity with the NWD idiots, she told me that it matched her slacks, and she was wearing it anyway, as she had to leave the house 10 minutes later.  I let it--and her--go. :whistling:

You are wise.

I have always wondered why women keep screaming for equality and why they would step so far DOWN to that.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 08, 2017, 10:07:26 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vy_vSIQGI5E/UQuxIYbjnaI/AAAAAAAAMJk/2bYra5bgrs4/s1600/sandwiches.jpg)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: BadCat on March 08, 2017, 10:45:49 AM
My wife went to work today, just like any other day, but she has a red sweater on.  When I pointed this out and told her that red worn by women today was supposed to show solidarity with the NWD idiots, she told me that it matched her slacks, and she was wearing it anyway, as she had to leave the house 10 minutes later.  I let it--and her--go. :whistling:

Good call.
My wife had red on today, then she saw the thing about the wearing red on Fox, and she changed into something blue.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 08, 2017, 10:49:57 AM
Good call.
My wife had red on today, then she saw the thing about the wearing red on Fox, and she changed into something blue.

I'm not 100% stupid . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 08, 2017, 10:54:58 AM
Really, as someone in my Twitter feed pointed out, it's a Day without a Feminist, and they can't make sammiches anyway. Not worth eating, at any rate.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 08, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
my wife made me soup and a sammich today. then she said, "Can i get you another beer, master?
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: 67 Rover on March 08, 2017, 11:39:45 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vy_vSIQGI5E/UQuxIYbjnaI/AAAAAAAAMJk/2bYra5bgrs4/s1600/sandwiches.jpg)
:-)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Skul on March 08, 2017, 11:55:35 AM
(http://img.memecdn.com/no-sandwich_o_1043690.jpg)
heh   :cheersmate:  :hi5:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: 67 Rover on March 08, 2017, 12:08:35 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: USA4ME on March 08, 2017, 12:16:40 PM
Sold some land today and my wife, since I'm in a community property State, also had to sign the closing docs.

I hope she lets me keep some of the profit.  :p

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Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Tucker on March 08, 2017, 12:18:35 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't a man win "Woman of the Year" last year?
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Texacon on March 08, 2017, 12:50:05 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't a man win "Woman of the Year" last year?

Ooooh.  That's brutal.

KC
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: SVPete on March 08, 2017, 02:08:24 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't a man win "Woman of the Year" last year?

Is there any wimpiness Obama can't do? :bolt:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: YupItsMe on March 08, 2017, 02:19:44 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't a man win "Woman of the Year" last year?

Wait does that mean Moochelle wins Man of the year award?
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: SVPete on March 08, 2017, 02:24:10 PM
FWIW, pretty much all the ladies in the building where I work are here. Almost all are un-PC ethnic minorities, so maybe they don't know they are sex traitors.
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: jukin on March 08, 2017, 02:59:44 PM
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: 67 Rover on March 08, 2017, 03:49:26 PM
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

 :rimshot:

How do you fix a woman's watch? 
Why should you? There's a clock on the oven!  :bolt:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 08, 2017, 05:37:27 PM
I don't care about A Day Without Women.

Now A Day Without Women Drivers is something I could get behind.   :cheersmate:

And all ohio drivers. 
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 08, 2017, 05:40:23 PM
my wife made me soup and a sammich today. then she said, "Can i get you another beer, master?

And then you woke up from your dream when the alarm clock went off.  Correct?   :tongue:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: SVPete on March 08, 2017, 06:35:49 PM
my wife made me soup and a sammich today. then she said, "Can i get you another beer, master?

Was she wearing a harem costume?
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Ogre on March 08, 2017, 08:24:59 PM
The ladies (all five, no guys) at the local Subway were more than happy to make my sammich today.

I guess they appreciate their employment more than solidarity with a bunch of idiots.

For lurking DUmmies  :bird:
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 08, 2017, 08:45:26 PM
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

 :rimshot:

 :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: Big Dog on March 09, 2017, 06:39:03 AM
(http://img.memecdn.com/Best-Sandwich-Maker-Ever_o_108055.jpg)
Title: Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2017, 05:52:46 PM
Breaking news from the day without whiners:


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