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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on March 04, 2017, 03:39:22 PM
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Star Member lindysalsagal (4,967 posts)
Now: Dems draft impeachment: GOP abstains. Buhbye donnie.
The easiest way to minimize the damage quickly and still give gop congress and senate political cover. The dems must make it happen before fRump uses the presidency for armegeddon. He could screw up badly with heads of state
Yeah... how's that gonna work?
Dale Neiburg (175 posts)
2. Only problem is: Republicans can then turn around and at least try to paint the Democrats as the ones who thwarted the will of the people. The bill of impeachment in the House and conviction in the Senate have to be Repub-driven. After all, they own him.
Something about how Barry was wiretapping a campaign? Hmmm... can that be legal?
Star Member Ilsa (42,026 posts)
3. I want 45 fully exposed. I want him exposed like a naked Miss Teen USA in the dressing room with the owner walking through. Not that he'd feel any shame or remorse, but I want his adult family to be persona non grata in the US. Let them go live in Serbia or Croatia or Moscow.
:o
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Here's a more likely scenario:
1. Bugs Bunny only partly disables Marvin the Martian's Planet Zapper;
2. Marvin fires it at Earth;
3. The Planet Zapper hits Trump and melts him into jelly.
4. Marvin says, "Ooooo, I am so happy!"
It could happen ...... really ....... it could.
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Here's a more likely scenario:
1. Bugs Bunny only partly disables Marvin the Martian's Planet Zapper;
2. Marvin fires it at Earth;
3. The Planet Zapper hits Trump and melts him into jelly.
4. Marvin says, "Ooooo, I am so happy!"
It could happen ...... really ....... it could.
Or Wile E. Coyote catches the Road Runner. :cheersmate:
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Star Member Ilsa (42,026 posts)
3. I want 45 fully exposed.
I want 44 exposed.
You don't, in any way, shape, or form, want that.
:bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:
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I want 44 exposed.
You don't, in any way, shape, or form, want that.
:bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:
With the revelation that BHO had Trump wire-tapped, we may be seeing that. Maybe no orange jumpsuits, but BHO's public image may be taking quite a hit.
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Star Member lindysalsagal (4,967 posts)
Now: Dems draft impeachment: GOP abstains. Buhbye donnie.
The easiest way to minimize the damage quickly and still give gop congress and senate political cover. The dems must make it happen before fRump uses the presidency for armegeddon. He could screw up badly with heads of state
Impeach this, impeach that.
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Here's a more likely scenario:
1. Bugs Bunny only partly disables Marvin the Martian's Planet Zapper;
2. Marvin fires it at Earth;
3. The Planet Zapper hits Trump and melts him into jelly.
4. Marvin says, "Ooooo, I am so happy!"
It could happen ...... really ....... it could.
Holy crap that was funny. :rofl:
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I always get amused by their impeachment talk, which has run, abated only by Obama's malignant "Presidency," non-stop since 2001.
These idiots actually believe that "I really, REALLY hate him" is grounds for impeachment. They seriously are incapable of understanding that they have to come up with an actual crime committed, as in find it in the United States Code, in order to actually impeach someone.
I used to have a great deal of fun deflating liberals' dreams when they kept insisting that "banksters" must be prosecuted. The never-ending rallying cry was always along the lines of "the evil banksters stole everything from everyone and murdered ten billion people and none of them went to jail!!!!" My response was always "what crime did they commit?" To a one, they would always say "they crashed the banking system." I would say, "OK, that's not true, but assuming that it was, can you please point out to me the law that says one goes to prison for crashing the banking system?" Response was inevitably sputtering and howling, but they could never, ever produce any evidence of any crime actually committed. That, inevitably, led to ludicrous claims that Karl Rove and Dick Cheney somehow hid all of the evidence and other such nonsense.
We have exactly the same thing here with demands for impeachment. There is literally ZERO evidence that Trump has violated any law. None. But they still scream "IMPEACH" without the slightest clue what that even means, same as they did with Bush 43 for eight years. Those were fun days...
"Impeach BusHitler!"
"For what? What crime did he commit?"
"He lied us into a war!!"
"Well, that's unmistakably, factually untrue, but even if it was, how is that a crime?"
"Shut up, warpig! It's a crime because I say it's a crime!"
"Fine, but how about the actual law. What actual law was broken?"
"Well... I... Errrr.... IMPEACH!!"
It's the same thing all over again: impeachment based upon the grounds of severe butthurt....
"Impeach Tumplestilskin!!!"
"On what grounds?"
"He's a racist, Islamaphobic meanypants!"
"Ummm.... that's not grounds for impeachment. You have to have an actual crime as grounds for impeachment/"
"Well, TEH RUSSIANS!!!! Obviously they hacked the entire election, including my dimebag, and that's grounds for impeachment!!! It's TREASON!!"
"Actually, no, it's not, but beyond that, you have absolutely zero evidence to back up your claim."
"Sure I do! The Washington Post said so! That's evidence right there, buddy! You don't know what you're talking about!"
"No, that's not actually evidence at all. An accusation, a baseless one at that, is not evidence. Where is the actual evidence?"
"Well, I'm pretty sure that my FReeper cousin's girlfriend's Warren-supporting brother heard in middle school from someone on facebook that Trump actually blew Putin in 1998, so it has to be true. Putin is teh debbilll and Trump has to be IMPEACHED because of this treason!"
"Actually, Trump has never met Putin in person. That didn't happen."
"You lying bastard! Brian Williams was there!"
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Holy crap that was funny. :rofl:
Thanks. Progs' versions of Just So Stories are so implausible that the elephant's child would snort in derision on hearing one.
A suggestion: if you have kids or grandkids find Kipling's Just So Stories at the library and read "The Elephant's Child" (http://www.boop.org/jan/justso/elephant.htm) aloud to them. They will literally be :rotf: !
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For thinkg themselves so smart (IIRc every single DUmbass has a self described 130+IQ) they sure don't bother to understand or research a single thing they pull out of their asses.
I'm not sure what DUmmy is more stupid, the ones that pull really stupid things out of their ass or the DUmmys that FAP to those really stupid things that are pulled out of another DUmmy's ass?
What I can now say with a 95% confidence level that there is a 98% chance that that fella Sally Kohn is a DUmmy.
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I'm not sure what DUmmy is more stupid, the ones that pull really stupid things out of their ass or the DUmmys that FAP to those really stupid things that are pulled out of another DUmmy's ass?
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At that level of stupid that's a distinction without a difference.
Speaking of high-grade stupid:
Star Member Ilsa (42,026 posts)
3. I want 45 fully exposed. I want him exposed like a naked Miss Teen USA in the dressing room with the owner walking through.
That's an allusion to a Trump-is-a-sexual-predator era claim that was debunked by contestants stating that the claim is false (don't recall if it was Miss USA or Miss Teen USA). Not that facts matter to DU-folk.