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Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
http://www.kmov.com/story/34627933/pet-rabbit-blamed-for-starting-de-soto-fire
DE SOTO, Mo. (KMOV.com) - A fire that broke out shortly before 2:00 a.m. caused significant damage to a two-story duplex in the 900 block of North 2nd Street in De Soto.
Investigators told News 4 the fire appears to have been started by a candle.
"It was possible from candles being lit in an area of the residence, and a pet rabbit possibly knocking over the candle causing the area to catch fire," said De Soto Police Department Captain Michael McMunn.
Rabbits are arsonists, murderers, and terrorists! :mad: :argh:
They start wildfires to kill humans and ptarmigans! :mad: :argh:
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Pet rabbit blamed for starting De Soto fire
http://www.kmov.com/story/34627933/pet-rabbit-blamed-for-starting-de-soto-fire
Rabbits are arsonists, murderers, and terrorists! :mad: :argh:
They start wildfires to kill humans and ptarmigans! :mad: :argh:
Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:
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Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:
But, ptarmigans taste like chicken. Granted, rangy, gamy chicken, but still like chicken. :-)
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But, ptarmigans taste like chicken. Granted, rangy, gamy chicken, but still like chicken. :-)
That's why we can do without the stupid things. :whistling:
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That's why we can do without the stupid things. :whistling:
Eskimos need something to chew on since liberals don't let them hunt whales.
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Eskimos need something to chew on since liberals don't let them hunt whales.
Eskimos can always eat rabbits. There are plenty of them. :fuelfire:
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Well, the ptarmigans we can do without . . . :whistling:
Be careful what you wish for. Kill all ptarmigans, the rabbits will kill all humans.