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Title: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 18, 2017, 12:30:42 PM
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Drahthaardogs

Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullshit.

Yesterday while getting my physical the nurse and I were going over the questionnaire. I chuckled at a few of them and she told me "I know. These are dumb. It's from Obamacare but don't worry, Trump is going to fix it." 

I laughed in her face and asked her what exactly had she seen in the last month that would lead her to believe Trump was capable of fixing ANYTHING? 

She told me it's not his fault, he inherited a huge mess. 

I said, Oh really? Obama inherited two wars, the great Recession, and a stock market at 6000. He handled his business like a boss. 

She was speechless and walked out. 

Call them out DUers. No more taking the high road. Make them eat this shit sandwich they created.

Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 18, 2017, 12:43:26 PM
not a good idea to **** with the nurse who will be taking your blood sample in a few minutes.  She just might have problems finding a vein and have to stick you numerous times before she gets the blood flowing...
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 18, 2017, 12:47:17 PM
No bongs.  No cop in bushes, no applauding other patients, doctors, RX salespeople, janitors, etc.

They just aren't trying anymore.

The demoralization is all but complete.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: franksolich on February 18, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
You know, when I went to see a physician last November, during the pre-appointment examination, the nurse apologized, and said she was asking this question only because Obozo mandates it now, apparently.

She asked me what I considered my sexual orientation.

What the Hell that has to do with a cardiac examination, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 18, 2017, 01:03:26 PM
You know, when I went to see a physician last November, during the pre-appointment examination, the nurse apologized, and said she was asking this question only because Obozo mandates it now, apparently.

She asked me what I considered my sexual orientation.

What the Hell that has to do with a cardiac examination, I have no idea.

Maybe she wanted to know what get your heart a'fluttering...  :naughty:
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: franksolich on February 18, 2017, 01:15:10 PM
Maybe she wanted to know what get your heart a'fluttering...  :naughty:

No, seriously.

Next time you yourself go to a physician's office, see if you get asked Obozo's question.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: thundley4 on February 18, 2017, 01:25:08 PM
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I said, Oh really? Obama inherited two wars, the great Recession, and a stock market at 6000. He handled his business like a boss.

Obama bombed even more countries than President Bush. Median income and wages went down under Obama. Unemployment for women and minorities went up. But hey, Wall Street did great under Obama.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 18, 2017, 01:31:17 PM
No bongs.  No cop in bushes, no applauding other patients, doctors, RX salespeople, janitors, etc.

They just aren't trying anymore.

The demoralization is all but complete.
Speechless and making them walk away deserves one bong.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: Undies on February 18, 2017, 02:34:39 PM
No, seriously.

Next time you yourself go to a physician's office, see if you get asked Obozo's question.

I have twice experienced some nosy questions in a doctor's office.  I answered by saying I do not answer personal questions which do not pertain to the health issue at hand.  I then say if my refusal to answer means I can't be treated, so be it.  Both times the questions were dropped.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: thundley4 on February 18, 2017, 02:47:23 PM
I have twice experienced some nosy questions in a doctor's office.  I answered by saying I do not answer personal questions which do not pertain to the health issue at hand.  I then say if my refusal to answer means I can't be treated, so be it.  Both times the questions were dropped.

I had an appointment with an oncologist Thursday. He asked if I had any unexplained bruising not caused by my wife.

Of course he has also asked if I had any out of the ordinary bleeding including "that time of the month". 

He's a good doctor and I'll miss his humor, but I'm glad I don't have to see him again.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: Karin on February 18, 2017, 03:35:49 PM
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She asked me what I considered my sexual orientation.

What the Hell that has to do with a cardiac examination, I have no idea.

How insulting!  If anything, that may be a question for a psychiatrist to ask. 

None of their business.  Similarly, it is now none of the IRS's business to enquire if you had health insurance all last year.  Thank you President Trump!

****ing democrats. 
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: USA4ME on February 18, 2017, 04:16:23 PM
The primitive is too dumb to even reply correctly.

To the statement "I know. These are dumb. It's from Obamacare but don't worry, Trump is going to fix it," the correct response is "I sure hope so because that Obama guy was a idiot!!"

Com'n, primitives! If you can't even talk to a nurse correctly, how do you expect others to take you seriously?

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Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: Undies on February 18, 2017, 06:38:34 PM
I had an appointment with an oncologist Thursday. He asked if I had any unexplained bruising not caused by my wife.

Of course he has also asked if I had any out of the ordinary bleeding including "that time of the month". 

He's a good doctor and I'll miss his humor, but I'm glad I don't have to see him again.

Yes, praise the Lord for healing.....and for funny doctors!
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: FunkyZero on February 18, 2017, 07:33:51 PM
No, seriously.

Next time you yourself go to a physician's office, see if you get asked Obozo's question.

the only thing I ever noticed was a pediatrician kept asking us if we owned firearms... they asked every damn time we visited for a checkup for the kids. I always told her no. It would be funny sometimes because I would say no, and one of they boys would call me out in front of her.. "but dad, you have TEN BILLION GUNS"  hehee, kids.

The last straw was I finally answered that we had a loaded firearm in every room but that it was no worry because my kids were well trained in firearm usage and safety. The look on her face was all worth it. She turned a little red and just moved on to the next question. She also stopped doing those damn quizzes every freekin visit too. Not sure if it was a result of my answer or not, but at least it stopped.
This is the same one that kept nagging me that even though I smoked outside, that the "second hand smoke" on my clothing would give my kids cancer.
God I hated her, and my wife insisted we stay at that place because she was supposedly one of the best around.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: FlaGator on February 18, 2017, 07:57:58 PM
Flagator's rule number 4 for a happy life: Never piss off someone who handles your medical tests or your food.
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: diesel driver on February 19, 2017, 07:46:44 AM
Obama bombed even more countries than President Bush. Median income and wages went down under Obama. Unemployment for women and minorities went up. But hey, Wall Street did great under Obama.

Hard not to when you pump $4+ TRILLION into it...
Not to mention, poverty went up, and he DOUBLED the national debt.

Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: diesel driver on February 19, 2017, 07:50:26 AM
Flagator's rule number 4 for a happy life: Never piss off someone who handles your medical tests or your food.

Or someone who operates machinery 20 times larger than a Prius...
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: FunkyZero on February 19, 2017, 09:24:39 AM
Flagator's rule number 4 for a happy life: Never piss off someone who handles your medical tests or your food.

I'm not worried about the doc, she's a hack. It was my wife constantly warning me not to piss the doc off, fearing she would dump us.
Then again, she handles my food and knows where I sleep, so there's that...
Title: Re: Big Bouncy Balls: Laugh at them in their face. Call their bullsh*t
Post by: SVPete on February 19, 2017, 10:04:15 AM
not a good idea to **** with the nurse who will be taking your blood sample in a few minutes.  She just might have problems finding a vein and have to stick you numerous times before she gets the blood flowing...

Oy! That is cringe-worthy. I haven't had a successful blood test from my right arm in 14 years, despite occasional, painful, attempts.

Federal mandates of the past 10 or 20 years have greatly complicated medical processes. Mandated irrelevant intrusive questions, onerous information handling regs, forced computerization ... it's driving individual doctors into group practice or into retirement. All those regs mandate enormous personnel and equipment expense, with no counter-balancing revenue or productivity increase. Many individual doctors cannot afford the mandated overhead cost increases. Even some smaller groups are being forced into bankruptcy or into merging into larger groups.