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Title: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: CC27 on February 17, 2017, 01:29:15 PM
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I am going to buy my first gun


I've always been against guns. I've always told my wife we would never have one in the house.

But things have changed.

We have an actual tyrant in power who is literally threatening to round up immigrants today. And those not speaking out now will be wondering what happened when he starts rounding up black people, then Muslims, and then themselves.

I will not stand idly by while my Pakistani neighbors are rounded up for not conforming to Drumpf's vision for America.

This man is dangerous. I knew this. But I came to a realization yesterday when I saw him spending hours attacking the free press for saying anything negative about him. It scared me to my core.

I will not let Trump and his goons come to my house to round me up, or take my friends and neighbors. All simply because we disagree with him and don't support his bigoted, racist, White Supremacist America. I will defend myself at all costs.

I still have to discuss this with my wife as she is truly terrified of a gun in the house but I am at a loss at this point.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028668254

Sure you are... whiny bitch.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:34:12 PM
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

This is the primitive who stops and bawls like a baby at the least little thing.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2017, 01:35:43 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 17, 2017, 01:43:57 PM
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We have an actual tyrant in power who is literally threatening to round up immigrants today. And those not speaking out now will be wondering what happened when he starts rounding up black people, then Muslims, and then themselves.

Only a DUmmy could take "travel ban from certain countries" and "enforce our laws" and turn it into rounding up blacks and muslims.

And a gun held by a crying child who is askeered of them will make no difference when we start to do so.

I want this one and his family in my compound -- it is 6-Tango-Foxtrot-Unit-66.  I think SVPete is coordinating the trains???
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: BadCat on February 17, 2017, 01:46:55 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:

Mr ***** is going to pull on ICE agents?
That's not going to end well for him.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2017, 02:07:42 PM
The DUmmies were probably taken in by the #FakeNews story from AP that President Trump was going to mobilize 100K national guard to round up illegals.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2017, 02:48:59 PM
Be sure to test it properly...you know, load it, look down the muzzle, pull the trigger, and make sure a bullet actually comes out...
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: SVPete on February 17, 2017, 02:49:10 PM
The DUmmies were probably taken in by the #FakeNews story from AP that President Trump was going to mobilize 100K national guard to round up illegals.

Here de link. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4235164/Trump-weighs-mobilizing-Nat-Guard-immigration-roundups.html)

Wasn't there an, "I'm gonna get me a gun!" thread on DU a month or so ago? Some "married" gay guy, in TX, IIRC?
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: fatboy on February 17, 2017, 03:05:30 PM
Great Idea!

I think I'm gonna buy my first gun (for the month).
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 17, 2017, 03:17:00 PM
Mr ***** is going to pull on ICE agents?
That's not going to end well for him.
Leftists before Trump: "Guns are useless for use against the government!

Leftists now: "I'm going to buy a gun to defend against the government oppressors!"

Heroes in their own minds.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: ShortGuy on February 17, 2017, 03:45:09 PM
For the love of God, someone talk to that person. The last thing he needs is to buy a firearm out of some stupid, unjustified, knee jerk reaction to policy only on criminals. I didn't see a remark about any training. Dude is gonna shoot himself in the foot or worse. Pansy, virtue signaling, stupid bitch pissing himself for no reason. I normally try to be civil in the stupidity that is flowing about this country but damn. I do hope for the sake of the general public that guy is just playing the victim to get some attention from the DUmmies.

DUmmies, if you're reading this, talk him off the ledge. Last thing he needs is a gun. He needs professional help.


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Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: fatboy on February 17, 2017, 04:02:03 PM
For the love of God, someone talk to that person. The last thing he needs is to buy a firearm out of some stupid, unjustified, knee jerk reaction to policy only on criminals. I didn't see a remark about any training. Dude is gonna shoot himself in the foot or worse. Pansy, virtue signaling, stupid bitch pissing himself for no reason. I normally try to be civil in the stupidity that is flowing about this country but damn. I do hope for the sake of the general public that guy is just playing the victim to get some attention from the DUmmies.

DUmmies, if you're reading this, talk him off the ledge. Last thing he needs is a gun. He needs professional help.


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That is true of the bulk of the DUmmies. Most of them cannot simply saunter into a gun shop like you and me and walk out with shiny new hardware due to their felony drug arrests, protective from domestic abuse orders and their (302) involuntary confinements. Crazy has it's consequences.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: BadCat on February 17, 2017, 04:27:11 PM
That is true of the bulk of the DUmmies. Most of them cannot simply saunter into a gun shop like you and me and walk out with shiny new hardware due to their felony drug arrests, protective from domestic abuse orders and their (302) involuntary confinements. Crazy has it's consequences.

YESSIR!
Don't think we heard a peep out of them when obama enacted his EO banning people on SSDI from purchasing a firearm.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: fatboy on February 17, 2017, 04:31:25 PM
Yes and those taking medical MJ cannot buy either.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: 67 Rover on February 17, 2017, 05:01:43 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:

Ha!  I can imagine this DUmmie would also manage to short cycle a .17 as well.

Hmmm. I wonder if it will join the NRA and stand up for his 2A rights?
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 17, 2017, 05:23:31 PM
Only a DUmmy could take "travel ban from certain countries" and "enforce our laws" and turn it into rounding up blacks and muslims.

And a gun held by a crying child who is askeered of them will make no difference when we start to do so.

I want this one and his family in my compound -- it is 6-Tango-Foxtrot-Unit-66.  I think SVPete is coordinating the trains???

Actually, I'm coordinating the train, but if SV Pete wants to help, I need it. Trying to figure out how to get 4,239 cars per hour into the camp on 3 tracks is proving difficult.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2017, 05:33:24 PM
Actually, I'm coordinating the train, but if SV Pete wants to help, I need it. Trying to figure out how to get 4,239 cars per hour into the camp on 3 tracks is proving difficult.

High speed rail to the camp, which is located on the edge of the Grand Canyon?
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2017, 05:40:45 PM
That is true of the bulk of the DUmmies. Most of them cannot simply saunter into a gun shop like you and me and walk out with shiny new hardware due to their felony drug arrests, protective from domestic abuse orders and their (302) involuntary confinements. Crazy has it's consequences.

I can't either because then I have to come back 10 days later....because Kommifornia.

Just my opinion but I think Trump is going to push same gun laws for all states, like homo marriage. It maybe called reciprocal CCW or whatever but the Commerce Clause is going to get firmly implanted in the leftist ****'s assholes by Trump's size 11. Then I get to do what I could do in the 80s.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 17, 2017, 05:56:19 PM
Thread locked, moved to the Gungeon.

Edit, not moved. Just a recommendation from silly nanny DUmp mods.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 17, 2017, 06:57:24 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:
A rip roaring case of PTSD would be well nigh unavoidable.
It's true!
It was in the Fishwrap of Record Noo Yorck TYmes!!!!
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 17, 2017, 06:59:00 PM
Be sure to test it properly...you know, load it, look down the muzzle, pull the trigger, and make sure a bullet actually comes out...
That's very thoughtful advice, DAT. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: zeitgeist on February 17, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
DUmmie's got a gun?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A[/youtube]

Ok so I am older than dirt :rofl:
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: ShortGuy on February 17, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
Ha!  I can imagine this DUmmie would also manage to short cycle a .17 as well.

Hmmm. I wonder if it will join the NRA and stand up for his 2A rights?
That would be a drastic shift from crazed Lib looney beliefs.


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Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: ShortGuy on February 17, 2017, 07:32:35 PM
That reminds me. Time to finalize my parts list for my AR build.


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Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2017, 07:37:49 PM
Actually, I'm coordinating the train, but if SV Pete wants to help, I need it. Trying to figure out how to get 4,239 cars per hour into the camp on 3 tracks is proving difficult.

Critical Path Management is your friend.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 17, 2017, 07:51:15 PM
DUmmie's got a gun?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A[/youtube]

Ok so I am older than dirt :rofl:
Not really.  Some days I feel that way, but that song was from my high school & college years.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 17, 2017, 08:33:01 PM
Look, motherfvckers.............  buy decent weapons.  It's going to really piss me off to keep pilfering your wasted flesh, for crap.

Your death will be cruel, painful and hopefully, drawn out.

Oh!!  just a note:  Buy .45ACP  Please. 

Thanks, little jagoffs.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 17, 2017, 08:52:05 PM
Great Idea!

I think I'm gonna buy my first gun (for the month).

:hi5:   :rotf:  Oh, get two!!   :lmao:
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Delmar on February 17, 2017, 09:02:26 PM
Only a DUmmy could take "travel ban from certain countries" and "enforce our laws" and turn it into rounding up blacks and muslims.

And a gun held by a crying child who is askeered of them will make no difference when we start to do so.

I want this one and his family in my compound -- it is 6-Tango-Foxtrot-Unit-66.  I think SVPete is coordinating the trains???

I've got a cushy professional office job all lined up--putting my new degree from the Trump University School of Dentistry to work.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/Marathon%20Man%202_zpsjlyygwfo.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/Marathon%20Man%202_zpsjlyygwfo.jpg.html)
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Fourwinds on February 17, 2017, 09:24:25 PM
I'd find out where the DU douche lives and notify local law enforcement. Usually when a leftist kook gets a gun it isn't for self defense.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 17, 2017, 09:45:38 PM
Actually, I'm coordinating the train, but if SV Pete wants to help, I need it. Trying to figure out how to get 4,239 cars per hour into the camp on 3 tracks is proving difficult.

You do it by double decking.  The top part has each group of "enrollees."  When coming to the station, the top part is released and slowly rolls to a spot, where a previous empty car was picked up-- the train itself never stops:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/19/video-undefined-1A33408500000578-51_636x358.jpg)

We should be able to pack 'em in to make Mr. Trump's quotas.

Good thing we have the Education and Energy budgets for this.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: tuolumnejim on February 17, 2017, 10:20:41 PM
The recoil of a .17 HMR would probably throw this whiny bitch into a crying jag that would rival the water coming out of Oroville this week. :whistling:

Or you could find a limp wristed NY reporter.  :-)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThzNEs9jh_8[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: Big Dog on February 17, 2017, 10:58:51 PM
For the love of God, someone talk to that person. The last thing he needs is to buy a firearm out of some stupid, unjustified, knee jerk reaction to policy only on criminals. I didn't see a remark about any training. Dude is gonna shoot himself in the foot or worse. Pansy, virtue signaling, stupid bitch pissing himself for no reason. I normally try to be civil in the stupidity that is flowing about this country but damn. I do hope for the sake of the general public that guy is just playing the victim to get some attention from the DUmmies.

DUmmies, if you're reading this, talk him off the ledge. Last thing he needs is a gun. He needs professional help.


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You're kinder than I am. I have no problem with the idea of this DUmbshit dying by his own hand.
Title: Re: I am going to buy my first gun
Post by: ShortGuy on February 18, 2017, 09:32:57 PM
Not really.  Some days I feel that way, but that song was from my high school & college years.
Back when MTV actually played music videos. Those were the days.


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