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Title: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: JakeStyle on February 17, 2017, 12:49:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028667463

The thrilling sequel to yesterdays episode http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028661497

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Fri Feb 17, 2017, 11:28 AM

Star Member Doreen (1,153 posts)

OMFG!! he got forced back to Germany!!!

I can not talk about it but I wanted to warn you so you know what is really happening. I am serious though I can not talk about it. I will be on to talk about other things but not this. THIS IS SIMPLY A WARNING!!

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 11:33 AM

Star Member randome (33,758 posts)
5. Your boyfriend was expelled?

Jesus Christ! Sorry you are going through this. Dolt45 strikes again! This time closer to home.

Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2017, 12:52:21 PM
If "he got 'forced' back to Germany," there's a lot going on here that the distressed primitive isn't telling anyone. :confused:
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:00:21 PM
Well now, it appears someone's lying.

This, from yesterday:

https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=112584.0

This, same link:

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GOOD NEWS!!! HE DID HAVE AN IMMIGRATION LAWYER. HE IS NOT GETTING SENT BACK. I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW LATER MORE DETAIL WHEN HE IS ABLE TO TALK MORE. HE IS STILL WITH ICE. THANK YOU ALL FOR TALKING TO ME BECAUSE I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT...AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED.

Remember the First Rule of Primitivity: DUmmies lie; all the time, DUmmies lie.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:02:40 PM
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tammywammy (25,634 posts)    Fri Feb 17, 2017, 01:33 PM

106. Your story doesn't add up
 
He was called into immigration yesterday and deported today? The system doesn't work that fast. Period. 
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:03:48 PM
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PoliticAverse (16,150 posts)      Fri Feb 17, 2017, 01:55 PM

129. It would appear that someone involved in this story is not telling the whole truth.

Uh-huh.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
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GentryDixon (2,224 posts)      Fri Feb 17, 2017, 01:59 PM

132. Is that you Torch?

Obviously a reference to all the scams Torchy the Bitch pulled about a year ago.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2017, 01:12:32 PM
Obviously a reference to all the scams Torchy the Bitch pulled about a year ago.

It's too bad that we don't have a "pants on fire" emoticon . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: JakeStyle on February 17, 2017, 01:15:30 PM
New thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028668592

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Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:12 PM

Star Member Doreen (1,154 posts)

OMFG!! with new news to make this more clear.
My boyfriend just called me on his way to Germany in Iceland. I found out that he was born to a German father and mother. His German father died on the Autobahn when he was 4 months old. His mother later met his American father while he was stationed in Frankfurt Germany. They got married and when my boyfriend was 3 his American father started procedure to adopt him which because my boyfriend was a German citizen and going through American law also it took until he was about 6 before it was complete. When he was 7 his American father died. Now his mother had had dual citizenship to the U.S by the time my boyfriend was born but he was born in a German hospital. He came here when he was 14 with his mother and had to take the citizenship test to become a citizen of the U.S. His mother died when he was 16 ( yes he has dealt with a lot of death ) so she is not here for them to check with. He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up. He by the way has 6 immigration lawyers a couple are in Germany and the others are in a few different states in America and except for paying $500 it is all Pro Bono. He does not want me to go to a news source at this time because he does not want to ruffle the idiots feathers at this time any more than they are already ruffled. He went to Germany by the way so he did not have to sit in a detention center which he found out by his lawyer would take longer for them to get the info and being free in Germany it would be faster to gather the info the assholes need. That is why he went to Germany so it was not forced...well not completely as they gave him a flippin choice of leaving the country or detention. He is also not entirely sure if we will end up moving to Germany...still kinda up in the air about that. I will try to answer questions but our talk was not very long as he was just doing a layover for a little while.

Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:18:13 PM
New thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028668592

Well.

You know, some of us are expecting the primitives to swallow this.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 01:19:42 PM
New thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028668592

Hmmm.

I see Jennifer killed that thread in just two posts.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: BadCat on February 17, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
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He is also not entirely sure if we will end up moving to Germany...still kinda up in the air about that

Translation:
He ditched the dumb bitch.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 17, 2017, 01:21:30 PM
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JustAnotherGen (22,948 posts)

48. 'Who'

ICE? Seriously - you need to reach out to a group like vote vets .org or even better - John McCain.

What you are talking about is removing just on a lark an American citizen.

Full stop - he's an American citizen. This isn't an issue for an Immigration attorney - this is an issue for a Civil Rights attorney.

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Doreen (1,153 posts)

52. Yes ICE. Unless my boyfriend gives me permission I can not do anything.

How convenient.

Either she's making this up or he's found a novel way of dumping her.

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triron (2,430 posts)

13. Please contact Rachel of TRMS

about this.

Yes. Please.

Or better yet, we could do it for you.

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JustAnotherGen (22,948 posts)

39. She can't discuss it - she's saying it's not safe

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uQ3MQ0_XPUQ/UfkNuHCmIMI/AAAAAAAAEh4/rLT7FubqNFQ/s1600/paxton2.jpg)

"If not for me; do it for your country."
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2017, 02:05:59 PM
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He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him

Yep, with everything else President Trump is getting done, he found time to fire and replace all those low level functionaries at immigration.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Maverick1987 on February 17, 2017, 02:14:09 PM
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Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:12 PM

Star Member Doreen (1,154 posts)

OMFG!! with new news to make this more clear.
My boyfriend just called me on his way to Germany in Iceland. I found out that he was born to a German father and mother. His German father died on the Autobahn when he was 4 months old. His mother later met his American father while he was stationed in Frankfurt Germany. They got married and when my boyfriend was 3 his American father started procedure to adopt him which because my boyfriend was a German citizen and going through American law also it took until he was about 6 before it was complete. When he was 7 his American father died. Now his mother had had dual citizenship to the U.S by the time my boyfriend was born but he was born in a German hospital. He came here when he was 14 with his mother and had to take the citizenship test to become a citizen of the U.S. His mother died when he was 16 ( yes he has dealt with a lot of death ) so she is not here for them to check with. He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up. He by the way has 6 immigration lawyers a couple are in Germany and the others are in a few different states in America and except for paying $500 it is all Pro Bono. He does not want me to go to a news source at this time because he does not want to ruffle the idiots feathers at this time any more than they are already ruffled. He went to Germany by the way so he did not have to sit in a detention center which he found out by his lawyer would take longer for them to get the info and being free in Germany it would be faster to gather the info the assholes need. That is why he went to Germany so it was not forced...well not completely as they gave him a flippin choice of leaving the country or detention. He is also not entirely sure if we will end up moving to Germany...still kinda up in the air about that. I will try to answer questions but our talk was not very long as he was just doing a layover for a little while.

Where is Germany in Iceland?

How could his father be only 4 months old at the time of his death?

What a mind-numbing read, which is obviously a mash of lies...either by her, or him trying to ditch this crazy b***h
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2017, 02:42:45 PM
Translation:
He ditched the dumb bitch.

That's what I'm getting out of it.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: fatboy on February 17, 2017, 02:51:41 PM
I think this is my fav response to this cf....

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Response to Doreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:27 PM

Star Member obamanut2012 (12,481 posts)

6. lolz
 
TTW did this with way more panache.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2017, 02:58:04 PM
This really a miracle as the DUchebag could join her boyfriend in Germany and get out of Trump's Amerikkka.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: SVPete on February 17, 2017, 03:00:01 PM
Where is Germany in Iceland?

How could his father be only 4 months old at the time of his death?

What a mind-numbing read, which is obviously a mash of lies...either by her, or him trying to ditch this crazy b***h

Very sloppily written, very unclear on significant issues, and at least one contradiction:

* "... a German father and mother ... ";

* "... his mother had had dual citizenship to the U.S ...".

If she had dual citizenship, he would not need to take a citizenship test. Sounds to me like either she's fabricating on the fly, or repeating his fabrications without realizing they don't make sense. I'll go with the former. Hamiltonian TP may have been in her not too recent past, IYKWIM.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Karin on February 17, 2017, 03:17:06 PM
Anybody picking apart this story has waaay more patience than me.  That's funny though, his dad dying when dad was 4 months old.   :lmao:

OMFG!!!   :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Carl on February 17, 2017, 03:37:16 PM
I am trying to figure out what her point is in trying to keep this ludicrous story going.
Possibly a gofundme begathon but just way too stupid for that now.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2017, 05:24:13 PM
It's probably his total BS story and she actually believes it, and is overwrought and in emo distress in a legit way.  The story, of course, is full of people who conveniently died 'Just after' getting some critical step done, which smells a lot like a vague explanation for why nonexistent paperwork can't be found.  German guy looks to have been up to something about which the gullible DUmmie is completely unaware and still is totally oblivious to the fact she's been played over and over, and is still being played long distance.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 17, 2017, 05:26:41 PM
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Response to whathehell (Reply #12)Sun Jan 22, 2017, 01:06 AM
Star Member Doreen (1,180 posts)
13. I may end up leaving the country also if it gets to bad.

My boyfriend has duel citizenship in Germany and it could be possible we will move to Frankfurt. We do want to live in this country but if we have to we will go.

I think he decided to go back without her and now he's gone and there's nothing she can do about except create some scenario where the idiot wasn't dumped - she's a hysterical flake:

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Denmark will be heaven compared to what the USA will be. Can you say debt prisons coming to the USA? The USA will no longer exist because it will be the Corporation of Trump. Gay people will be allowed to be murdered along with any other nationality's. Can you say fanatical Middle East treatment of women being lawful and child labor laws changing. Prices will sky rocket and pay will be cut in half or more and ANY help will be taken away. I also see it becoming illegal to vote unless you make a certain amount of money. If he becomes president the average American is screwed.
http://radaris.com/~Doreen-Fairgrieve/188275614

I think his last name was "Manicke" but her FB page is under the "Fairgrieve" name - from what I see so far, dumb Doreen is better off now.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2017, 05:35:56 PM
I am trying to figure out what her point is in trying to keep this ludicrous story going.
Possibly a gofundme begathon but just way too stupid for that now.

A gofundme page to fund her trip to Germany so she can continue to be with stalk the guy that dumped her?
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: zeitgeist on February 17, 2017, 05:37:46 PM
This will be my final post from deep in the hurtgen forest I will not post again 'till Ash Wednesday.

Cool story bro.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: SVPete on February 17, 2017, 07:55:36 PM
Anybody picking apart this story has waaay more patience than me.  That's funny though, his dad dying when dad was 4 months old.   :lmao:

OMFG!!!   :rofl:

Like I said, sloppy writing. "His German father died on the Autobahn when he was 4 months old." Actually means, "BF's German father died on the Autobahn when BF was 4 months old." The original sentence can be construed either way, which is why careful usage of pronouns is important. Personally, I probably under-use pronouns, just to avoid ambiguities like this one.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 17, 2017, 10:05:00 PM
Where is Germany in Iceland?

How could his father be only 4 months old at the time of his death?

What a mind-numbing read, which is obviously a mash of lies...either by her, or him trying to ditch this crazy b***h

Escher painting with words.  From what I can tell, his real father died then the replacement father died, then his mom died, then he died, leaving his brother an orphan.

Or something.

I agree with the majority: he wisely dumped the DUmmy and knew she was stupid enough to swallow this story.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Big Dog on February 17, 2017, 11:01:38 PM
Anybody picking apart this story has waaay more patience than me.  That's funny though, his dad dying when dad was 4 months old.   :lmao:

OMFG!!!   :rofl:

He got started young. Reeeeeeeeally young.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: FunkyZero on February 17, 2017, 11:25:58 PM
That's what I'm getting out of it.

Man, I've told some whoppers to ditch a crazy chick in my days, but I never thought about leaving the damned country. This one must be worth the effort
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: sharkhawk on February 18, 2017, 01:02:59 AM
Do some people on this thread really believe there is a "boyfriend".  Story was BS from the start.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: franksolich on February 18, 2017, 01:07:42 AM
Do some people on this thread really believe there is a "boyfriend".  Story was BS from the start.

Despite that many seem to think there's really a guy, and he's trying a creative way to dump her, I've thought from the beginning even he was made up.

We got a primitive woman here with a fertile imagination, and President Trump ostensibly unfairly shipping all these immigrants back home, and so this was a tale she created to emphasize the "human" "tragedy" of it all.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 18, 2017, 01:27:22 AM
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My boyfriend has duel citizenship

Does that mean he can shoot himself at ten paces?
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Adam Wood on February 18, 2017, 02:40:45 AM
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Fri Feb 17, 2017, 02:12 PM

Star Member Doreen (1,154 posts)

OMFG!! with new news to make this more clear.
My boyfriend just called me on his way to Germany in Iceland. I found out that he was born to a German father and mother. His German father died on the Autobahn when he was 4 months old. His mother later met his American father while he was stationed in Frankfurt Germany. They got married and when my boyfriend was 3 his American father started procedure to adopt him which because my boyfriend was a German citizen and going through American law also it took until he was about 6 before it was complete. When he was 7 his American father died. Now his mother had had dual citizenship to the U.S by the time my boyfriend was born but he was born in a German hospital. He came here when he was 14 with his mother and had to take the citizenship test to become a citizen of the U.S. His mother died when he was 16 ( yes he has dealt with a lot of death ) so she is not here for them to check with. He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up. He by the way has 6 immigration lawyers a couple are in Germany and the others are in a few different states in America and except for paying $500 it is all Pro Bono. He does not want me to go to a news source at this time because he does not want to ruffle the idiots feathers at this time any more than they are already ruffled. He went to Germany by the way so he did not have to sit in a detention center which he found out by his lawyer would take longer for them to get the info and being free in Germany it would be faster to gather the info the assholes need. That is why he went to Germany so it was not forced...well not completely as they gave him a flippin choice of leaving the country or detention. He is also not entirely sure if we will end up moving to Germany...still kinda up in the air about that. I will try to answer questions but our talk was not very long as he was just doing a layover for a little while.
It took a little bit to parse this, but I'm pretty sure that I have the answer here.

He was in Iceland on his way to Germany.  That means that he took IcelandAir.  This matters because IcelandAir has for decades been an inexpensive way to get to Europe even on short notice.  The trick is that you always have to connect via Reykjavik and the schedules kinda stink, so travelers often are stuck at Keflavik airport for several hours.  Keflavik is about 35 miles away from the city center of Reykjavik, an expensive taxi ride, and the airport itself is staggeringly boring. 

Anyway, DUmmie Doreen's beau has either fled her, as some have postulated, or, I suspect, he was one of those facing a felony riot charge from the inauguration and he fled the country to avoid prosecution.  The clue is in this sentence: 
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He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up.

That is just not an ordinary, everyday charge, but recall that hundreds arrested in DC at the inauguration were indeed going to be charged with felonious inciting of riot.  Hence, I strongly suspect that Mr. Doreen here is in the process of becoming a fugitive from justice.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Texacon on February 18, 2017, 04:12:41 AM
Heh. Dude was fed up with her, jumped in his car, called and told her he was in Iceland, then drove back home to Tennessee where he is really from.

The end.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: SVPete on February 18, 2017, 07:24:10 AM
It took a little bit to parse this, but I'm pretty sure that I have the answer here.

He was in Iceland on his way to Germany.  That means that he took IcelandAir.  This matters because IcelandAir has for decades been an inexpensive way to get to Europe even on short notice.  The trick is that you always have to connect via Reykjavik and the schedules kinda stink, so travelers often are stuck at Keflavik airport for several hours.  Keflavik is about 35 miles away from the city center of Reykjavik, an expensive taxi ride, and the airport itself is staggeringly boring. 

Anyway, DUmmie Doreen's beau has either fled her, as some have postulated, or, I suspect, he was one of those facing a felony riot charge from the inauguration and he fled the country to avoid prosecution.  The clue is in this sentence: 
That is just not an ordinary, everyday charge, but recall that hundreds arrested in DC at the inauguration were indeed going to be charged with felonious inciting of riot.  Hence, I strongly suspect that Mr. Doreen here is in the process of becoming a fugitive from justice.


IF BF exists:

* BF probably had only German citizenship, probably came here legally, and maybe started the naturalization paperwork, but got lazy;

* Whether he told her the full story (stories) or not, BF was probably involved in serious political violence, possibly in the organization thereof;

* BF has been telling DU-chick a whole bunch of sob stories - the implausibilities and inconsistencies have accumulated through the months or years - to have a sympathetic bed warmer;

* The Trump Administration has been going after illegal and legal aliens who have done criminal things (more than entering the US illegally or overstaying visas), and BF is experiencing consequences instead of Obamian moosh.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: eismann82 on February 18, 2017, 03:36:43 PM
Somehow anyone that can explain his situation with proof has died . . . I call B S or its a sad tradic story he has read someone else had gone through like in a movie

Sent from my SM-S765C using Tapatalk

Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 18, 2017, 03:40:31 PM
IF BF exists:

* BF probably had only German citizenship, probably came here legally, and maybe started the naturalization paperwork, but got lazy;

* Whether he told her the full story (stories) or not, BF was probably involved in serious political violence, possibly in the organization thereof;

* BF has been telling DU-chick a whole bunch of sob stories - the implausibilities and inconsistencies have accumulated through the months or years - to have a sympathetic bed warmer;

* The Trump Administration has been going after illegal and legal aliens who have done criminal things (more than entering the US illegally or overstaying visas), and BF is experiencing consequences instead of Obamian moosh.

Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: thundley4 on February 18, 2017, 03:51:36 PM
Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.

That's where the gofundmyscam comes into play.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Adam Wood on February 18, 2017, 07:36:10 PM
That's where the gofundmyscam comes into play.
"We're just $10 away from getting Doreen's fake boyfriend back from Germany!  :bouncy:"
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: SVPete on February 19, 2017, 08:59:34 AM
Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.

"We're just $10 away from getting Doreen's fake boyfriend back from Germany!  :bouncy:"

H-5 apiece!

Being insufficiently cynical about things like this is among my greater faults.
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: Delmar on February 19, 2017, 09:10:51 AM
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Response to JustAnotherGen (Reply #48)Fri Feb 17, 2017, 12:36 PM
Star Member Doreen (1,213 posts)
52. Yes ICE. Unless my boyfriend gives me permission I can not do anything.

Don't wait for permission, listen to your heart Doreen.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=099FTUimCzA[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
Post by: dixierose on February 20, 2017, 11:22:45 AM
Heh. Dude was fed up with her, jumped in his car, called and told her he was in Iceland, then drove back home to Tennessee where he is really from.

The end.

KC

This was my thought as well.
 :cheersmate: