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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 05:56:04 AM

Title: primitives prepare for the Gathering Storm
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 05:56:04 AM
The past several hours—since yesterday afternoon—I’ve been haunted by an image of the buzzy one sitting on the commode, pants down to his ankles, anxiously preoccupied over a portable computer on his lap, where he’s deleting his comments on DU Jr., lest they get him into some sort of trouble.

It’s a phenomenon common among those who were once upperdogs, in control of everything, but the people rose, the world turned upside-down, and so who’re now the underdogs.  Since they might have to answer for their conduct while our overlords and masters, pay the consequences of misrule and malrule, there’s a need to cover up their pasts.

They’re afraid we’re going to send jackboots and Black Marias after them.

I really doubt the buzzy one has much to worry about though, when decent and civilized people begin exacting their retribution.  In the first place, he was pretty mild about lording over us, and in the second place, unlike most of the now-underdogs, he’s actually accomplished things in life, which entitles him to at least some respect.

Despite all their paranoia and fears, I don’t think the primitives have that much to worry about, especially since getting themselves omitted from the coming retribution is so easy.  We conservatives and Republicans are a very forgiving, indulgent people.

Big Mo, for example; all she has to do is don sackcloth, smear ashes all over her body, and go barefooted from person to person, beginning with her ex-husband and her children, humbly begging their forgiveness for having been such a jerk to them.

And the Bostonian Drunkard could garner immunity from retribution by washing-and-drying the asses of the next 100 people to use the restroom at Filene’s department store; I suspect that would be sufficient to get him forgiven for his arrogant hubris and pomposity.

I suspect the only primitives who need fear our jackboots and prison vans are hypertensive ol’ Bob and Cryano, the Oscar Wilde of DUmmieland, but they’ve oftentimes expressed a subconscious desire to be treated that way, so it’s probably time they got it anyway.
Title: Re: primitives prepare for the Gathering Storm
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 17, 2017, 06:19:50 AM
I find Buzz to be beneath contempt.

He puts on airs but as soon as you begin to mount evidence against him he blathers, "I don't have time for this" then puts you on ignore.

Then he reads about himself here and whines at DU Jr. "Sign up here with your CC name and say that!" As if that somehow matters. If you want to challenge me, you spineless shit weasel, here I am. Stop being such a ***** hiding behind the jury.

He also reads about himself here while constantly grousing about why we read DU.

He's a 2-faced coward. He deserves no special consideration.
Title: Re: primitives prepare for the Gathering Storm
Post by: BadCat on February 17, 2017, 07:31:42 AM
I find Buzz to be beneath contempt.

He puts on airs but as soon as you begin to mount evidence against him he blathers, "I don't have time for this" then puts you on ignore.

Then he reads about himself here and whines at DU Jr. "Sign up here with your CC name and say that!" As if that somehow matters. If you want to challenge me, you spineless shit weasel, here I am. Stop being such a ***** hiding behind the jury.

He also reads about himself here while constantly grousing about why we read DU.

He's a 2-faced coward. He deserves no special consideration.

Careful now Sarge, he took "the gloves off" a while back.
Title: Re: primitives prepare for the Gathering Storm
Post by: Carl on February 17, 2017, 08:21:02 AM
This may not be a popular position to take but I have to say I have gained much respect for Buzz as I interacted with him at DI.
Will never agree much or at all with his political positions but am pretty sure he was doing his own unique version of trolling his own at DU jr.
As I have said before,he tended to throw raw meat to the really thick headed and insane primitives as he is a person with a level of intelligence most of the leftists there could not combine to match.

Just a personal opinion is all.
Title: Re: primitives prepare for the Gathering Storm
Post by: franksolich on February 17, 2017, 08:31:36 AM
This may not be a popular position to take but I have to say I have gained much respect for Buzz as I interacted with him at DI.
Will never agree much or at all with his political positions but am pretty sure he was doing his own unique version of trolling his own at DU jr.
As I have said before,he tended to throw raw meat to the really thick headed and insane primitives as he is a person with a level of intelligence most of the leftists there could not combine to match.

Just a personal opinion is all.

My point in this too.

He's a primitive, and no honest friend of decent and civilized people, but he's a primitive of higher quality than nearly all the other primitives.  Ditto for Skins and the brooklynite primitive; they're primitives and hence not up to our class, but stratospherically above all the other primitives.