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Title: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2017, 03:15:47 PM
"Gee baby, I'd love to be with you forever but Trump is having me deported."

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Doreen (1,075 posts)

OMFG!!!

My boyfriend who has a duel citizenship with Germany just got called into immigration!! He is 54 and has had U.S citizenship since he was 15 and his father was also U.S army permanently stationed in Germany. I knew they were going to start picking on people with ANY type of dual citizenship. I know it does not help that he is into politics but now I am scared. I am about to cry.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028661497
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: SVPete on February 16, 2017, 03:19:11 PM
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My boyfriend who has a duel citizenship with Germany ...

BF's split personalities insulted each other and one of them demanded satisfaction? Wonder what happens when BF returns home and tells her it was something innocuous.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: Carl on February 16, 2017, 03:21:55 PM
Sounds like complete bullshit to me.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: Maverick1987 on February 16, 2017, 03:26:04 PM
That could be our friend DFW, who should be able to name-drop his way out of that mess.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2017, 03:29:33 PM
Sounds like complete bullshit to me.

Yeah.  Me, too.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 16, 2017, 03:29:36 PM
Sounds like complete bullshit to me.
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My boyfriend who has a duel citizenship with Germany just got called into immigration!! He is 54 and has had U.S citizenship since he was 15 and his father was also U.S army permanently stationed in Germany.

Complete and total lie. 

Once you are a citizen, you are a citizen.  If Immigrations "calls" tell them to shove it unless they have a warrant.

This makes no sense because it is not true.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: 67 Rover on February 16, 2017, 04:21:18 PM
 Damn you Trump!!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 16, 2017, 05:10:16 PM
Sounds like complete bullshit to me.

If it looks like bullshit, smells like bullshit... well it usually is bullshit.   :cheersmate:

As an aside... can't really blame the dummies. They are just following their MSM marching orders to show how the evil President Trump is sending all the immigrants off to the gulags.  Never mind the fact that the MSM has been talking about illegal aliens instead of legal immigrants.... dummies are pretty stupid when it comes to understanding marching orders.

I expect the poor odd legal immigrant getting hauled down to ICE central to show up in the MSM next.  What they won't show is said legal immigrant being released an hour later with apologies.

Edited to add: Frank rowed over there and saw this after this post:

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GOOD NEWS!!! HE DID HAVE AN IMMIGRATION LAWYER. HE IS NOT GETTING SENT BACK. I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW LATER MORE DETAIL WHEN HE IS ABLE TO TALK MORE. HE IS STILL WITH ICE. THANK YOU ALL FOR TALKING TO ME BECAUSE I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT...AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED.

Dummies, the MSM and their dem masters are sooooo predictable.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on February 16, 2017, 05:18:25 PM
I dated Doreens sister DynaMo Humm.   Maybe her Germocrat boyfriend just needs a homeland vacation.   My wrist is still numb.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: jukin on February 16, 2017, 05:32:07 PM
ZERO  :stoner: s
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2017, 05:40:06 PM
She's recanted.

Same link as above.

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GOOD NEWS!!! HE DID HAVE AN IMMIGRATION LAWYER. HE IS NOT GETTING SENT BACK. I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW LATER MORE DETAIL WHEN HE IS ABLE TO TALK MORE. HE IS STILL WITH ICE. THANK YOU ALL FOR TALKING TO ME BECAUSE I WAS REALLY FREAKING OUT...AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED.
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: Adam Wood on February 17, 2017, 01:58:21 AM
BF's split personalities insulted each other and one of them demanded satisfaction?
Heh!  First thing I noticed, too.

SIG Sauers at ten paces?
Title: Re: Proglodyte's BF finds creative way to dump her
Post by: SVPete on February 17, 2017, 07:13:53 AM
Heh!  First thing I noticed, too.

SIG Sauers at ten paces?

The weird thing is that she spelled it correctly 2 sentences later.