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Title: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2017, 09:44:10 AM
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Don't we all, don't we all.

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Runner Dude (3,089 posts)     Wed Feb 15, 2017, 05:43 AM

Hey! I just realized something. Do you know who we haven't heard from regarding this whole
 
Flynn thing? Nadin Bresinski. Remember her? She is/was our resident DI/DU expert on everything. She was a brain surgeon, nuclear physicist, meteorologist, political scientist, journalist, paramedic, janitor, fry cook, and an all around Jack/Jill of all trades.

I'm going out for a 15 mile run this morning. If you see or hear from her be sure to link to it so I can see it.

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Qukid (7,481 posts)      Wed Feb 15, 2017, 06:12 AM

1. She has a blog
 
where she plays journo/photog. 

https://reportingsandiego.com/

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rh24 (7,462 posts)     Wed Feb 15, 2017, 06:48 AM

2. She was on Free Republic back in the day..
 
There was nothing she didn't know...

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wisbadger (2,855 posts)      Wed Feb 15, 2017, 08:41 AM

3. You forgot to mention she also reads policy.

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You know what drives me nuts about DU Jr.?

Most comments there, including original topics, are one-sentence posts.

A paragraph on DU Jr.'s about as common as a Republican in Rhode Island, or a good-looking woman on Skins's island.

One can't be insightful, informative, or illuminative in just a single sentence; usually five or six long paragraphs is the minimum necessary.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: SVPete on February 15, 2017, 10:22:52 AM
I see they miss her fondly.

A single sentence? Geez! I could hardly limit myself to a single paragraph!
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: BadCat on February 15, 2017, 10:26:30 AM
It's not worth OUR trouble to post more than a sentence, because they don't understand the replies anyway.

And THEY are just not capable of stitching together more than one thought at a time.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2017, 10:35:56 AM
I see they miss her fondly.

A single sentence? Geez! I could hardly limit myself to a single paragraph!

The problem with threads full of only one-sentence, one-phrase, comments is that one never figures out what they're talking about. 

DU Juniorette #1: What do you think?
DU Juniorette #2:  I dunno.  You?
DU Juniorette #1: I guess the same you do.
DU Juniorette #2: Well, that's the right way to think.
DU JUniorette #1: Thank you.
DU JUniorette #3: What are we talking about here?
DU JUniorette #2: The same thing.
DU JUniorette #3: Which is?
DU JUniorette #1: If you don't like it, you can leave.
DU JUniorette #3: But I don't know if I like it or not.
DU JUniorette #2: Any sane person would like it.
DU JUniorette #3: Okay, I'll bite, I'll probably like it.  But what is it?
DU JUniorette #1: Well, you should know what it is by now.

And on and on it goes, all these vacuous one-phrase, one-sentence comments.

There's false advertising here, too; all those really inviting, really provocative, subject lines promising much illumination, but when one goes through all the time and trouble of opening a thread, one gets pretty much as what I made up, above.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2017, 10:37:19 AM
It's not worth OUR trouble to post more than a sentence, because they don't understand the replies anyway.

And THEY are just not capable of stitching together more than one thought at a time.

Well, yeah, that's right.

The left side over there doesn't seem especially bright, with the exception of the buzzy one.

The graham cracker is an idiot, and the Henry Ford one is an asshole.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2017, 11:22:34 AM
Well, yeah, that's right.

The left side over there doesn't seem especially bright, with the exception of the buzzy one.

The graham cracker is an idiot, and the Henry Ford one is an asshole.

They are a perfect example of people that think they are so smart they can`t help be stupid.
Buzz slyly toys with them I think.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2017, 11:34:38 AM
They are a perfect example of people that think they are so smart they can`t help be stupid.
Buzz slyly toys with them I think.

I think the buzzy one is missing his calling, ignoring where his real talents lie.

He perhaps thinks otherwise, but really, he's shallow and superficial in his politics and understanding of them.  It's kind of like Madonna or Ruth Bader Ginsberg as an arbiter of architectural taste.

However, think of it.

The buzzy one sprung into being and life on the concrete sidewalks of New Jersey.....and ended up making an eminently notable career of soil science.

"Dirt" may sound as if a slight, trivial thing, but actually dirt is pretty important; without dirt, ain't any of us gonna live.  We got to have dirt.

I was born and raised in Nebraska, which has more dirt than people; it's full of dirt here.  I don't know shit about dirt.  Not that I don't think it's important; on the contrary, I think it's very important.

At least I can say for myself that I respect dirt, recognize its importance.  But of course without really understanding it.  To franksolich, dirt is like God; it's a case of not knowing exactly what something is, but appreciating it nonetheless, respecting it, honoring it.

The buzzy one could probably write a best-selling book about how he, a little lad from the harsh pavements of urban New Jersey, got into dirt.  I'm serious here; I think it'd make a good topic.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2017, 11:45:38 AM
I think the buzzy one is missing his calling, ignoring where his real talents lie.

He perhaps thinks otherwise, but really, he's shallow and superficial in his politics and understanding of them.  It's kind of like Madonna or Ruth Bader Ginsberg as an arbiter of architectural taste.

However, think of it.

The buzzy one sprung into being and life on the concrete sidewalks of New Jersey.....and ended up making an eminently notable career of soil science.

"Dirt" may sound as if a slight, trivial thing, but actually dirt is pretty important; without dirt, ain't any of us gonna live.  We got to have dirt.

I was born and raised in Nebraska, which has more dirt than people; it's full of dirt here.  I don't know shit about dirt.  Not that I don't think it's important; on the contrary, I think it's very important.

At least I can say for myself that I respect dirt, recognize its importance.  But of course without really understanding it.  To franksolich, dirt is like God; it's a case of not knowing exactly what something is, but appreciating it nonetheless, respecting it, honoring it.

The buzzy one could probably write a best-selling book about how he, a little lad from the harsh pavements of urban New Jersey, got into dirt.  I'm serious here; I think it'd make a good topic.

Buzz is quite a bit more politically aloof and realistic then the atmosphere at both the DUmp and DI sort of call for from a person on his side of the aisle.
He may agree with the political ends the DU jr primitives long for but understands how one has to co exist with them at their level.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2017, 11:57:25 AM
Buzz is quite a bit more politically aloof and realistic then the atmosphere at both the DUmp and DI sort of call for from a person on his side of the aisle.
He may agree with the political ends the DU jr primitives long for but understands how one has to co exist with them at their level.

I suspect that's why franksolich always thought rather highly of the buzzy one, while Carl didn't necessarily so.  The latter was paying attention to the buzzy one's politics and nothing else about him, while I was paying attention to everything about him but his politics, which I'd long ago dismissed as the silly side of his nature.

We're all silly in one thing or another; it's human.  But it's good to not take the silly sides of people seriously, such as the manner in which I seek to offend real-life primitives spending the night here.

As for the buzzy one, I knew from the beginning, I knew from when he was here as "Night Owl" or "Nite Owl" or whatever, in the very early days of conservativecave, that his politics were shallow.  I always had the impression that when it comes to politics, the buzzy one just apes, mimics, what's cool, what's hip, what's trendy, what's with-it.  Popular sentiment (as expressed by people he likes, not the true popular sentiment) is his guide, not his original thinking.

That's being silly, so I always just ignored that aspect of him.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2017, 02:11:57 PM
The problem with threads full of only one-sentence, one-phrase, comments is that one never figures out what they're talking about. 

DU Juniorette #1: What do you think?
DU Juniorette #2:  I dunno.  You?
DU Juniorette #1: I guess the same you do.
DU Juniorette #2: Well, that's the right way to think.
DU JUniorette #1: Thank you.
DU JUniorette #3: What are we talking about here?
DU JUniorette #2: The same thing.
DU JUniorette #3: Which is?
DU JUniorette #1: If you don't like it, you can leave.
DU JUniorette #3: But I don't know if I like it or not.
DU JUniorette #2: Any sane person would like it.
DU JUniorette #3: Okay, I'll bite, I'll probably like it.  But what is it?
DU JUniorette #1: Well, you should know what it is by now.

And on and on it goes, all these vacuous one-phrase, one-sentence comments.

There's false advertising here, too; all those really inviting, really provocative, subject lines promising much illumination, but when one goes through all the time and trouble of opening a thread, one gets pretty much as what I made up, above.

But it's an incredibly easy way to build your mole's post count and familiarity!
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 16, 2017, 08:20:03 AM
DU Juniorette #1: What do you think?
DU Juniorette #2:  I dunno.  You?
DU Juniorette #1: I guess the same you do.
DU Juniorette #2: Well, that's the right way to think.
DU JUniorette #1: Thank you.
DU JUniorette #3: What are we talking about here?
DU JUniorette #2: The same thing.
DU JUniorette #3: Which is?
DU JUniorette #1: If you don't like it, you can leave.
DU JUniorette #3: But I don't know if I like it or not.
DU JUniorette #2: Any sane person would like it.
DU JUniorette #3: Okay, I'll bite, I'll probably like it.  But what is it?
DU JUniorette #1: Well, you should know what it is by now.
Well, now, that's pretty....deep. :stoner:
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: Maverick1987 on February 16, 2017, 09:26:51 AM
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Runner Dude (3,089 posts)     Wed Feb 15, 2017, 05:43 AM

Hey! I just realized something. Do you know who we haven't heard from regarding this whole
 
Flynn thing? Nadin Bresinski. Remember her? She is/was our resident DI/DU expert on everything. She was a brain surgeon, nuclear physicist, meteorologist, political scientist, journalist, paramedic, janitor, fry cook, and an all around Jack/Jill of all trades.

I'm going out for a 15 mile run this morning. If you see or hear from her be sure to link to it so I can see it.

For me, no list of Nadin's notable attributes is complete without:

-Household cleanliness
-Pet animal welfare

Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: SVPete on February 16, 2017, 10:32:38 AM
For me, no list of Nadin's notable attributes is complete without:

-Household cleanliness
-Pet animal welfare

And Avian Nutrition.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 16, 2017, 11:03:29 AM
i remember having  real go with nadin at DI. She grew furious hen i refused to believe she was on the Mexican fencing team. and then she threatened legal action when i put, "Imajournalistdammit" in my tags.

yes, PLEASE come back to DI!
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2017, 11:12:54 AM
i remember having  real go with nadin at DI. She grew furious hen i refused to believe she was on the Mexican fencing team. and then she threatened legal action when i put, "Imajournalistdammit" in my tags.

yes, PLEASE come back to DI!

I could never figure out why the cousin never seemed to get along with anybody.

<<<finds it as easy as strawberries-and-cream to get along with other people.*

The cousin is undeniably bright and perhaps has some special skills and talents; she really needs to be out in the world (rather than secluded in an apartment in a congested city) among lots and lots of other people, getting along with them.

All it would take on the cousin's part is the admission to herself--she doesn't have to do it publicly, she can do it in her heart--that she's not as good as she thinks she is.

That's it.  Nothing more than that.

With a few exceptions--I'm thinking of Lamond, the MrsCorpio primitive, or the insufferable FORD on DU Jr., or the squalid greasy Omaha Steve on Manny's message board--all the rest of us seem to find it easy to accept that blunt fact about each of ourselves. 

Why the cousin has a problem with it, only God knows.


*excluding primitives of course, but no great loss there.
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2017, 11:30:59 AM
I could never figure out why the cousin never seemed to get along with anybody.

<<<finds it as easy as strawberries-and-cream to get along with other people.*

The cousin is undeniably bright and perhaps has some special skills and talents; she really needs to be out in the world (rather than secluded in an apartment in a congested city) among lots and lots of other people, getting along with them.

All it would take on the cousin's part is the admission to herself--she doesn't have to do it publicly, she can do it in her heart--that she's not as good as she thinks she is.

That's it.  Nothing more than that.

With a few exceptions--I'm thinking of Lamond, the MrsCorpio primitive, or the insufferable FORD on DU Jr., or the squalid greasy Omaha Steve on Manny's message board--all the rest of us seem to find it easy to accept that blunt fact about each of ourselves. 

Why the cousin has a problem with it, only God knows.


*excluding primitives of course, but no great loss there.

The problem is this . . . Nadin thinks that it is God.  How do we know that, you might ask . . . It's all in the "cousin's" attitude towards anyone who dares to challenge any assertion made by the "cousin."
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2017, 03:31:59 PM
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Psst.  Do you happen to know why the buzzy one spent most of Thursday afternoon deleting his comments on DU Jr.?
Title: Re: DU Jr. misses the cousin
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 16, 2017, 04:09:05 PM
no. i just checked, he has no hides. he doesn't start a lot of threads, he just comments in existing threads. bottom line, Buzzy is a DUer: logical reasons is not something one can expect.