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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 09, 2017, 08:16:07 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11516607
Oh my.
I'm sure it'd make a gross mess, and nobody'd like that.
retrowire (9,063 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:26 PM
At work and my brain is going to ****ing explode if I don't get the **** out of here
Two and a half hours left and I'm losing my ****ing mind
In_The_Wind (69,172 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:29 PM
1. The time may pass quickly if you can stay busy.
<<<suspects that's the boy's problem; he's got too much idle time at work.
No Vested Interest (3,541 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:30 PM
2. Excuse yourself, go to the restroom, go in a stall & breathe deeply
in and out for as long as it takes.
When you come out, smile all around at those around you as though nothing has happened.
A heart for you!
msongs (43,021 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:32 PM
3. unless bathroom time is deducted from the paycheck under new employment regs
No Vested Interest (3,541 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:36 PM
5. I get you. However, she's at the end of her rope, and even deduction is better
than walking away from job, or causing undoable damage to her employment, etc.
Are new employment regs in place already?
Unions are a good thing in this instance, but unfortunately, fewer jobs are protected by unions anymore.
Damn. Don't primitive pay any attention to each other?
retrowire's no "she," instead being a boy just out of adolescence--although to his credit, unlike most of the other primitives, he's known poverty, real poverty, Grapes of Wrath Okies of the 1930s Dust Bowl poverty.
irisblue (7,218 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:35 PM
4. deep breathes in and out.
Is there a chance you can leave early? Walk a bit?
retrowire (9,063 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:38 PM
6. I've walked enough and it does nothing.
irisblue (7,218 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:54 PM
8. okay brain distractions then....
I do not like crossword puzzles as a rule, H.S.German language drills ruined them fo me; when I get the brain spins from my anxiety, I have gone online and done English language X word puzzles. I think cuz I don't like it but I''ll do it , it pulls me&my brain into the thought/memory/intellect part of my physical brain. You got anything like this? Soduko anagrams, math puzzles?
retrowire (9,063 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 03:12 PM
9. Not on me. Boss wouldn't like that
<<<also suspects retrowire's boss wouldn't like it if he knew an employee was hanging around on Skins's island while on the clock, when he was supposed to be working, not playing.
wryter2000 (34,764 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:46 PM
7. I'm so sorry
I've been there. Most days my job was okay, but others...omg I wanted to slap people.
Hang in there. The hours will pass.
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So all of the DUches are:
1. Mentally ill
2. On prescription drugs for mental issues.
3. On street drugs producing mental issues.
4. DUmb as a post, sorry posts.
5. Rabid fascists, which could go into number 1.
6. All of the above.
Yet, the very smarterest people in the history of the universe.
CogD taken to 10^9.
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Post more at your DUmp hive cesspool, wasting your employer's time and yours.
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2. Excuse yourself, go to the restroom, go in a stall & breathe deeply
I have to say, this is good advice. The only small change I would recommend would be to make sure the primitive fully submerges its head in the water of the toilet bowl before commencing deep breaths.
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I have to say, this is good advice. The only small change I would recommend would be to make sure the primitive fully submerges its head in the water of the toilet bowl before commencing deep breaths.
I was going to suggest mixing several cleaning supplies with bleach in the toilet first, THEN breathe deeply
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Since no one's gone there, :rimshot: retro's post alleges a fact not in evidence. :rimshot:
Don't know what retro's job is, but learning to handle frustration and A-holes is part of working life. As is learning not to be the frustrating A-hole. retro needs to decide whether to stay and learn, or the best way to handle "it" (whatever "it" is) by moving on. if retro's working to be more productive than the average DU-member, more power to him. Reality might mug him into less crazy ideas.
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I have to say, this is good advice. The only small change I would recommend would be to make sure the primitive fully submerges its head in the water of the toilet bowl before commencing deep breaths.
I was going to suggest mixing several cleaning supplies with bleach in the toilet first, THEN breathe deeply
Ya see, that's what I like about this place.
Just chock full of helpful folks that are never to busy to lend a hand to a DUmmy in need of assistance to optimize its miserable existence.
Kinda chokes me up a bit!
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Keep posting at the DUmp during work, get fired, and clear out the slot for someone else.
And what's this crap about deducting time for bathroom breaks under "new employment regs?" Stop being ****ing retarded.
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. Excuse yourself, go to the restroom, go in a stall & breathe deeply
YES! The odor of unflushed shit will do you worlds of good.
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When I'm feeling upset at work (it's rare because I actually get along with my co workers), I take a few minutes to check out the DUmpster. DUmmies are always good for a laugh. And if I'm not laughing at them, I am realizing that I don't have it near as bad as they do.
:-)
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YES! The odor of unflushed shit will do you worlds of good.
Well, it sure as hell beats the fragrance typically emanating from the DUmp.
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msongs (43,021 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:32 PM
3. unless bathroom time is deducted from the paycheck under new employment regs
Total BS. Companies can't dock you for peeing or make you hold it. It's an OSHA requirement (and this one actually makes sense) to be able to freely use the restroom.
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msongs (43,021 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:32 PM
3. unless bathroom time is deducted from the paycheck under new employment regs
Total BS. Companies can't dock you for peeing or make you hold it. It's an OSHA requirement (and this one actually makes sense) to be able to freely use the restroom.
Typical Lib/Prog MSU - Make Shit Up. AKA a straw man argument - refuting an idea one's opponent doesn't believe and didn't advocate is always easier than arguing against their real ideas.
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retrowire (9,063 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:26 PM
At work and my brain is going to ****ing explode if I don't get the **** out of here
Two and a half hours left and I'm losing my ****ing mind
Hide the company remote control in the rafters. I have it on good authority that doing so eliminates employment based conflicts.
:-)
CMD
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retrowire (9,063 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2017, 02:26 PM
At work and my brain is going to ****ing explode if I don't get the **** out of here
Two and a half hours left and I'm losing my ****ing mind
waiting for the disability gravy train to kick in is such a burden for liberals...as is actually having to work while you are at work.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11516607
retrowire (9,110 posts)
At work and my brain is going to ****ing explode if I don't get the **** out of here
Two and a half hours left and I'm losing my ****ing mind
Not surprisingly, not a single DUmmie suggests working while at work in this "I take more drugs than you" section of DUmmieland.
One of them does suggest hiding in the restroom.
2. Excuse yourself, go to the restroom, go in a stall & breathe deeplyin and out for as long as it takes.
When you come out, smile all around at those around you as though nothing has happened.
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There was a thread on this (https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=112406.0) a week and a half ago.
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There was a thread on this (https://conservativecave.com/home/index.php?topic=112406.0) a week and a half ago.
An apology herewith offered - I only read this page every now and then, and the DUmmy site only on some Sundays, primarily to see the LOLcats thread in the lounge, with the random excursion into some of the rest of it.
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An apology herewith offered - I only read this page every now and then, and the DUmmy site only on some Sundays, primarily to see the LOLcats thread in the lounge, with the random excursion into some of the rest of it.
Don't worry about it; it happens.
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An apology herewith offered - I only read this page every now and then, and the DUmmy site only on some Sundays, primarily to see the LOLcats thread in the lounge, with the random excursion into some of the rest of it.
BTDT, got my share of such T-shirts.