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Title: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: FunkyZero on February 09, 2017, 09:31:46 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028619119 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028619119)

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Thu Feb 9, 2017, 09:28 AM
Star Member LaydeeBug (8,902 posts)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I just used HORRID Red (neck) views
to demolish a Trump Chump.

Dude is a friend of a friend, and a Trump Chump all day long. Two things they *hate* being thrown at them:
45's popular vote loss
their own rhetoric.

So dude's going on and on about how things are going to be different, and 'we are going to be separate' blah, blah, blah and I'm all, "Dude, I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and you are like, a LOT darker than me, Mr. Swarthy."
That's what did it.
NOT 45's violation of the Constitution, NOT the expense 45's been running up (but let Obama go golfing, and...) NOT the Russian infiltration, nothing else.
Dude felt *defeated* because I have lighter skin than his.
I told him I just exemplified white privilege right TF in front of him, and I am pretty sure he still doesn't get it.

AND she got just what she craved from the DUmp...

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)
Thu Feb 9, 2017, 10:20 AM

Star Member LeftInTX (4,579 posts)
5. Way to go!
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 09, 2017, 09:51:41 AM
Sure you "demolished" someone.

Bounce...Bounce...Bouncy...
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 09, 2017, 10:15:22 AM
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Thu Feb 9, 2017, 09:28 AM
Star Member LaydeeBug (8,902 posts)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I just used HORRID Red (neck) views
to demolish a Trump Chump.
Cool story bro.  ::)
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: SVPete on February 09, 2017, 10:16:07 AM
That :bouncy: is so silly and lame it's not even worthy of a quarter- :stoner: .

 ::) Pretend it happened. ::) Why would :banghead: a dude who's tanned from growing Buggee's food, or from growing the cotton she wears, or from building the house in which she lives, or from building the business building in which she works :banghead: give a @#$% that he's more tanned :banghead: than a pale paper-pusher or welfare-dependent drone who won't even spend a few hours every weekend gardening or hiking/walking on nearby park trails :banghead: (and be tanned thereby)? ::)
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: jukin on February 09, 2017, 10:21:13 AM
I award 1 bong for the utter stupidity of the story/lie and that other DUmmys will bite on it.
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2017, 10:30:58 AM
Sure you "demolished" someone.

Which reminds me.

Lamond, the MrsCorpio primitive, has been around, but he hasn't said much.

<<<wonders what's up with that.  Maybe's he's practicing on not making promises he's not going to keep.
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 09, 2017, 10:44:21 AM
Mr Swarthy...
(http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150819225407-black-lives-matter-activist-african-america-shaun-king-lemon-ctn-00000324-large-169.jpg)
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: Carl on February 09, 2017, 10:48:00 AM
The insect is getting closer and closer to outing itself as a mole.
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: Karin on February 09, 2017, 12:11:39 PM
How does even make a bit of sense?   :mental:

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)
Thu Feb 9, 2017, 11:48 AM
 samnsara (29 posts)
8. brilliant!!!
::)
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: &quot;I'm whiter than you&quot;
Post by: ShortGuy on February 09, 2017, 12:36:52 PM
That :bouncy: is so silly and lame it's not even worthy of a quarter- :stoner: .

 ::) Pretend it happened. ::) Why would :banghead: a dude who's tanned from growing Buggee's food, or from growing the cotton she wears, or from building the house in which she lives, or from building the business building in which she works :banghead: give a @#$% that he's more tanned :banghead: than a pale paper-pusher or welfare-dependent drone who won't even spend a few hours every weekend gardening or hiking/walking on nearby park trails :banghead: (and be tanned thereby)? ::)
That certainly made my day. I needed a good laugh. I guess in the DUmmy's eyes I'm kinda white? Is beige a new racial classification or is there a number system? Like the kind dentists use to classify the shade of one's teeth. I'm whiter than you. What the hell is that supposed to mean?


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Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: Adam Wood on February 10, 2017, 05:20:22 AM
"So then I insulted the FReeper to death by calling him handsome!  Then a cop jumped out of the bushes and ripped the Wastika off of the FReeper's SUV, so the FReeper burst into tears and sprinted across the street to the Toyota dealership and immediately bought a Prius...."
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: SVPete on February 10, 2017, 08:17:01 AM
"So then I insulted the FReeper to death by calling him handsome!  Then a cop jumped out of the bushes and ripped the Wastika off of the FReeper's SUV, so the FReeper burst into tears and sprinted across the street to the Toyota dealership and immediately bought a Prius...."

H-5, Adam. I think, though, that Subarus have replaced Priuses as the Progmobile of choice. Much as the Prius replaced Volvos.
Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 10, 2017, 09:09:20 AM
How does even make a bit of sense?   :mental:
 ::)

:shrug:

Title: Re: LDB Bouncy: "I'm whiter than you"
Post by: SVPete on February 10, 2017, 11:08:28 AM
How does even make a bit of sense?   :mental:
 ::)

If the Trump guy exists anywhere other than in Buggee's fantasies, he probably heard her remark and walked away amazed that someone so stupid could figure out how to operate their front door. :o ::) And Buggee thought it was because her remark was so devastatingly clever. ::) :o