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Title: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 05, 2017, 09:30:07 PM
Glanced through the General Discussion forum throughout the Super Bowl.  Yep, I'm a glutton for punishment.

Almost every single thread was twisting the surroundings of Super Bowl LI into something political.  This is a big reason why you lost the 2016 election and will continue to lose.  It is a sporting event that distracts people from the unpleasantness of many everyday lives. 

And, since the Patriots just won the first overtime game in Super Bowl history...how soon will the DUmmies blame Putin or James Comey?

Suck it up, get a life and simply enjoy stuff.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 05, 2017, 09:34:02 PM
First Trump comes out of nowhere and beats the odds to win the presidency over Clinton. Now, Brady and the Patriots perform self-resurrection in the Super Bowl.

Oh jeez, lefties, you lose again. You just can't seem to ride the winning horse, can you? :rofl:

I mean, really, I would not have cared that much about this Super Bowl if not for the left's emotional investment in it, and their petty politics (which blew up in their faces, just like everything they've done since the election).
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: FunkyZero on February 05, 2017, 09:46:03 PM
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Sun Feb 5, 2017, 10:33 PM
Bob Loblaw (339 posts)
Trump takes credit for Pats win
in 3..., 2..., 1....

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Response to Bob Loblaw (Original post)
Sun Feb 5, 2017, 10:34 PM
Star Member MFM008 (8,378 posts)
1. of course he will
why is fate so ****ing kind to this pig?
Wish he had bradys ball up his ass.

hahaha!  geez

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Sun Feb 5, 2017, 10:32 PM
Wiseman32218 (42 posts)
Just quit watching the NFL after the cheater and trump lover Brady won the superbowl

I needed a good laugh before I hit the sack tonight. DUmbasses...
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: FunkyZero on February 05, 2017, 09:47:48 PM
First Trump comes out of nowhere and beats the odds to win the presidency over Clinton. Now, Brady and the Patriots perform self-resurrection in the Super Bowl.

Oh jeez, lefties, you lose again. You just can't seem to ride the winning horse, can you? :rofl:

I mean, really, I would have cared that much about this Super Bowl if not for the left's emotional investment in it, and their petty politics (which blew up in their faces, just like everything they've done since the election).

I'm with you. I absolutely loath Tom Brady...  but was rooting hard for the Patriots tonight. My wife thinks I'm drunk or something... cheering for the pats
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 05, 2017, 09:49:32 PM
On cue:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028601969

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Wiseman32218

Just quit watching the NFL after the cheater and trump lover Brady won the superbowl


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Chipper Chat

2. Yea, I turned it off right after the touchdown.

New England barely won Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania at the last minute.

Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on February 06, 2017, 05:03:24 AM
I mean, really, I would not have cared that much about this Super Bowl if not for the left's emotional investment in it, and their petty politics (which blew up in their faces, just like everything they've done since the election).
Why did the Left emotionally invest in it?
Usually, they hate the Superbowl, writing pretentious pages about how it's an evil game and "Bread and circuses" and whatnot.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Karin on February 06, 2017, 06:06:33 AM
Because it was discovered that Brady had a MAGA hat in his locker a little while ago.  Outraged reporters were demanding he "explain himself."   Oh, and the pats coach is a Trump supporter.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 06, 2017, 06:23:21 AM
It's November 8 all over again.

Before the game - "Atlanta is going to win this game, no question."
First quarter - Atlanta in the lead, and the Patriots aren't looking too great.
Second quarter - Atlanta in a huge lead.
Third quarter (first part) - Patriots score a field goal, but Atlanta continues to widen their lead.
Third quarter (second part) - Patriots start coming back, but Atlanta is still waaaaay ahead. Might as well give it up, Tr...I mean Brady.
Fourth Quarter - Patriots come back and tie the game. Liberals are getting very nervous.
Overtime - Patriots win. Liberals in meltdown. "Brady cheated! Russians! JOOOOOOOS!"

And now, after reading the past couple of pages of General Discussion in DU, my shadenboner has become self-aware.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Karin on February 06, 2017, 06:28:33 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028602325 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028602325)

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Sun Feb 5, 2017, 11:34 PM
Calculating (661 posts)

The nightmare continues with unreal pats win

I feel like this is some kind of bizzaro world lately where evil always wins. First Trump, and now the cheating, lucky, all around dislikeable pats win the SB with the largest comeback of SB history. Feels like the world won't give me a single damn thing to feel good about lately.

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Response to BlueStater (Reply #1)
Sun Feb 5, 2017, 11:51 PM
 angrychair (3,885 posts)
14. It does

It promotes a game, especially for youth, that when played correctly, will cause permanent brain damage.

A win from a team like the patriots, in which the owner, manager and QB are all unabashed trump fans, emboldens the cult of personality around trump and will intensify the radicalism of his followers.

 ::)

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Response to Calculating (Original post)
Sun Feb 5, 2017, 11:52 PM
 cilla4progress (6,454 posts)
17. I know it's just a game,

But with so many undertones...

If you are familiar at all with the story of Seabiscuit, the racehorse that raised Americans' spirits during the depression in the 1930s, and I'm sure there are plenty of other similar sports stories, you know the impact these games can have.

Besides, it's triggering my PTSD from election night.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 06, 2017, 07:05:20 AM
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Response to BlueStater (Reply #1)
Sun Feb 5, 2017, 11:51 PM
 angrychair (3,885 posts)
14. It does

It promotes a game, especially for youth, that when played correctly, will cause permanent brain damage. <---good chance smokes pot and promotes its use

A win from a team like the patriots, in which the owner, manager and QB are all unabashed trump fans, emboldens the cult of personality around trump and will intensify the radicalism of his followers.
Had the Falcons won you would have been crowing how this hurt Trump (somehow) and would not have given 2 sh!ts about concussions. 
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: SVPete on February 06, 2017, 07:14:47 AM
So, DU-folk weren't rooting for the Pats because the New England states voted for The SHREW-CHILL and Georgia voted for Trump? I'll never figure out DU-folks' hierarchy of shibboleths.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: USA4ME on February 06, 2017, 07:50:04 AM
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cilla4progress
 
17. I know it's just a game, but with so many undertones...

If you are familiar at all with the story of Seabiscuit, the racehorse that raised Americans' spirits during the depression in the 1930s, and I'm sure there are plenty of other similar sports stories, you know the impact these games can have.

Besides, it's triggering my PTSD from election night.

As someone who was hoping the Falcons would win, I can tell you if you were planning on an Atlanta pro sports team to bring home the bacon, you're more mentally ill than modern medicine can cure. Part of pulling for an Atlanta pro sports team is knowing they'll likely find a way to blow it.

Unless they have Greg Maddox.  :-)

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Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 06, 2017, 09:43:57 AM
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cilla4progress (6,454 posts)
17. I know it's just a game,

But with so many undertones...

If you are familiar at all with the story of Seabiscuit, the racehorse that raised Americans' spirits during the depression in the 1930s, and I'm sure there are plenty of other similar sports stories, you know the impact these games can have.

Besides, it's triggering my PTSD from election night.

Emphasis added.

I know what PTSD is -- guys and gals who feared for their lives every day, involved in firefights the Devil himself would run away from, seeing buddies die and maimed.  Yeah, an election that didn't go your way and the wittle snowflakes have PTSD.

ESAD/FOAD -- and I mean it literally, Dummy.  I hope the win of one professional team (in a blue state) over another makes you so sad you jump off a bridge.  Just think, the last words your tiny brain thinks will be "No! I take it back!"
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 06, 2017, 10:25:51 AM
Normally I hate the Pats, but this is making everything about their win beautiful.  Schadenboner meter is pinned this morning.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: SVPete on February 06, 2017, 10:52:29 AM
Normally I hate the Pats, but this is making everything about their win beautiful.  Schadenboner meter is pinned this morning.

I was pulling some for the Falcons, just to have a different champion. But between the 9ers owners/manglers @#$%^ing over fans, QB K's ignorant hate-driven tantrumming and the NFL's support of such antics, I've not followed football much the past 2 or 3 years. And I won't until K's been sent to the Arena League and NFL athletes shut up and play football.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: jukin on February 06, 2017, 01:39:16 PM
Scahdenboner status:  Sending back images of the Oort Cloud.

Best part is Trump predicted the point spread better than the "experts" and years ago predicted Brady to have five SB wins.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: YupItsMe on February 06, 2017, 02:43:56 PM
Normally I hate the Pats, but this is making everything about their win beautiful.  Schadenboner meter is pinned this morning.

I hate the Pats also and especially the "vomit worthy" adoration of Tom Brady, but I agree I knew this would be win/win situation. Either the Pats would lose and I'd be happy, or they'd win and the moonbats would complain.  To tell you the truth, Trump's going to torment the DUmmies so much for the next 4/8 yrs I would've rather Pats lost.
Title: Re: DUmmy failure, part "eleventy million"
Post by: Adam Wood on February 12, 2017, 01:13:11 AM
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If you are familiar at all with the story of Seabiscuit, the racehorse that raised Americans' spirits during the depression in the 1930s, and I'm sure there are plenty of other similar sports stories, you know the impact these games can have.


Favorite line of the whole movie: "At a time when the world really needed a drink, you couldn't get one in the United States of America."

Updated to 2017 version: "At a time when a bunch of moonbats really needed more free shit from Democrats, you couldn't get one in the United States of America."