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Title: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 04, 2017, 05:15:19 PM
Diaper rash, apparently.

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TalenaGor (18 posts)

Trump gave me a rash...
   
just got back from Urgent Care - I have a rash all over my upper body- doc said its a inflammatory response to stress....said it's harmless, not contagious, not a concern at all - but yeah....i got a trump rash 

someone else here made a mention of his/her doc saying they have seen alot of anxiety lately as well...

so maybe a reminder to us all to take some time away from news and take care of ourselves....stress really can take a toll...

think ill put on some Shpongle, smoke a bowl and PvP a while in GW2

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manicraven (482 posts)

2. I have a bit of a Trump stress rash, too!

Plus chest pain from anxiety.

Take care of yourself! I'm doing some meditating to help.

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nolabels (12,533 posts)

4. Sparked up a case of Heart Arrhythmia for me

Actually, this might have been a benefit to me. My family has a History of coronary deaths or issues, and early detection can get you over the hump

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elehhhhna (30,433 posts)

5. Anxiety attack. First in years.

It was awful.

Behold the #Resistance

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028596337
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 04, 2017, 05:39:45 PM
Diaper rash should be something dementjeep might be able to help with.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: Carl on February 04, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
Worthless fruitcakes.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2017, 05:40:49 PM
I dislike saying what it was that Obozo and his wife gave me.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 04, 2017, 08:03:46 PM
Trump rash? :confused: :wtf2: They have deeper problems than Trump.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 04, 2017, 10:49:19 PM
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:whatever:  nolabels (12,533 posts)

4. Sparked up a case bowl of the good shit and had an irregular Heart Arrhythmia
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 05, 2017, 05:46:03 AM
If these people are so whacked out that they are experiencing physical side effects then this serves as clinical proof that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 05, 2017, 06:40:16 AM
I see the early tests of the TRumpStressOMatic are coming along quite well.  Next up:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/hot-hail-300-75_zpszfg9tvln.jpg) (http://s2.photobucket.com/user/freedumb2003/media/hot-hail-300-75_zpszfg9tvln.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: SVPete on February 05, 2017, 08:11:50 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG11rVMQxDU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: SVPete on February 05, 2017, 08:17:15 AM
Take 2 Benadryl and call me in the morning. Or take 20 and the call won't be necessary.

CC doesn't have enough ::) s on the pantry shelf, I checked. And how Puh-freaking-THEH-Tick was their Me Too And I Can Top That outburst?!
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: Undies on February 05, 2017, 12:44:29 PM
I heard the living quarters at the White House had to be insecticide bombed on Inauguration Day   There were fleas and possible lice and some sort of dark brown bugs no one could identify.  It was later assumed Ashley Judd had been a recent overnight guest.  That explained the nasty odor.  The rest had been there awhile.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: Fourwinds on February 05, 2017, 12:54:41 PM
If these people are so whacked out that they are experiencing physical side effects then this serves as clinical proof that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.

It's all lies. It has to be. How the hell can you get worked up so much over something that has nothing to do with you and will affect you in no way that you break out? It defies belief and I'm pretty sure it's said just to add to the drama.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: DUmpstruck on February 05, 2017, 02:02:47 PM
I've heard that acupuncture can be helpful for rashes and other such maladies.

I this case of the DUmmies, I would suggest an ice pick firmly implanted in either the left ear or base of the skull.  :hi5:
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: SVPete on February 05, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Shouldn't these DU-folk with rashes be having a little "chat" with last week's and month's one-night-stands?
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: DUmpstruck on February 05, 2017, 03:21:38 PM
Shouldn't these DU-folk with rashes be having a little "chat" with last week's and month's one-night-stands?

In the case of DUmmies, would this not mean...

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/25819DG~Speak-To-The-Hand-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: jukin on February 06, 2017, 10:37:56 AM
If hoping that the DUchebags off themselves is wrong, i don't want to be right.
Title: Re: Trump giving Proglodytes rashes
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 06, 2017, 10:50:08 AM
If hoping that the DUchebags off themselves is wrong, i don't want to be right.

It is like the Presley song: He DUmmies!

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A little less conversation
A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me

IOW, quit telling us all how suicidal you are: ACT ON IT!!!